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May 2009
Thursday, May 21:
Single Serving Site Alert
Monday, May 4:
Hockey! It's A Sport!
December 2008
Monday, Dec 8:
The Ape and The Snake
July 2008
Wednesday, Jul 9:
My Home Is Dying
June 2008
Friday, Jun 27:
What's It All About, Alfie?
October 2007
Thursday, Oct 18:
First Paragraphs From Stories I'll Never Write Episode 2
September 2007
Thursday, Sep 20:
LOLifornication
Friday, Sep 7:
First Paragraphs From Stories I'll Never Write Episode 1
August 2007
Thursday, Aug 30:
Armageddon Schadenfreude
Saturday, Aug 25:
Emptybottle Version 4.0
Sunday, Aug 19:
SNAFU
Sunday, Aug 12:
Installing Movable Type 4 with XAMPP (on Windows XP)
Monday, Aug 6:
Pownce Invites
June 2007
Thursday, Jun 28:
Wonderchicken 08
Wednesday, Jun 27:
Movable Type on The Rebound
Friday, Jun 22:
Weird and Fractured
Friday, Jun 22:
Wonderchicken-o-rama
Monday, Jun 11:
Conditional Adsense -- In Which I Hop On The Bandwagon
April 2007
Wednesday, Apr 11:
Badges (Steenking Badges)
March 2007
Tuesday, Mar 20:
Not A Howl, A Twitter
Tuesday, Mar 6:
Lomans not shamans
January 2007
Tuesday, Jan 16:
I think of Dean Moriarty
Monday, Jan 1:
Coke, Pepsi, Anal, Fork, Spoon, Saddam
December 2006
Friday, Dec 29:
Disclosure
Tuesday, Dec 26:
Five Things I Don't Know About Myself
Monday, Dec 25:
Freedom In Peril (and pass the ammo)
Monday, Dec 25:
Rumours of My Demise
October 2006
Monday, Oct 16:
Wonderchicken Index
September 2006
Tuesday, Sep 19:
Car Battery
August 2006
Monday, Aug 21:
Bullshit, Dugg
Monday, Aug 14:
Wonderchicken Industries Presents
Tuesday, Aug 8:
On Dreamhost's Recent Problems
Friday, Aug 4:
The Price Of Oil, Redux
Wednesday, Aug 2:
I Got Your Cheese Sandwich Right Here
July 2006
Friday, Jul 28:
Regret
June 2006
Thursday, Jun 22:
Coming Soon
May 2006
Thursday, May 4:
Sometimes I Make Myself Laugh
Wednesday, May 3:
The Solution To A Midlife Crisis
Tuesday, May 2:
Ball Squeezing Time
April 2006
Saturday, Apr 29:
Living With War
March 2006
Friday, Mar 24:
Wonderchicken Drinking Songs, Volume 1
Tuesday, Mar 21:
Freedom's Just Another Word
Friday, Mar 17:
The Three Ages of Wonderchicken
Tuesday, Mar 14:
Blogjects and Thinglinks and Spimes, Oh My!
Monday, Mar 6:
Dreamhost Discounts Redux
February 2006
Tuesday, Feb 28:
Do Hiveminds Dream Of Folksonomic Tags?
Tuesday, Feb 28:
Same As It Ever Was
Sunday, Feb 26:
The Stavrossian Accord
Monday, Feb 20:
News The Wonderchicken Way
Friday, Feb 17:
Racing Towards The Big W
Friday, Feb 10:
Completely Idiotic
Monday, Feb 6:
Writing Open Some New Blogholes
Friday, Feb 3:
New Look, Old Code, Weasel Teats!
January 2006
Thursday, Jan 26:
The Goo
Friday, Jan 20:
Magic
Monday, Jan 16:
Brain Go Boom
Sunday, Jan 15:
What the?
Wednesday, Jan 11:
Web Two, Wonderchicken Zero
Friday, Jan 6:
Partly Cloudy, Chance of Refrain
December 2005
Wednesday, Dec 7:
Scatterblogging
November 2005
Friday, Nov 4:
Language Drainage
October 2005
Saturday, Oct 22:
Wonderchicken Resurgent
June 2005
Thursday, Jun 2:
Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
May 2005
Monday, May 30:
Consumer Mindset
Saturday, May 28:
Hike
Thursday, May 26:
Maybe Creative, But Not Commons
Monday, May 9:
Advertising Communitarian-Style
Tuesday, May 3:
Hammers, Falling
March 2005
Wednesday, Mar 30:
Emulating God On A Budget
Friday, Mar 25:
Antivertising
Thursday, Mar 17:
Whoring For Fun and Profit
Saturday, Mar 12:
Beavering Away
Tuesday, Mar 1:
Moving
February 2005
Monday, Feb 21:
Goodbye, Hunter
Friday, Feb 11:
Hosting Matters
January 2005
Friday, Jan 28:
Messin' With The Pod People
Friday, Jan 7:
Bird, Mountains
December 2004
Wednesday, Dec 29:
Tsunami
Monday, Dec 20:
Maxell XLII
Thursday, Dec 2:
Blogger Whores fcuk Off
November 2004
Tuesday, Nov 23:
Anger Is An Energy
Thursday, Nov 18:
GFY
Friday, Nov 5:
1974
October 2004
Friday, Oct 29:
The Truth? You Can't Handle The Truth!
Tuesday, Oct 26:
We Are All
Sunday, Oct 24:
Away Team
Thursday, Oct 21:
Ship Of Fools
Friday, Oct 1:
Blink. Think. Blink.
September 2004
Monday, Sep 20:
Taking One For The Home Team
Monday, Sep 6:
Comedy Gold
August 2004
Tuesday, Aug 31:
Rudy Can't Fail
Friday, Aug 27:
Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy
July 2004
Friday, Jul 30:
Fallout from the Blog Bomb
Friday, Jul 16:
Am I Angry? Do I Hate? Can I Kill?
Friday, Jul 9:
A Political Dream
Monday, Jul 5:
Surfacing
June 2004
Monday, Jun 21:
Fahrenheit 452
Friday, Jun 18:
The Friday Five -- Lazy Bastard Edition
Thursday, Jun 10:
Gmail
Sunday, Jun 6:
Blue Water Virgin
Friday, Jun 4:
sh1t Happens
Friday, Jun 4:
The Other Friday Five - Guilt-Plagued Edition
May 2004
Monday, May 31:
Now Isn't That Special
Monday, May 24:
Thanks
Monday, May 24:
Horrible But Exceedingly Clever
Saturday, May 15:
I Wish It Weren't So
Thursday, May 13:
On The Turning Away
Tuesday, May 4:
Flickr Kicks Orkut Ass
Saturday, May 1:
Fireworks
April 2004
Friday, Apr 16:
New Day Dawning
March 2004
Wednesday, Mar 31:
It was the best of wonderchicken, it was the worst of wonderchicken
Friday, Mar 26:
The Other Friday 5 Part 3 : The Bottle Strikes Back
Thursday, Mar 25:
Walkabout
Tuesday, Mar 23:
Type, Type Everywhere
Wednesday, Mar 17:
Blog Korea, Blog!
Tuesday, Mar 16:
Trunkless Legs of Stone
Friday, Mar 12:
Impeachy
Friday, Mar 5:
The Other Friday Five #2 : Electric Boogaloo
Tuesday, Mar 2:
Holidays in The Sun
February 2004
Friday, Feb 27:
The Other Friday Five
Thursday, Feb 26:
Compare and Contrast
Tuesday, Feb 24:
Echo and the Bunnymen
Monday, Feb 23:
Bells and Chickens, Armpits and Underpants
Monday, Feb 16:
We're On A Mission From God
January 2004
Thursday, Jan 29:
Call and Response
Monday, Jan 26:
Uncrappy
Monday, Jan 26:
On Writing, or Of Tits and Medicated Monkeys
Friday, Jan 23:
The force that through the green fuse drives the flower
Tuesday, Jan 20:
Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Wonderchicken
Sunday, Jan 18:
This Means War... or at least a good noogy-ing!
Saturday, Jan 17:
Selling out and Buying In
Thursday, Jan 15:
Time for A Change
Monday, Jan 12:
Nomad
December 2003
Wednesday, Dec 31:
The Price Of Oil
Saturday, Dec 27:
Lost In Translation
Friday, Dec 26:
In The Belly Of The Beast
Tuesday, Dec 23:
Teaching in Korea - The Skinny
Friday, Dec 19:
Criminal? Criminally delicious!
Sunday, Dec 14:
Fluffy Bunnies
Sunday, Dec 14:
Mowing Down Motherfcukers
Friday, Dec 12:
Decline and Fall
Saturday, Dec 6:
Loads More Girls
Thursday, Dec 4:
Unyoung, Unpoor, UnRabbit
Tuesday, Dec 2:
Uncle Fucka Exegesis
Monday, Dec 1:
Magnolia
November 2003
Thursday, Nov 27:
Kerouacky
Friday, Nov 21:
This, from that
Monday, Nov 17:
Moving, virtually
Sunday, Nov 16:
What Are You?
Saturday, Nov 15:
Hanguk Hamlet
Sunday, Nov 2:
Not Responsible
October 2003
Wednesday, Oct 29:
The Move
Wednesday, Oct 22:
Digital Revelation
Tuesday, Oct 21:
Komedy Korean Kontracts
Saturday, Oct 11:
Death and Bali, A Year Later
Sunday, Oct 5:
Biting Through Meat
September 2003
Friday, Sep 26:
Retail Rituals
Tuesday, Sep 23:
A New House and A Walk In The Woods
Sunday, Sep 14:
Japan Rocks Part Two
Friday, Sep 12:
Japan Rocks Part One
August 2003
Friday, Aug 1:
Attitude Adjustment
July 2003
Monday, Jul 21:
Goin' walkabout
Saturday, Jul 19:
Photos
Monday, Jul 14:
Home on Deranged
Saturday, Jul 12:
Divine Intervention
Monday, Jul 7:
Decisions
June 2003
Monday, Jun 30:
Life Gets Interesting
Sunday, Jun 29:
Islands
Saturday, Jun 28:
Stupidity
Saturday, Jun 28:
Hoopla!
Monday, Jun 23:
DMZ (and Bondaeggi)
Saturday, Jun 21:
Now Isn't That Odd?
Thursday, Jun 19:
DMZ Release
Monday, Jun 16:
Where you at?
Sunday, Jun 8:
Fourteen Years
Sunday, Jun 8:
The Idiot Son of An Asshole
Friday, Jun 6:
The C Word
Wednesday, Jun 4:
The Happy Rock
Tuesday, Jun 3:
What do you do?
May 2003
Saturday, May 31:
20 Days In Spring
Friday, May 30:
Between The Lines
Wednesday, May 28:
CBC Home Delivery
Tuesday, May 27:
Cesspool
Tuesday, May 27:
Clock Tower
Sunday, May 25:
I treasure the pleasure of torpor
Sunday, May 25:
Mimesis
Saturday, May 24:
Keep on Truckin
Friday, May 23:
Random Observations
Thursday, May 22:
At It Again
Tuesday, May 20:
OhMyNews? Bah.
Sunday, May 18:
Public Service Announcement
Saturday, May 17:
Killer Scum and Candid Camera
Thursday, May 15:
The Next Big Thing Is The Last Big Thing
Thursday, May 15:
WARNING! THIS IS A JOKE
Thursday, May 15:
Some Neat Things
Wednesday, May 14:
Those Wacky Japanese
Tuesday, May 13:
Anti-Intellekshuel
Monday, May 12:
Banality
Sunday, May 11:
Hangul Part One
Sunday, May 11:
Everyone Gets To The Yes
Saturday, May 10:
Kinda The Lonely One
Friday, May 9:
Rocks
Thursday, May 8:
Seeing Asian Characters
Thursday, May 8:
Another Take
Thursday, May 8:
This Is A Test Of Korean
Wednesday, May 7:
Eater of Meaning
Wednesday, May 7:
Blogmatrix
Tuesday, May 6:
Lost in Transit
Tuesday, May 6:
Ignorance Bought And Paid For
Friday, May 2:
Strutting chickenhawk
Friday, May 2:
Tick. Tick. Nope. Tick.
Thursday, May 1:
More Lies
April 2003
Wednesday, Apr 30:
Deathwatch
Tuesday, Apr 29:
Threads
Tuesday, Apr 29:
The Move
Monday, Apr 28:
Social Software
Sunday, Apr 27:
Movin'
Wednesday, Apr 23:
Keep The Bird Burning
Wednesday, Apr 23:
Linguistic Relativism and Korean
Wednesday, Apr 23:
World. Party.
Monday, Apr 21:
Who is the enemy?
Monday, Apr 21:
Recent Korean History
Monday, Apr 21:
Lakoff A La Carte
Sunday, Apr 20:
I AM THE GREATEST!
Friday, Apr 18:
Going Dark?
Friday, Apr 18:
Two Lips, Two Lungs and One Tongue
Friday, Apr 18:
Hanoi
Ed Rocks!
Thursday, Apr 17:
Screw Petroleum!
Thursday, Apr 17:
Meaty, Beaty Identity
Wednesday, Apr 16:
Promises
Monday, Apr 14:
Stop The Madness, Darn It
Sunday, Apr 13:
Our Very Own War
Saturday, Apr 12:
(m)emetic
Saturday, Apr 12:
Whales
Friday, Apr 11:
Old Glory
Thursday, Apr 10:
Wet Noodling
Tuesday, Apr 8:
Yeah, well.
Tuesday, Apr 8:
Oh, It's All So Icky
Tuesday, Apr 8:
Lost
Monday, Apr 7:
Tuggin'
Saturday, Apr 5:
Awareness Matters
Saturday, Apr 5:
Bill Gates is Dead - Psych!
Friday, Apr 4:
This is a trackback test
Friday, Apr 4:
A Better Man Than I
Friday, Apr 4:
Erections Are Sometimes Quite Pleasant
Thursday, Apr 3:
Been there, seen that
Thursday, Apr 3:
The Winner and Still Cham-peen
Wednesday, Apr 2:
Worth The Time
Tuesday, Apr 1:
A Doodyhead, I say!
Tuesday, Apr 1:
Pee
Tuesday, Apr 1:
The filters! The fillllters!
March 2003
Monday, Mar 31:
Visualization
Monday, Mar 31:
Deeply Weird
Monday, Mar 31:
No Cheat Sheets
Friday, Mar 28:
Whatcha Gonna Do?
Friday, Mar 28:
Frolicking at Mt Paektu
Friday, Mar 28:
Do This Now
Thursday, Mar 27:
Because I love the man
Wednesday, Mar 26:
There's Something Happening Here
Wednesday, Mar 26:
Time Out
Tuesday, Mar 25:
Free
Monday, Mar 24:
Totally Unimportant
Sunday, Mar 23:
Please
Sunday, Mar 23:
The Enemy
Saturday, Mar 22:
Reruns
Friday, Mar 21:
Killing For Fun And Profit
Wednesday, Mar 19:
Worst Case?
Wednesday, Mar 19:
Peace, or something like it
Tuesday, Mar 18:
Death Rulez, d00d
Tuesday, Mar 18:
On Second Thought
Sunday, Mar 16:
Please Stay Tuned
Saturday, Mar 15:
Wacky Hijinx
Friday, Mar 14:
Thank You, George
Friday, Mar 14:
Fiddle-farting around
Friday, Mar 14:
Mmmmm...yuck
Thursday, Mar 13:
Who and What
Wednesday, Mar 12:
Narcotic
Wednesday, Mar 12:
Loooo-sah!
Tuesday, Mar 11:
Anti-America
Saturday, Mar 8:
World of Assholes
Friday, Mar 7:
The Big Picture
Friday, Mar 7:
Comedy Gold
Thursday, Mar 6:
A New Hope
Tuesday, Mar 4:
Dirt Stick Stone
Sunday, Mar 2:
Orwelliana
Sunday, Mar 2:
Grrr
Saturday, Mar 1:
Summary Time, Boys and Girls
February 2003
Thursday, Feb 27:
Open Source Constitution
Thursday, Feb 27:
New Digs
Thursday, Feb 27:
Questions of Little Import
Sunday, Feb 23:
Offline
Saturday, Feb 22:
For Sale
Thursday, Feb 20:
Open Letter
Tuesday, Feb 18:
Commenter and Commented
Tuesday, Feb 18:
Leaving The Temple
Monday, Feb 17:
A Great One
Sunday, Feb 16:
Three Thoughts
Saturday, Feb 15:
What a surprise
Friday, Feb 14:
Blogaritaville
Friday, Feb 14:
Joe Frank
Thursday, Feb 13:
This Evening
Monday, Feb 10:
You mean...I'm off the *team*!?
Monday, Feb 10:
Pointing
Monday, Feb 10:
Ballistic Bouffant Boy Brigades
Monday, Feb 10:
Impeach the Bastards
Sunday, Feb 9:
Power Laws, Weblogs, and Inequality
Sunday, Feb 9:
This Just In!
Saturday, Feb 8:
Will the last person to leave please turn out the lights
Saturday, Feb 8:
I keep doing this...
Saturday, Feb 8:
Wanderings
Saturday, Feb 8:
[this is funny]
Saturday, Feb 8:
Why do they hate us so much?
Friday, Feb 7:
Pray For Death! Pray!
Thursday, Feb 6:
The Funny
Wednesday, Feb 5:
Hey
Tuesday, Feb 4:
American Pictures
Sunday, Feb 2:
Dynamics
Sunday, Feb 2:
Coin of the Realm
Saturday, Feb 1:
Pundits-r-Us
Saturday, Feb 1:
C students from Yale
January 2003
Friday, Jan 31:
Redneck
Wednesday, Jan 29:
A-list Ruminations
Wednesday, Jan 29:
A symbol of distress
Wednesday, Jan 29:
The Floggies
Wednesday, Jan 29:
Altered State
Tuesday, Jan 28:
Comments
Tuesday, Jan 28:
Masks and Mirrors
Sunday, Jan 26:
Big Fat Pipes
Saturday, Jan 25:
Imaginative Pastures
Saturday, Jan 25:
Happy Happy
Saturday, Jan 25:
Choose carefully
Saturday, Jan 25:
Whiskey Is Good
Friday, Jan 24:
Fun
Wednesday, Jan 22:
Holy Crap
Wednesday, Jan 22:
There must be a way...
Monday, Jan 20:
Bowling ball of knowledge
Monday, Jan 20:
Scraping the Resin
Monday, Jan 20:
Hurt
Saturday, Jan 18:
[excised strip-bar reference]
Friday, Jan 17:
You scratch mine, I'll scratch yours
Thursday, Jan 16:
How'd That Happen?
Wednesday, Jan 15:
Ginsbergery
Wednesday, Jan 15:
Ah, shucks
Wednesday, Jan 15:
TP!
Tuesday, Jan 14:
6:15 PM
Monday, Jan 13:
More perspective
Saturday, Jan 11:
We're a Happy Family!
Saturday, Jan 11:
Realio Trulio?
Friday, Jan 10:
Cloudy, Strong Chance of Rain
Wednesday, Jan 8:
The Same, But Different
Tuesday, Jan 7:
Like A Rat Out Of An Aqueduct
November 2002
Sunday, Nov 10:
Another Hiatus
October 2002
Thursday, Oct 31:
Goodbye
Friday, Oct 25:
Stories
Thursday, Oct 24:
An End To Pain
Thursday, Oct 24:
No News
Wednesday, Oct 23:
True Canadian
Tuesday, Oct 22:
God Bless Australia
Monday, Oct 21:
Update
Sunday, Oct 20:
News Roundup
Sunday, Oct 20:
A painful week
Saturday, Oct 19:
Donations
Friday, Oct 18:
More Info
Thursday, Oct 17:
Day 5
Wednesday, Oct 16:
Update on Rick
Tuesday, Oct 15:
Good News
Tuesday, Oct 15:
Oh shit
Friday, Oct 11:
Look! A Chickenman!
Thursday, Oct 10:
Adventures in Bad Judgement
Friday, Oct 4:
Drugs
Thursday, Oct 3:
The Tension
Wednesday, Oct 2:
It's quiet...too quiet
September 2002
Saturday, Sep 28:
An Open Letter To The Members of Congress
Friday, Sep 27:
Good Guy/Bad Guy
Wednesday, Sep 25:
Shambling
Sunday, Sep 22:
Too Lazy
Thursday, Sep 19:
Kimchi and Booze
Monday, Sep 16:
NOSEWARS
Saturday, Sep 14:
Pacing The Cage
August 2002
Wednesday, Aug 28:
Dear WonderChickenistas, In a development
Tuesday, Aug 27:
Same As It Ever Was
Monday, Aug 26:
Petition
Sunday, Aug 25:
Compare and Contrast
Friday, Aug 23:
Sad, Strange
Thursday, Aug 22:
It Weren't Just Hockey
Thursday, Aug 22:
Essential
Wednesday, Aug 21:
Questions of Poop
Monday, Aug 19:
Today's MeFi Gold
Monday, Aug 19:
Encapsulated
Sunday, Aug 18:
Signposts on the road to where?
Sunday, Aug 18:
I still don't hate Korea
Saturday, Aug 17:
Wasabi-dipped
Friday, Aug 16:
Dave who?
Friday, Aug 16:
Bored bored bored bored
Friday, Aug 16:
Life, she's a bitch
Monday, Aug 12:
MetaTalk
Sunday, Aug 11:
Chickenhawks and Gunhumpers
Sunday, Aug 11:
Perspective
Sunday, Aug 11:
fcuk Off, Redux
Saturday, Aug 10:
*Stands, points*
Saturday, Aug 10:
Yay for me!
Friday, Aug 9:
Olympic Level Spam
Thursday, Aug 8:
Easy Pieces
Thursday, Aug 8:
Bummed
Wednesday, Aug 7:
Board Meeting
Wednesday, Aug 7:
Distracted
Monday, Aug 5:
Rank
Sunday, Aug 4:
Naked and Shameless
Saturday, Aug 3:
Tick Tock
Thursday, Aug 1:
Will The Real Inventor of the Weblog Please Stand Up
Thursday, Aug 1:
Dirty
Thursday, Aug 1:
This could be fun...
July 2002
Wednesday, Jul 31:
Visionary?
Wednesday, Jul 31:
Marking Territory?
Wednesday, Jul 31:
The Nightmare is Over
Wednesday, Jul 31:
Ghost in the Machine
Tuesday, Jul 30:
Opera comma soap dot
Monday, Jul 29:
Brain Damage
Sunday, Jul 28:
We're on a Mexican, whoah-oh, radio
Friday, Jul 26:
The First AI Blog
Friday, Jul 26:
Vodka Odyssey
Thursday, Jul 25:
Weblog : The Movie
Thursday, Jul 25:
Steal This Image
Thursday, Jul 25:
Mathematics
Thursday, Jul 25:
Suit Up!
Wednesday, Jul 24:
Wide Open
Wednesday, Jul 24:
I Invented Weblogging!
Tuesday, Jul 23:
Taking a whizz
Monday, Jul 22:
Hails of derisive laughter, Bruce!
Monday, Jul 22:
Yeah, so? Yer still C-List!
Sunday, Jul 21:
Pure Genius
Sunday, Jul 21:
We've Got Blog
Sunday, Jul 21:
Why?
Saturday, Jul 20:
Read
Saturday, Jul 20:
Trackbackage
Saturday, Jul 20:
Link Dump
Friday, Jul 19:
Fear
Thursday, Jul 18:
Bitch Moan Whine
Thursday, Jul 18:
Thought Food
Thursday, Jul 18:
Video
Wednesday, Jul 17:
fcuk Off, Redux
Wednesday, Jul 17:
fcuk Off
Tuesday, Jul 16:
Weblog lovin'
Tuesday, Jul 16:
RATS
Tuesday, Jul 16:
To Live and Die In Bugok
Monday, Jul 15:
Oxford Internet Institute
Sunday, Jul 14:
Marek
Saturday, Jul 13:
Work in Progress
Friday, Jul 12:
A New Hope?
Thursday, Jul 11:
Existence
Thursday, Jul 11:
A Meeel-yun Dollars
Thursday, Jul 11:
You must not attempt this
Wednesday, Jul 10:
Worth Reading
Wednesday, Jul 10:
Hulk Annngrryyyy!
Tuesday, Jul 9:
Garbage
Tuesday, Jul 9:
Damn Right
Tuesday, Jul 9:
Some amusing crap
Monday, Jul 8:
Pill-poppin'
Sunday, Jul 7:
Fine Tuning
Sunday, Jul 7:
Threadneedle Musings
Saturday, Jul 6:
The dot
Friday, Jul 5:
Unspeakable Coolness
Thursday, Jul 4:
A Possibility
Thursday, Jul 4:
Public Service Announcement
Wednesday, Jul 3:
Grooviness Potential
Wednesday, Jul 3:
The Hundred Thousand Years War Q&A
Wednesday, Jul 3:
Trippy
Wednesday, Jul 3:
I'm Disco Dancing
Tuesday, Jul 2:
Futzing Around
June 2002
Sunday, Jun 30:
Trackbackingizer
Sunday, Jun 30:
Pointing
Saturday, Jun 29:
...
Friday, Jun 28:
This is a Test. This is only a Test.
Wednesday, Jun 26:
Treasure
Wednesday, Jun 26:
Ftagn!
Wednesday, Jun 26:
I've said it before...
Wednesday, Jun 26:
Just a reminder
Tuesday, Jun 25:
Like Young Dogs
Monday, Jun 24:
You got a problem with that?
Monday, Jun 24:
In Grease We Trust
Sunday, Jun 23:
Daehan Minguk! Again!
Saturday, Jun 22:
Wonderchicken vs (ex-)Space Nerd!
Saturday, Jun 22:
You reckon?
Saturday, Jun 22:
Led By The Nose
Saturday, Jun 22:
Transliteration
Friday, Jun 21:
Sex Pit Help Me Jesus
Thursday, Jun 20:
Everybody knows
Wednesday, Jun 19:
Think, build, lather, rinse, repeat...
Wednesday, Jun 19:
Self-Link Love
Tuesday, Jun 18:
Tripping over the p0rn
Tuesday, Jun 18:
Not strictly legal...
Tuesday, Jun 18:
Now I'm going to have to think this over again...
Tuesday, Jun 18:
We won't deny our consciences
Tuesday, Jun 18:
Dahmer Comix
Monday, Jun 17:
What I
really
meant to say was...
Monday, Jun 17:
The Less Glamorous Side of The Cup
Monday, Jun 17:
Doppelganger
Monday, Jun 17:
This can't be right...
Saturday, Jun 15:
Is it safe? Is it safe?
Saturday, Jun 15:
What's Going on?
Saturday, Jun 15:
Never one to give offense, me.
Saturday, Jun 15:
Who The fcuk Are You?
Saturday, Jun 15:
Fraught With Portent
Friday, Jun 14:
A Wee Drop of Whine
Thursday, Jun 13:
Eek!
Wednesday, Jun 12:
Worth it?
Tuesday, Jun 11:
Daypop goes the chicken
Tuesday, Jun 11:
Identity
Monday, Jun 10:
Blogroots is live
Monday, Jun 10:
Daehan Minguk
Monday, Jun 10:
Repoland
Monday, Jun 10:
Go, little fishy!
Sunday, Jun 9:
As they say in the movies : Holy sh1t!
Sunday, Jun 9:
Slicin' up eyeballs
Saturday, Jun 8:
Weapons of Moose Destruction
Friday, Jun 7:
I Sing The Body Electric
Friday, Jun 7:
Some Goodies
Thursday, Jun 6:
Ten Things
Thursday, Jun 6:
Futzing Around
Thursday, Jun 6:
Modern Living and More
Wednesday, Jun 5:
To Live Forever
Wednesday, Jun 5:
The Power Of Chicken Compels You!
Wednesday, Jun 5:
I and I
Wednesday, Jun 5:
Sportmanship
Wednesday, Jun 5:
Parse this, if you can
Tuesday, Jun 4:
We've been here before
Monday, Jun 3:
Shaving it down to the essentials
Monday, Jun 3:
Beer Consummation
Sunday, Jun 2:
Synchronicity
Sunday, Jun 2:
Belief-o-Matic
Sunday, Jun 2:
Somebody stop me before I blog again
Sunday, Jun 2:
Trail Mix
Sunday, Jun 2:
No security clearance for you, dogfcuker!
Sunday, Jun 2:
The Birds!
Sunday, Jun 2:
Distant water-coloured me-mories...
Sunday, Jun 2:
Dylsexic Accuntants
Saturday, Jun 1:
Rank
Saturday, Jun 1:
A request for assistance
May 2002
Friday, May 31:
Wonderchicken World Cup Update #2
Friday, May 31:
Conversation Maps
Friday, May 31:
Delicious
cute little bastard, ain't he?
Thursday, May 30:
That's got to hurt
Wednesday, May 29:
Well, I guess
somebody
was listening...
Wednesday, May 29:
This is pretty cool...
Wednesday, May 29:
Recycling
Wednesday, May 29:
Misdirection is the soul of magic
Wednesday, May 29:
It's Official : I'm outta ideas.
Tuesday, May 28:
Reamweaver
Monday, May 27:
[Another useful service from
Wonderchicken Industries
]
Monday, May 27:
Naked Apes
Monday, May 27:
I'm trying...
Sunday, May 26:
"That Boy's About As Sharp As A Bowling Ball"
Saturday, May 25:
Some Nice New Shiny Things
Saturday, May 25:
Grain of Salt
Friday, May 24:
It's a damn good question
Wednesday, May 22:
I had no idea...
Wednesday, May 22:
Kiss me Noam, you old fool
Wednesday, May 22:
It Just Feels Right, Baby
Tuesday, May 21:
..And on another note entirely
Tuesday, May 21:
Best.Blogroll.Evar.
Monday, May 20:
Just to be stubbornly repetitive, humourless and tiresome...
Monday, May 20:
Metaphor saves me from the fact that metaphor cannot save me
Monday, May 20:
Croggling
Sunday, May 19:
War on Intelligence
Sunday, May 19:
Super Soaker!
Sunday, May 19:
Another Ex-Pat
Saturday, May 18:
Harrowing
Saturday, May 18:
A Real Memepool
Saturday, May 18:
I
hate
love to say I told you so...
Friday, May 17:
The God of Ordinary Things
Friday, May 17:
If you build it, they will come...
Friday, May 17:
A Totally Random Thought
Friday, May 17:
Taking My Own Advice
Thursday, May 16:
Googlebombing for fun and profit
Thursday, May 16:
That's a lot of gas.
Thursday, May 16:
Righteous Indignation
Thursday, May 16:
The Expat Status Ladder
Wednesday, May 15:
Moonshiner (traditional)
Wednesday, May 15:
Ask The Wonderchicken!
Wednesday, May 15:
Little Teeny-Tiny Incoherent Rant That Squeeked Around The Edge Before I Clamped Down On The Hot Spurt Of Indignation
Tuesday, May 14:
Big Buddha
Tuesday, May 14:
Spooky
Monday, May 13:
Retro-greement
Monday, May 13:
ALL MODALITIES OF THIS TRANSACTION
Sunday, May 12:
Only One Question
Sunday, May 12:
DryLongSo
Sunday, May 12:
More, and more lucid : Content != Elvis?
Sunday, May 12:
Pirate Riddles for Sophisticates
Sunday, May 12:
CrankBunny touched me in my bad place
Saturday, May 11:
My Thinking Gland Is Borked
Friday, May 10:
I am Con-tent
Wednesday, May 8:
Help Save The Youth Of America
Wednesday, May 8:
Wonderchicken : Corporate Pimp
Wednesday, May 8:
Battleground : God
Tuesday, May 7:
Annoying
Tuesday, May 7:
This song is dedicated to Harold Kindall.
Tuesday, May 7:
No Food, Big Guns
Monday, May 6:
In the Interests of Fair Play
Monday, May 6:
The Wonderchicken Anti-Mystique
Monday, May 6:
This is a test post
Sunday, May 5:
Bridge
Sunday, May 5:
Stinky
Sunday, May 5:
A Random Walk
Saturday, May 4:
Sucks, it does!
Saturday, May 4:
Metafilter : Bigger Than Jesus?
Friday, May 3:
Some Numbers
Wednesday, May 1:
Google Smackdown
Wednesday, May 1:
Good
Wednesday, May 1:
Just in case...
Wednesday, May 1:
Freaks and Geeks
April 2002
Tuesday, Apr 30:
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel
Tuesday, Apr 30:
Finally, some recognition!
Monday, Apr 29:
Sorak San
Monday, Apr 29:
Digital Cameras
Monday, Apr 29:
Ranterrific!
Monday, Apr 29:
"Son, he said..."
Sunday, Apr 28:
Obfuscation
Sunday, Apr 28:
Home is where the smog is.
Thursday, Apr 25:
Going Through The Motions
Thursday, Apr 25:
Yeah, We're Post-
Enron
Modern
Thursday, Apr 25:
Off
Thursday, Apr 25:
Like Cattle
Thursday, Apr 25:
Wired, wired.
Thursday, Apr 25:
Jem!
Thursday, Apr 25:
[This is bad][This might be offensive]
Wednesday, Apr 24:
I had lunch here yesterday.
Wednesday, Apr 24:
Adultery
Wednesday, Apr 24:
Epitonic
Wednesday, Apr 24:
The Original Goatse
Wednesday, Apr 24:
Meanwhile, back at the Ranch
Tuesday, Apr 23:
Mulholland Drive
Tuesday, Apr 23:
Succinct
Monday, Apr 22:
Real or Parody?
Monday, Apr 22:
Balloon Hats For Joy
Monday, Apr 22:
Those Wacky Kids
Sunday, Apr 21:
Capitalism Gone Mad!
Sunday, Apr 21:
Ad Absurdum
Sunday, Apr 21:
Funny?
Sunday, Apr 21:
Keystroke Art
Sunday, Apr 21:
Hold me.
Saturday, Apr 20:
Important Things, Well Said
Saturday, Apr 20:
Saigon. sh1t, still in Saigon.
Saturday, Apr 20:
Vagina! Vagina! Vagina!
Friday, Apr 19:
The New 7 Wonders
Friday, Apr 19:
Enron explained : Now this, I like.
Thursday, Apr 18:
Thunderdome in God's Country
Wednesday, Apr 17:
Being John Googlovich
Wednesday, Apr 17:
God Part 2
Wednesday, Apr 17:
And I won't grind my teeth or
anything
?
Wednesday, Apr 17:
Separated At Birth?
Tuesday, Apr 16:
A few numbers
Tuesday, Apr 16:
Not For Dinner
Tuesday, Apr 16:
Kill
Monday, Apr 15:
The Siren Call of Crap
Sunday, Apr 14:
The Big Lebowski Random Quote Generator
Sunday, Apr 14:
Moveable Type Rocks
Saturday, Apr 13:
We're On The Road And We're Gunning For The Buddha
Saturday, Apr 13:
Best. Photoshops.
Ever
. Evar.
Saturday, Apr 13:
You Know Who You Are
Saturday, Apr 13:
Going All Memepool on Your Ass
Saturday, Apr 13:
Surrounded By Beauty
Friday, Apr 12:
Great Minds Think Alike
Friday, Apr 12:
I'm writing Japanese, I think I'm writing Japanese, I really think so!
Thursday, Apr 11:
Japanese Women Walking
Thursday, Apr 11:
Malacca Rattan?
Wednesday, Apr 10:
Almost There
Wednesday, Apr 10:
Stupid Google Trick #327
Wednesday, Apr 10:
Things Have Changed Since My Day
Wednesday, Apr 10:
Better to have loved and lost...
Wednesday, Apr 10:
This Man Is Your Friend
Tuesday, Apr 9:
What is Fnord?
Tuesday, Apr 9:
Buddy, can ya spare 500 Won?
Tuesday, Apr 9:
Magic. Painful magic, but magic.
Saturday, Apr 6:
Modest needs. It's for real.
Saturday, Apr 6:
Hi ho!
Saturday, Apr 6:
Drink!
Saturday, Apr 6:
Sargasso Seas?
Friday, Apr 5:
I'm a little surprised
Friday, Apr 5:
U2's alcohol-requirements rider
Friday, Apr 5:
Reuters : Garbage trucks
Wednesday, Apr 3:
...They hung a sign up
Wednesday, Apr 3:
The instant-referrer gadget
Wednesday, Apr 3:
Your move, Mr Bond.
Tuesday, Apr 2:
Worst Job In Korea
Monday, Apr 1:
OK, so I was grumpy
March 2002
Saturday, Mar 30:
Everything is bleak.
Saturday, Mar 30:
Chinese Propaganda Poster Pages
Saturday, Mar 30:
New tagline candidates
Saturday, Mar 30:
Here Be Dragons...err Metablogging
Wednesday, Mar 27:
Niiiice
Wednesday, Mar 27:
Falling Down
Wednesday, Mar 27:
FunkyTown
Sunday, Mar 24:
''Better to die"
Sunday, Mar 24:
In the twilight
Saturday, Mar 23:
*Life is good.
Saturday, Mar 23:
Eulogy for Rob
Friday, Mar 22:
Na-na-na-na na-na-na-na Blogtank!
Friday, Mar 22:
Red Sky All Day
Thursday, Mar 21:
"Someday your ship will come"
Wednesday, Mar 20:
Good sh1t
Wednesday, Mar 20:
Ah Korea...
Tuesday, Mar 19:
Famous last words
Monday, Mar 18:
SPACE GHOST: King like that
Sunday, Mar 17:
Dopey bastards
Sunday, Mar 17:
Spiking The GooglePunch
Saturday, Mar 16:
Photo essay
Saturday, Mar 16:
I didn't take this
Saturday, Mar 16:
There was a point
Thursday, Mar 14:
Get Your Torture On
Wednesday, Mar 13:
"Everybody's waiting for somethin"
Wednesday, Mar 13:
Wheeeee
Wednesday, Mar 13:
A conversation over dinner
Wednesday, Mar 13:
PoemTag
Tuesday, Mar 12:
For BurningBird - Tchentlo Lake Pics
Monday, Mar 11:
"Worldwide interstimulating inscription"
Sunday, Mar 10:
Mike Golby shares his innermost
Sunday, Mar 10:
Not funny. Not even remotely
Saturday, Mar 9:
Funny.
Friday, Mar 8:
Hookers!
Friday, Mar 8:
Myth and Metaphor
Friday, Mar 8:
Buddhist tradition calls this samvega
Wednesday, Mar 6:
BurningBird, Mike Sanders, Steve Himmer...
Wednesday, Mar 6:
Møøse bites
Wednesday, Mar 6:
Here's a truck stop
Wednesday, Mar 6:
Twenty years today
Wednesday, Mar 6:
No realli!
Wednesday, Mar 6:
This is perfect
Wednesday, Mar 6:
What I Have Gleaned
Tuesday, Mar 5:
Møøse
Monday, Mar 4:
Spring semester starts this morning,
Monday, Mar 4:
Google Imagewhack : intoxicating flatulence
Sunday, Mar 3:
Them's talkin'
Sunday, Mar 3:
I'd just like to say
Saturday, Mar 2:
Inline
Saturday, Mar 2:
At the local grocery store
Saturday, Mar 2:
Ouch
Friday, Mar 1:
I woke up this morning
February 2002
Thursday, Feb 28:
Ftrain
Thursday, Feb 28:
I'm knee-deep in geekdom
Wednesday, Feb 27:
Welcome to the new digs
Tuesday, Feb 26:
Kamen
Tuesday, Feb 26:
It's like potato chips
Monday, Feb 25:
Community and all that
Sunday, Feb 24:
Bush Seeks To Restrict Probes
Saturday, Feb 23:
Empty Glass
Friday, Feb 22:
META BLOG LEVEL 9
Friday, Feb 22:
John Ralston Saul
Friday, Feb 22:
I promised myself...
Thursday, Feb 21:
Coming soon : New domain
Tuesday, Feb 19:
Arooooo!
Tuesday, Feb 19:
Wrangling The Flatfish
Monday, Feb 18:
Have a yen...
Monday, Feb 18:
Whew.
Saturday, Feb 16:
Migrant Workers
Saturday, Feb 16:
I'm remembering
Friday, Feb 15:
Currently experiencing technical difficulties
Thursday, Feb 14:
Statute of Limitations
Thursday, Feb 14:
Folk Villages
Wednesday, Feb 13:
Contrarian
Monday, Feb 11:
Lunar New Year's
Sunday, Feb 10:
The shock of recognition
Saturday, Feb 9:
Anti-American
Friday, Feb 8:
Puking up a hairball
Friday, Feb 8:
Young Korean Men
Friday, Feb 8:
Voices Sweet to My Eye
Thursday, Feb 7:
New! Improved! Less taste, more filling!
Wednesday, Feb 6:
Pretzelboy
Wednesday, Feb 6:
Lemon
Tuesday, Feb 5:
'Kim chic'
Tuesday, Feb 5:
I'm messing with my template
Friday, Feb 1:
Time
January 2002
Thursday, Jan 31:
It must be mail day
Thursday, Jan 31:
Image : Cartoon dog, yapping
Thursday, Jan 31:
You know, I love Korea.
Wednesday, Jan 30:
Broadband in Korea
Wednesday, Jan 30:
Google Instant Messaging
Wednesday, Jan 30:
Rolf Potts
Monday, Jan 28:
I am sick.
Saturday, Jan 26:
Breast Vibrators!
Friday, Jan 25:
Heh
Friday, Jan 25:
Can't We All Just Get Along?
Friday, Jan 25:
Yesterday was a good day
Friday, Jan 25:
Sex sex sex
Thursday, Jan 24:
I'm getting softheaded
Wednesday, Jan 23:
Kumgang
Wednesday, Jan 23:
Racism?
Wednesday, Jan 23:
This post never happened
Tuesday, Jan 22:
Yikes
Tuesday, Jan 22:
Waeguk Mini-essay : Ki buen
Monday, Jan 21:
The forces of Konglish
Monday, Jan 21:
This is just sad
Sunday, Jan 20:
The Great Dogmeat Debate continues
Sunday, Jan 20:
Whoops.
Saturday, Jan 19:
Wow
Saturday, Jan 19:
Not-really-that-much-fun fact of the day
Friday, Jan 18:
North Korea
Friday, Jan 18:
I was thinking this morning
Wednesday, Jan 16:
A very blog thing
Wednesday, Jan 16:
President Chimp
Wednesday, Jan 16:
Feh
Sunday, Jan 13:
Dr Dogmeat 2
Saturday, Jan 12:
Dr. Dogmeat to the rescue!
Saturday, Jan 12:
Object lesson in cultural differences
Friday, Jan 11:
After reading the mewlings
Thursday, Jan 10:
A mainstream media article
Wednesday, Jan 9:
A 'Paris Baguette' bakery franchise
Monday, Jan 7:
As promised
Sunday, Jan 6:
Schoolgirl Howl Machines
Saturday, Jan 5:
Lengthy hangover?
Wednesday, Jan 2:
Meta New Year
Tuesday, Jan 1:
It's New Year's Eve
December 2001
Monday, Dec 31:
The new train station
Sunday, Dec 30:
Interesting, and quite odd.
Friday, Dec 28:
Cory at BoingBoing mentions boshintang
Friday, Dec 28:
Korean Contradictions
Friday, Dec 28:
Lia says this
Wednesday, Dec 26:
Nothing To Do With Korea
Wednesday, Dec 26:
Christmas Bondaeggi
Tuesday, Dec 25:
Hot! Hot! Korean! Sexx0ring!
Monday, Dec 24:
An Xmas present
Monday, Dec 24:
Found this scan
Sunday, Dec 23:
Next up on the hit-parade
Friday, Dec 21:
Dumb dumb dumb
Saturday, Dec 15:
A Korean friend recently explained
Friday, Dec 14:
Kimchi as Light Emitting Diode
Friday, Dec 14:
AllLookSame
Thursday, Dec 13:
Boshintang again
Saturday, Dec 8:
Spotted an advert
Friday, Dec 7:
Camp Catatonia links to me
Thursday, Dec 6:
The contradictions of Korea
Thursday, Dec 6:
ineage
Thursday, Dec 6:
My piece on migrant workers
Wednesday, Dec 5:
An amusing page 3 picture
Sunday, Dec 2:
Feeling the need
November 2001
Thursday, Nov 29:
Lowering the tone
Tuesday, Nov 27:
I don't hate Korea
Sunday, Nov 25:
China and the WTO
Sunday, Nov 25:
Reblogger
Friday, Nov 23:
The Museum of Contemporary Art
Friday, Nov 23:
A new record!
Wednesday, Nov 21:
Blog overlap
Wednesday, Nov 21:
Korean young people are infantilized
Tuesday, Nov 20:
Another hellish morning at Club Bugok
Saturday, Nov 17:
SBS television
Saturday, Nov 17:
Never heard of this
Friday, Nov 16:
Dog Meat Again
Tuesday, Nov 13:
As I stood on the subway platform
Saturday, Nov 3:
All of the subway cars
October 2001
Monday, Oct 29:
5 Day Work Weeks?
Friday, Oct 19:
"Culture shock"
Wednesday, Oct 17:
Sometimes I surprise myself
Tuesday, Oct 16:
Appearances
Sunday, Oct 14:
Posted this to the SA Forums
Saturday, Oct 13:
'inner wildness'
Friday, Oct 12:
North [Korea]'s totalitarian regime
Friday, Oct 12:
Not A Complete Bastard
Wednesday, Oct 10:
This post at MeFi
Sunday, Oct 7:
Minor, mildly amusing fragments
September 2001
Wednesday, Sep 26:
Korean language
Wednesday, Sep 26:
On the subway
Sunday, Sep 23:
"The wisdom of the Korean People"
Saturday, Sep 22:
Wha?
Friday, Sep 14:
911
Wednesday, Sep 12:
A little anecdote
Wednesday, Sep 12:
Crap
Wednesday, Sep 12:
sh1t, meet fan
Friday, Sep 7:
Watching the news in Korean
Friday, Sep 7:
(from offline period)
August 2001
Friday, Aug 24:
We've landed safely
Thursday, Aug 23:
At Sydney airport now
Wednesday, Aug 22:
Going to a place
Tuesday, Aug 21:
The phrase of the week
Monday, Aug 20:
Packing sucks
Saturday, Aug 18:
Small realization last night
Saturday, Aug 18:
Sydney still and pissed
Friday, Aug 17:
Learning the intricacies
Thursday, Aug 16:
Dateline Sydney
Thursday, Aug 16:
Announcement
Wednesday, Aug 15:
Beery inspiration
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