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Wednesday, Jul 9: My Home Is Dying

June 2008

Friday, Jun 27: What's It All About, Alfie?

October 2007

Thursday, Oct 18: First Paragraphs From Stories I'll Never Write Episode 2

September 2007

Thursday, Sep 20: LOLifornication

Friday, Sep 7: First Paragraphs From Stories I'll Never Write Episode 1

August 2007

Thursday, Aug 30: Armageddon Schadenfreude

Saturday, Aug 25: Emptybottle Version 4.0

Sunday, Aug 19: SNAFU

Sunday, Aug 12: Installing Movable Type 4 with XAMPP (on Windows XP)

Monday, Aug 6: Pownce Invites

June 2007

Thursday, Jun 28: Wonderchicken 08

Wednesday, Jun 27: Movable Type on The Rebound

Friday, Jun 22: Weird and Fractured

Friday, Jun 22: Wonderchicken-o-rama

Monday, Jun 11: Conditional Adsense -- In Which I Hop On The Bandwagon

April 2007

Wednesday, Apr 11: Badges (Steenking Badges)

March 2007

Tuesday, Mar 20: Not A Howl, A Twitter

Tuesday, Mar 6: Lomans not shamans

January 2007

Tuesday, Jan 16: I think of Dean Moriarty

Monday, Jan 1: Coke, Pepsi, Anal, Fork, Spoon, Saddam

December 2006

Friday, Dec 29: Disclosure

Tuesday, Dec 26: Five Things I Don't Know About Myself

Monday, Dec 25: Freedom In Peril (and pass the ammo)

Monday, Dec 25: Rumours of My Demise

October 2006

Monday, Oct 16: Wonderchicken Index

September 2006

Tuesday, Sep 19: Car Battery

August 2006

Monday, Aug 21: Bullshit, Dugg

Monday, Aug 14: Wonderchicken Industries Presents

Tuesday, Aug 8: On Dreamhost's Recent Problems

Friday, Aug 4: The Price Of Oil, Redux

Wednesday, Aug 2: I Got Your Cheese Sandwich Right Here

July 2006

Friday, Jul 28: Regret

June 2006

Thursday, Jun 22: Coming Soon

May 2006

Thursday, May 4: Sometimes I Make Myself Laugh

Wednesday, May 3: The Solution To A Midlife Crisis

Tuesday, May 2: Ball Squeezing Time

April 2006

Saturday, Apr 29: Living With War

March 2006

Friday, Mar 24: Wonderchicken Drinking Songs, Volume 1

Tuesday, Mar 21: Freedom's Just Another Word

Friday, Mar 17: The Three Ages of Wonderchicken

Tuesday, Mar 14: Blogjects and Thinglinks and Spimes, Oh My!

Monday, Mar 6: Dreamhost Discounts Redux

February 2006

Tuesday, Feb 28: Do Hiveminds Dream Of Folksonomic Tags?

Tuesday, Feb 28: Same As It Ever Was

Sunday, Feb 26: The Stavrossian Accord

Monday, Feb 20: News The Wonderchicken Way

Friday, Feb 17: Racing Towards The Big W

Friday, Feb 10: Completely Idiotic

Monday, Feb 6: Writing Open Some New Blogholes

Friday, Feb 3: New Look, Old Code, Weasel Teats!

January 2006

Thursday, Jan 26: The Goo

Friday, Jan 20: Magic

Monday, Jan 16: Brain Go Boom

Sunday, Jan 15: What the?

Wednesday, Jan 11: Web Two, Wonderchicken Zero

Friday, Jan 6: Partly Cloudy, Chance of Refrain

December 2005

Wednesday, Dec 7: Scatterblogging

November 2005

Friday, Nov 4: Language Drainage

October 2005

Saturday, Oct 22: Wonderchicken Resurgent

June 2005

Thursday, Jun 2: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch

May 2005

Monday, May 30: Consumer Mindset

Saturday, May 28: Hike

Thursday, May 26: Maybe Creative, But Not Commons

Monday, May 9: Advertising Communitarian-Style

Tuesday, May 3: Hammers, Falling

March 2005

Wednesday, Mar 30: Emulating God On A Budget

Friday, Mar 25: Antivertising

Thursday, Mar 17: Whoring For Fun and Profit

Saturday, Mar 12: Beavering Away

Tuesday, Mar 1: Moving

February 2005

Monday, Feb 21: Goodbye, Hunter

Friday, Feb 11: Hosting Matters

January 2005

Friday, Jan 28: Messin' With The Pod People

Friday, Jan 7: Bird, Mountains

December 2004

Wednesday, Dec 29: Tsunami

Monday, Dec 20: Maxell XLII

Thursday, Dec 2: Blogger Whores fcuk Off

November 2004

Tuesday, Nov 23: Anger Is An Energy

Thursday, Nov 18: GFY

Friday, Nov 5: 1974

October 2004

Friday, Oct 29: The Truth? You Can't Handle The Truth!

Tuesday, Oct 26: We Are All

Sunday, Oct 24: Away Team

Thursday, Oct 21: Ship Of Fools

Friday, Oct 1: Blink. Think. Blink.

September 2004

Monday, Sep 20: Taking One For The Home Team

Monday, Sep 6: Comedy Gold

August 2004

Tuesday, Aug 31: Rudy Can't Fail

Friday, Aug 27: Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy

July 2004

Friday, Jul 30: Fallout from the Blog Bomb

Friday, Jul 16: Am I Angry? Do I Hate? Can I Kill?

Friday, Jul 9: A Political Dream

Monday, Jul 5: Surfacing

June 2004

Monday, Jun 21: Fahrenheit 452

Friday, Jun 18: The Friday Five -- Lazy Bastard Edition

Thursday, Jun 10: Gmail

Sunday, Jun 6: Blue Water Virgin

Friday, Jun 4: sh1t Happens

Friday, Jun 4: The Other Friday Five - Guilt-Plagued Edition

May 2004

Monday, May 31: Now Isn't That Special

Monday, May 24: Thanks

Monday, May 24: Horrible But Exceedingly Clever

Saturday, May 15: I Wish It Weren't So

Thursday, May 13: On The Turning Away

Tuesday, May 4: Flickr Kicks Orkut Ass

Saturday, May 1: Fireworks

April 2004

Friday, Apr 16: New Day Dawning

March 2004

Wednesday, Mar 31: It was the best of wonderchicken, it was the worst of wonderchicken

Friday, Mar 26: The Other Friday 5 Part 3 : The Bottle Strikes Back

Thursday, Mar 25: Walkabout

Tuesday, Mar 23: Type, Type Everywhere

Wednesday, Mar 17: Blog Korea, Blog!

Tuesday, Mar 16: Trunkless Legs of Stone

Friday, Mar 12: Impeachy

Friday, Mar 5: The Other Friday Five #2 : Electric Boogaloo

Tuesday, Mar 2: Holidays in The Sun

February 2004

Friday, Feb 27: The Other Friday Five

Thursday, Feb 26: Compare and Contrast

Tuesday, Feb 24: Echo and the Bunnymen

Monday, Feb 23: Bells and Chickens, Armpits and Underpants

Monday, Feb 16: We're On A Mission From God

January 2004

Thursday, Jan 29: Call and Response

Monday, Jan 26: Uncrappy

Monday, Jan 26: On Writing, or Of Tits and Medicated Monkeys

Friday, Jan 23: The force that through the green fuse drives the flower

Tuesday, Jan 20: Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Wonderchicken

Sunday, Jan 18: This Means War... or at least a good noogy-ing!

Saturday, Jan 17: Selling out and Buying In

Thursday, Jan 15: Time for A Change

Monday, Jan 12: Nomad

December 2003

Wednesday, Dec 31: The Price Of Oil

Saturday, Dec 27: Lost In Translation

Friday, Dec 26: In The Belly Of The Beast

Tuesday, Dec 23: Teaching in Korea - The Skinny

Friday, Dec 19: Criminal? Criminally delicious!

Sunday, Dec 14: Fluffy Bunnies

Sunday, Dec 14: Mowing Down Motherfcukers

Friday, Dec 12: Decline and Fall

Saturday, Dec 6: Loads More Girls

Thursday, Dec 4: Unyoung, Unpoor, UnRabbit

Tuesday, Dec 2: Uncle Fucka Exegesis

Monday, Dec 1: Magnolia

November 2003

Thursday, Nov 27: Kerouacky

Friday, Nov 21: This, from that

Monday, Nov 17: Moving, virtually

Sunday, Nov 16: What Are You?

Saturday, Nov 15: Hanguk Hamlet

Sunday, Nov 2: Not Responsible

October 2003

Wednesday, Oct 29: The Move

Wednesday, Oct 22: Digital Revelation

Tuesday, Oct 21: Komedy Korean Kontracts

Saturday, Oct 11: Death and Bali, A Year Later

Sunday, Oct 5: Biting Through Meat

September 2003

Friday, Sep 26: Retail Rituals

Tuesday, Sep 23: A New House and A Walk In The Woods

Sunday, Sep 14: Japan Rocks Part Two

Friday, Sep 12: Japan Rocks Part One

August 2003

Friday, Aug 1: Attitude Adjustment

July 2003

Monday, Jul 21: Goin' walkabout

Saturday, Jul 19: Photos

Monday, Jul 14: Home on Deranged

Saturday, Jul 12: Divine Intervention

Monday, Jul 7: Decisions

June 2003

Monday, Jun 30: Life Gets Interesting

Sunday, Jun 29: Islands

Saturday, Jun 28: Stupidity

Saturday, Jun 28: Hoopla!

Monday, Jun 23: DMZ (and Bondaeggi)

Saturday, Jun 21: Now Isn't That Odd?

Thursday, Jun 19: DMZ Release

Monday, Jun 16: Where you at?

Sunday, Jun 8: Fourteen Years

Sunday, Jun 8: The Idiot Son of An Asshole

Friday, Jun 6: The C Word

Wednesday, Jun 4: The Happy Rock

Tuesday, Jun 3: What do you do?

May 2003

Saturday, May 31: 20 Days In Spring

Friday, May 30: Between The Lines

Wednesday, May 28: CBC Home Delivery

Tuesday, May 27: Cesspool

Tuesday, May 27: Clock Tower

Sunday, May 25: I treasure the pleasure of torpor

Sunday, May 25: Mimesis

Saturday, May 24: Keep on Truckin

Friday, May 23: Random Observations

Thursday, May 22: At It Again

Tuesday, May 20: OhMyNews? Bah.

Sunday, May 18: Public Service Announcement

Saturday, May 17: Killer Scum and Candid Camera

Thursday, May 15: The Next Big Thing Is The Last Big Thing

Thursday, May 15: WARNING! THIS IS A JOKE

Thursday, May 15: Some Neat Things

Wednesday, May 14: Those Wacky Japanese

Tuesday, May 13: Anti-Intellekshuel

Monday, May 12: Banality

Sunday, May 11: Hangul Part One

Sunday, May 11: Everyone Gets To The Yes

Saturday, May 10: Kinda The Lonely One

Friday, May 9: Rocks

Thursday, May 8: Seeing Asian Characters

Thursday, May 8: Another Take

Thursday, May 8: This Is A Test Of Korean

Wednesday, May 7: Eater of Meaning

Wednesday, May 7: Blogmatrix

Tuesday, May 6: Lost in Transit

Tuesday, May 6: Ignorance Bought And Paid For

Friday, May 2: Strutting chickenhawk

Friday, May 2: Tick. Tick. Nope. Tick.

Thursday, May 1: More Lies

April 2003

Wednesday, Apr 30: Deathwatch

Tuesday, Apr 29: Threads

Tuesday, Apr 29: The Move

Monday, Apr 28: Social Software

Sunday, Apr 27: Movin'

Wednesday, Apr 23: Keep The Bird Burning

Wednesday, Apr 23: Linguistic Relativism and Korean

Wednesday, Apr 23: World. Party.

Monday, Apr 21: Who is the enemy?

Monday, Apr 21: Recent Korean History

Monday, Apr 21: Lakoff A La Carte

Sunday, Apr 20: I AM THE GREATEST!

Friday, Apr 18: Going Dark?

Friday, Apr 18: Two Lips, Two Lungs and One Tongue

Friday, Apr 18: ~~Hanoi~~ Ed Rocks!

Thursday, Apr 17: Screw Petroleum!

Thursday, Apr 17: Meaty, Beaty Identity

Wednesday, Apr 16: Promises

Monday, Apr 14: Stop The Madness, Darn It

Sunday, Apr 13: Our Very Own War

Saturday, Apr 12: (m)emetic

Saturday, Apr 12: Whales

Friday, Apr 11: Old Glory

Thursday, Apr 10: Wet Noodling

Tuesday, Apr 8: Yeah, well.

Tuesday, Apr 8: Oh, It's All So Icky

Tuesday, Apr 8: Lost

Monday, Apr 7: Tuggin'

Saturday, Apr 5: Awareness Matters

Saturday, Apr 5: Bill Gates is Dead - Psych!

Friday, Apr 4: This is a trackback test

Friday, Apr 4: A Better Man Than I

Friday, Apr 4: Erections Are Sometimes Quite Pleasant

Thursday, Apr 3: Been there, seen that

Thursday, Apr 3: The Winner and Still Cham-peen

Wednesday, Apr 2: Worth The Time

Tuesday, Apr 1: A Doodyhead, I say!

Tuesday, Apr 1: Pee

Tuesday, Apr 1: The filters! The fillllters!

March 2003

Monday, Mar 31: Visualization

Monday, Mar 31: Deeply Weird

Monday, Mar 31: No Cheat Sheets

Friday, Mar 28: Whatcha Gonna Do?

Friday, Mar 28: Frolicking at Mt Paektu

Friday, Mar 28: Do This Now

Thursday, Mar 27: Because I love the man

Wednesday, Mar 26: There's Something Happening Here

Wednesday, Mar 26: Time Out

Tuesday, Mar 25: Free

Monday, Mar 24: Totally Unimportant

Sunday, Mar 23: Please

Sunday, Mar 23: The Enemy

Saturday, Mar 22: Reruns

Friday, Mar 21: Killing For Fun And Profit

Wednesday, Mar 19: Worst Case?

Wednesday, Mar 19: Peace, or something like it

Tuesday, Mar 18: Death Rulez, d00d

Tuesday, Mar 18: On Second Thought

Sunday, Mar 16: Please Stay Tuned

Saturday, Mar 15: Wacky Hijinx

Friday, Mar 14: Thank You, George

Friday, Mar 14: Fiddle-farting around

Friday, Mar 14: Mmmmm...yuck

Thursday, Mar 13: Who and What

Wednesday, Mar 12: Narcotic

Wednesday, Mar 12: Loooo-sah!

Tuesday, Mar 11: Anti-America

Saturday, Mar 8: World of Assholes

Friday, Mar 7: The Big Picture

Friday, Mar 7: Comedy Gold

Thursday, Mar 6: A New Hope

Tuesday, Mar 4: Dirt Stick Stone

Sunday, Mar 2: Orwelliana

Sunday, Mar 2: Grrr

Saturday, Mar 1: Summary Time, Boys and Girls

February 2003

Thursday, Feb 27: Open Source Constitution

Thursday, Feb 27: New Digs

Thursday, Feb 27: Questions of Little Import

Sunday, Feb 23: Offline

Saturday, Feb 22: For Sale

Thursday, Feb 20: Open Letter

Tuesday, Feb 18: Commenter and Commented

Tuesday, Feb 18: Leaving The Temple

Monday, Feb 17: A Great One

Sunday, Feb 16: Three Thoughts

Saturday, Feb 15: What a surprise

Friday, Feb 14: Blogaritaville

Friday, Feb 14: Joe Frank

Thursday, Feb 13: This Evening

Monday, Feb 10: You mean...I'm off the *team*!?

Monday, Feb 10: Pointing

Monday, Feb 10: Ballistic Bouffant Boy Brigades

Monday, Feb 10: Impeach the Bastards

Sunday, Feb 9: Power Laws, Weblogs, and Inequality

Sunday, Feb 9: This Just In!

Saturday, Feb 8: Will the last person to leave please turn out the lights

Saturday, Feb 8: I keep doing this...

Saturday, Feb 8: Wanderings

Saturday, Feb 8: [this is funny]

Saturday, Feb 8: Why do they hate us so much?

Friday, Feb 7: Pray For Death! Pray!

Thursday, Feb 6: The Funny

Wednesday, Feb 5: Hey

Tuesday, Feb 4: American Pictures

Sunday, Feb 2: Dynamics

Sunday, Feb 2: Coin of the Realm

Saturday, Feb 1: Pundits-r-Us

Saturday, Feb 1: C students from Yale

January 2003

Friday, Jan 31: Redneck

Wednesday, Jan 29: A-list Ruminations

Wednesday, Jan 29: A symbol of distress

Wednesday, Jan 29: The Floggies

Wednesday, Jan 29: Altered State

Tuesday, Jan 28: Comments

Tuesday, Jan 28: Masks and Mirrors

Sunday, Jan 26: Big Fat Pipes

Saturday, Jan 25: Imaginative Pastures

Saturday, Jan 25: Happy Happy

Saturday, Jan 25: Choose carefully

Saturday, Jan 25: Whiskey Is Good

Friday, Jan 24: Fun

Wednesday, Jan 22: Holy Crap

Wednesday, Jan 22: There must be a way...

Monday, Jan 20: Bowling ball of knowledge

Monday, Jan 20: Scraping the Resin

Monday, Jan 20: Hurt

Saturday, Jan 18: [excised strip-bar reference]

Friday, Jan 17: You scratch mine, I'll scratch yours

Thursday, Jan 16: How'd That Happen?

Wednesday, Jan 15: Ginsbergery

Wednesday, Jan 15: Ah, shucks

Wednesday, Jan 15: TP!

Tuesday, Jan 14: 6:15 PM

Monday, Jan 13: More perspective

Saturday, Jan 11: We're a Happy Family!

Saturday, Jan 11: Realio Trulio?

Friday, Jan 10: Cloudy, Strong Chance of Rain

Wednesday, Jan 8: The Same, But Different

Tuesday, Jan 7: Like A Rat Out Of An Aqueduct

November 2002

Sunday, Nov 10: Another Hiatus

October 2002

Thursday, Oct 31: Goodbye

Friday, Oct 25: Stories

Thursday, Oct 24: An End To Pain

Thursday, Oct 24: No News

Wednesday, Oct 23: True Canadian

Tuesday, Oct 22: God Bless Australia

Monday, Oct 21: Update

Sunday, Oct 20: News Roundup

Sunday, Oct 20: A painful week

Saturday, Oct 19: Donations

Friday, Oct 18: More Info

Thursday, Oct 17: Day 5

Wednesday, Oct 16: Update on Rick

Tuesday, Oct 15: Good News

Tuesday, Oct 15: Oh shit

Friday, Oct 11: Look! A Chickenman!

Thursday, Oct 10: Adventures in Bad Judgement

Friday, Oct 4: Drugs

Thursday, Oct 3: The Tension

Wednesday, Oct 2: It's quiet...too quiet

September 2002

Saturday, Sep 28: An Open Letter To The Members of Congress

Friday, Sep 27: Good Guy/Bad Guy

Wednesday, Sep 25: Shambling

Sunday, Sep 22: Too Lazy

Thursday, Sep 19: Kimchi and Booze

Monday, Sep 16: NOSEWARS

Saturday, Sep 14: Pacing The Cage

August 2002

Wednesday, Aug 28: Dear WonderChickenistas, In a development

Tuesday, Aug 27: Same As It Ever Was

Monday, Aug 26: Petition

Sunday, Aug 25: Compare and Contrast

Friday, Aug 23: Sad, Strange

Thursday, Aug 22: It Weren't Just Hockey

Thursday, Aug 22: Essential

Wednesday, Aug 21: Questions of Poop

Monday, Aug 19: Today's MeFi Gold

Monday, Aug 19: Encapsulated

Sunday, Aug 18: Signposts on the road to where?

Sunday, Aug 18: I still don't hate Korea

Saturday, Aug 17: Wasabi-dipped

Friday, Aug 16: Dave who?

Friday, Aug 16: Bored bored bored bored

Friday, Aug 16: Life, she's a bitch

Monday, Aug 12: MetaTalk

Sunday, Aug 11: Chickenhawks and Gunhumpers

Sunday, Aug 11: Perspective

Sunday, Aug 11: fcuk Off, Redux

Saturday, Aug 10: *Stands, points*

Saturday, Aug 10: Yay for me!

Friday, Aug 9: Olympic Level Spam

Thursday, Aug 8: Easy Pieces

Thursday, Aug 8: Bummed

Wednesday, Aug 7: Board Meeting

Wednesday, Aug 7: Distracted

Monday, Aug 5: Rank

Sunday, Aug 4: Naked and Shameless

Saturday, Aug 3: Tick Tock

Thursday, Aug 1: Will The Real Inventor of the Weblog Please Stand Up

Thursday, Aug 1: Dirty

Thursday, Aug 1: This could be fun...

July 2002

Wednesday, Jul 31: Visionary?

Wednesday, Jul 31: Marking Territory?

Wednesday, Jul 31: The Nightmare is Over

Wednesday, Jul 31: Ghost in the Machine

Tuesday, Jul 30: Opera comma soap dot

Monday, Jul 29: Brain Damage

Sunday, Jul 28: We're on a Mexican, whoah-oh, radio

Friday, Jul 26: The First AI Blog

Friday, Jul 26: Vodka Odyssey

Thursday, Jul 25: Weblog : The Movie

Thursday, Jul 25: Steal This Image

Thursday, Jul 25: Mathematics

Thursday, Jul 25: Suit Up!

Wednesday, Jul 24: Wide Open

Wednesday, Jul 24: I Invented Weblogging!

Tuesday, Jul 23: Taking a whizz

Monday, Jul 22: Hails of derisive laughter, Bruce!

Monday, Jul 22: Yeah, so? Yer still C-List!

Sunday, Jul 21: Pure Genius

Sunday, Jul 21: We've Got Blog

Sunday, Jul 21: Why?

Saturday, Jul 20: Read

Saturday, Jul 20: Trackbackage

Saturday, Jul 20: Link Dump

Friday, Jul 19: Fear

Thursday, Jul 18: Bitch Moan Whine

Thursday, Jul 18: Thought Food

Thursday, Jul 18: Video

Wednesday, Jul 17: fcuk Off, Redux

Wednesday, Jul 17: fcuk Off

Tuesday, Jul 16: Weblog lovin'

Tuesday, Jul 16: RATS

Tuesday, Jul 16: To Live and Die In Bugok

Monday, Jul 15: Oxford Internet Institute

Sunday, Jul 14: Marek

Saturday, Jul 13: Work in Progress

Friday, Jul 12: A New Hope?

Thursday, Jul 11: Existence

Thursday, Jul 11: A Meeel-yun Dollars

Thursday, Jul 11: You must not attempt this

Wednesday, Jul 10: Worth Reading

Wednesday, Jul 10: Hulk Annngrryyyy!

Tuesday, Jul 9: Garbage

Tuesday, Jul 9: Damn Right

Tuesday, Jul 9: Some amusing crap

Monday, Jul 8: Pill-poppin'

Sunday, Jul 7: Fine Tuning

Sunday, Jul 7: Threadneedle Musings

Saturday, Jul 6: The dot

Friday, Jul 5: Unspeakable Coolness

Thursday, Jul 4: A Possibility

Thursday, Jul 4: Public Service Announcement

Wednesday, Jul 3: Grooviness Potential

Wednesday, Jul 3: The Hundred Thousand Years War Q&A

Wednesday, Jul 3: Trippy

Wednesday, Jul 3: I'm Disco Dancing

Tuesday, Jul 2: Futzing Around

June 2002

Sunday, Jun 30: Trackbackingizer

Sunday, Jun 30: Pointing

Saturday, Jun 29: ...

Friday, Jun 28: This is a Test. This is only a Test.

Wednesday, Jun 26: Treasure

Wednesday, Jun 26: Ftagn!

Wednesday, Jun 26: I've said it before...

Wednesday, Jun 26: Just a reminder

Tuesday, Jun 25: Like Young Dogs

Monday, Jun 24: You got a problem with that?

Monday, Jun 24: In Grease We Trust

Sunday, Jun 23: Daehan Minguk! Again!

Saturday, Jun 22: Wonderchicken vs (ex-)Space Nerd!

Saturday, Jun 22: You reckon?

Saturday, Jun 22: Led By The Nose

Saturday, Jun 22: Transliteration

Friday, Jun 21: Sex Pit Help Me Jesus

Thursday, Jun 20: Everybody knows

Wednesday, Jun 19: Think, build, lather, rinse, repeat...

Wednesday, Jun 19: Self-Link Love

Tuesday, Jun 18: Tripping over the p0rn

Tuesday, Jun 18: Not strictly legal...

Tuesday, Jun 18: Now I'm going to have to think this over again...

Tuesday, Jun 18: We won't deny our consciences

Tuesday, Jun 18: Dahmer Comix

Monday, Jun 17: What I really meant to say was...

Monday, Jun 17: The Less Glamorous Side of The Cup

Monday, Jun 17: Doppelganger

Monday, Jun 17: This can't be right...

Saturday, Jun 15: Is it safe? Is it safe?

Saturday, Jun 15: What's Going on?

Saturday, Jun 15: Never one to give offense, me.

Saturday, Jun 15: Who The fcuk Are You?

Saturday, Jun 15: Fraught With Portent

Friday, Jun 14: A Wee Drop of Whine

Thursday, Jun 13: Eek!

Wednesday, Jun 12: Worth it?

Tuesday, Jun 11: Daypop goes the chicken

Tuesday, Jun 11: Identity

Monday, Jun 10: Blogroots is live

Monday, Jun 10: Daehan Minguk

Monday, Jun 10: Repoland

Monday, Jun 10: Go, little fishy!

Sunday, Jun 9: As they say in the movies : Holy sh1t!

Sunday, Jun 9: Slicin' up eyeballs

Saturday, Jun 8: Weapons of Moose Destruction

Friday, Jun 7: I Sing The Body Electric

Friday, Jun 7: Some Goodies

Thursday, Jun 6: Ten Things

Thursday, Jun 6: Futzing Around

Thursday, Jun 6: Modern Living and More

Wednesday, Jun 5: To Live Forever

Wednesday, Jun 5: The Power Of Chicken Compels You!

Wednesday, Jun 5: I and I

Wednesday, Jun 5: Sportmanship

Wednesday, Jun 5: Parse this, if you can

Tuesday, Jun 4: We've been here before

Monday, Jun 3: Shaving it down to the essentials

Monday, Jun 3: Beer Consummation

Sunday, Jun 2: Synchronicity

Sunday, Jun 2: Belief-o-Matic

Sunday, Jun 2: Somebody stop me before I blog again

Sunday, Jun 2: Trail Mix

Sunday, Jun 2: No security clearance for you, dogfcuker!

Sunday, Jun 2: The Birds!

Sunday, Jun 2: Distant water-coloured me-mories...

Sunday, Jun 2: Dylsexic Accuntants

Saturday, Jun 1: Rank

Saturday, Jun 1: A request for assistance

May 2002

Friday, May 31: Wonderchicken World Cup Update #2

Friday, May 31: Conversation Maps

Friday, May 31: ~~Delicious~~ cute little bastard, ain't he?

Thursday, May 30: That's got to hurt

Wednesday, May 29: Well, I guess somebody was listening...

Wednesday, May 29: This is pretty cool...

Wednesday, May 29: Recycling

Wednesday, May 29: Misdirection is the soul of magic

Wednesday, May 29: It's Official : I'm outta ideas.

Tuesday, May 28: Reamweaver

Monday, May 27: [Another useful service from Wonderchicken Industries]

Monday, May 27: Naked Apes

Monday, May 27: I'm trying...

Sunday, May 26: "That Boy's About As Sharp As A Bowling Ball"

Saturday, May 25: Some Nice New Shiny Things

Saturday, May 25: Grain of Salt

Friday, May 24: It's a damn good question

Wednesday, May 22: I had no idea...

Wednesday, May 22: Kiss me Noam, you old fool

Wednesday, May 22: It Just Feels Right, Baby

Tuesday, May 21: ..And on another note entirely

Tuesday, May 21: Best.Blogroll.Evar.

Monday, May 20: Just to be stubbornly repetitive, humourless and tiresome...

Monday, May 20: Metaphor saves me from the fact that metaphor cannot save me

Monday, May 20: Croggling

Sunday, May 19: War on Intelligence

Sunday, May 19: Super Soaker!

Sunday, May 19: Another Ex-Pat

Saturday, May 18: Harrowing

Saturday, May 18: A Real Memepool

Saturday, May 18: I ~~hate~~ love to say I told you so...

Friday, May 17: The God of Ordinary Things

Friday, May 17: If you build it, they will come...

Friday, May 17: A Totally Random Thought

Friday, May 17: Taking My Own Advice

Thursday, May 16: Googlebombing for fun and profit

Thursday, May 16: That's a lot of gas.

Thursday, May 16: Righteous Indignation

Thursday, May 16: The Expat Status Ladder

Wednesday, May 15: Moonshiner (traditional)

Wednesday, May 15: Ask The Wonderchicken!

Wednesday, May 15: Little Teeny-Tiny Incoherent Rant That Squeeked Around The Edge Before I Clamped Down On The Hot Spurt Of Indignation

Tuesday, May 14: Big Buddha

Tuesday, May 14: Spooky

Monday, May 13: Retro-greement

Monday, May 13: ALL MODALITIES OF THIS TRANSACTION

Sunday, May 12: Only One Question

Sunday, May 12: DryLongSo

Sunday, May 12: More, and more lucid : Content != Elvis?

Sunday, May 12: Pirate Riddles for Sophisticates

Sunday, May 12: CrankBunny touched me in my bad place

Saturday, May 11: My Thinking Gland Is Borked

Friday, May 10: I am Con-tent

Wednesday, May 8: Help Save The Youth Of America

Wednesday, May 8: Wonderchicken : Corporate Pimp

Wednesday, May 8: Battleground : God

Tuesday, May 7: Annoying

Tuesday, May 7: This song is dedicated to Harold Kindall.

Tuesday, May 7: No Food, Big Guns

Monday, May 6: In the Interests of Fair Play

Monday, May 6: The Wonderchicken Anti-Mystique

Monday, May 6: This is a test post

Sunday, May 5: Bridge

Sunday, May 5: Stinky

Sunday, May 5: A Random Walk

Saturday, May 4: Sucks, it does!

Saturday, May 4: Metafilter : Bigger Than Jesus?

Friday, May 3: Some Numbers

Wednesday, May 1: Google Smackdown

Wednesday, May 1: Good

Wednesday, May 1: Just in case...

Wednesday, May 1: Freaks and Geeks

April 2002

Tuesday, Apr 30: Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel

Tuesday, Apr 30: Finally, some recognition!

Monday, Apr 29: Sorak San

Monday, Apr 29: Digital Cameras

Monday, Apr 29: Ranterrific!

Monday, Apr 29: "Son, he said..."

Sunday, Apr 28: Obfuscation

Sunday, Apr 28: Home is where the smog is.

Thursday, Apr 25: Going Through The Motions

Thursday, Apr 25: Yeah, We're Post- ~~Enron~~ Modern

Thursday, Apr 25: Off

Thursday, Apr 25: Like Cattle

Thursday, Apr 25: Wired, wired.

Thursday, Apr 25: Jem!

Thursday, Apr 25: [This is bad][This might be offensive]

Wednesday, Apr 24: I had lunch here yesterday.

Wednesday, Apr 24: Adultery

Wednesday, Apr 24: Epitonic

Wednesday, Apr 24: The Original Goatse

Wednesday, Apr 24: Meanwhile, back at the Ranch

Tuesday, Apr 23: Mulholland Drive

Tuesday, Apr 23: Succinct

Monday, Apr 22: Real or Parody?

Monday, Apr 22: Balloon Hats For Joy

Monday, Apr 22: Those Wacky Kids

Sunday, Apr 21: Capitalism Gone Mad!

Sunday, Apr 21: Ad Absurdum

Sunday, Apr 21: Funny?

Sunday, Apr 21: Keystroke Art

Sunday, Apr 21: Hold me.

Saturday, Apr 20: Important Things, Well Said

Saturday, Apr 20: Saigon. sh1t, still in Saigon.

Saturday, Apr 20: Vagina! Vagina! Vagina!

Friday, Apr 19: The New 7 Wonders

Friday, Apr 19: Enron explained : Now this, I like.

Thursday, Apr 18: Thunderdome in God's Country

Wednesday, Apr 17: Being John Googlovich

Wednesday, Apr 17: God Part 2

Wednesday, Apr 17: And I won't grind my teeth or anything?

Wednesday, Apr 17: Separated At Birth?

Tuesday, Apr 16: A few numbers

Tuesday, Apr 16: Not For Dinner

Tuesday, Apr 16: Kill

Monday, Apr 15: The Siren Call of Crap

Sunday, Apr 14: The Big Lebowski Random Quote Generator

Sunday, Apr 14: Moveable Type Rocks

Saturday, Apr 13: We're On The Road And We're Gunning For The Buddha

Saturday, Apr 13: Best. Photoshops. ~~Ever~~. Evar.

Saturday, Apr 13: You Know Who You Are

Saturday, Apr 13: Going All Memepool on Your Ass

Saturday, Apr 13: Surrounded By Beauty

Friday, Apr 12: Great Minds Think Alike

Friday, Apr 12: I'm writing Japanese, I think I'm writing Japanese, I really think so!

Thursday, Apr 11: Japanese Women Walking

Thursday, Apr 11: Malacca Rattan?

Wednesday, Apr 10: Almost There

Wednesday, Apr 10: Stupid Google Trick #327

Wednesday, Apr 10: Things Have Changed Since My Day

Wednesday, Apr 10: Better to have loved and lost...

Wednesday, Apr 10: This Man Is Your Friend

Tuesday, Apr 9: What is Fnord?

Tuesday, Apr 9: Buddy, can ya spare 500 Won?

Tuesday, Apr 9:
Magic. Painful magic, but magic.

Saturday, Apr 6: Modest needs. It's for real.

Saturday, Apr 6: Hi ho!

Saturday, Apr 6: Drink!

Saturday, Apr 6: Sargasso Seas?

Friday, Apr 5: I'm a little surprised

Friday, Apr 5: U2's alcohol-requirements rider

Friday, Apr 5: Reuters : Garbage trucks

Wednesday, Apr 3: ...They hung a sign up

Wednesday, Apr 3: The instant-referrer gadget

Wednesday, Apr 3: Your move, Mr Bond.

Tuesday, Apr 2: Worst Job In Korea

Monday, Apr 1: OK, so I was grumpy

March 2002

Saturday, Mar 30: Everything is bleak.

Saturday, Mar 30: Chinese Propaganda Poster Pages

Saturday, Mar 30: New tagline candidates

Saturday, Mar 30: Here Be Dragons...err Metablogging

Wednesday, Mar 27: Niiiice

Wednesday, Mar 27: Falling Down

Wednesday, Mar 27: FunkyTown

Sunday, Mar 24: ''Better to die"

Sunday, Mar 24: In the twilight

Saturday, Mar 23: *Life is good.

Saturday, Mar 23: Eulogy for Rob

Friday, Mar 22: Na-na-na-na na-na-na-na Blogtank!

Friday, Mar 22: Red Sky All Day

Thursday, Mar 21: "Someday your ship will come"

Wednesday, Mar 20: Good sh1t

Wednesday, Mar 20: Ah Korea...

Tuesday, Mar 19: Famous last words

Monday, Mar 18: SPACE GHOST: King like that

Sunday, Mar 17: Dopey bastards

Sunday, Mar 17: Spiking The GooglePunch

Saturday, Mar 16: Photo essay

Saturday, Mar 16: I didn't take this

Saturday, Mar 16: There was a point

Thursday, Mar 14: Get Your Torture On

Wednesday, Mar 13: "Everybody's waiting for somethin"

Wednesday, Mar 13: Wheeeee

Wednesday, Mar 13: A conversation over dinner

Wednesday, Mar 13: PoemTag

Tuesday, Mar 12: For BurningBird - Tchentlo Lake Pics

Monday, Mar 11: "Worldwide interstimulating inscription"

Sunday, Mar 10: Mike Golby shares his innermost

Sunday, Mar 10: Not funny. Not even remotely

Saturday, Mar 9: Funny.

Friday, Mar 8: Hookers!

Friday, Mar 8: Myth and Metaphor

Friday, Mar 8: Buddhist tradition calls this samvega

Wednesday, Mar 6: BurningBird, Mike Sanders, Steve Himmer...

Wednesday, Mar 6: MÃ¸Ã¸se bites

Wednesday, Mar 6: Here's a truck stop

Wednesday, Mar 6: Twenty years today

Wednesday, Mar 6: No realli!

Wednesday, Mar 6: This is perfect

Wednesday, Mar 6: What I Have Gleaned

Tuesday, Mar 5: MÃ¸Ã¸se

Monday, Mar 4: Spring semester starts this morning,

Monday, Mar 4: Google Imagewhack : intoxicating flatulence

Sunday, Mar 3: Them's talkin'

Sunday, Mar 3: I'd just like to say

Saturday, Mar 2: Inline

Saturday, Mar 2: At the local grocery store

Saturday, Mar 2: Ouch

Friday, Mar 1: I woke up this morning

February 2002

Thursday, Feb 28: Ftrain

Thursday, Feb 28: I'm knee-deep in geekdom

Wednesday, Feb 27: Welcome to the new digs

Tuesday, Feb 26: Kamen

Tuesday, Feb 26: It's like potato chips

Monday, Feb 25: Community and all that

Sunday, Feb 24: Bush Seeks To Restrict Probes

Saturday, Feb 23: Empty Glass

Friday, Feb 22: META BLOG LEVEL 9

Friday, Feb 22: John Ralston Saul

Friday, Feb 22: I promised myself...

Thursday, Feb 21: Coming soon : New domain

Tuesday, Feb 19: Arooooo!

Tuesday, Feb 19: Wrangling The Flatfish

Monday, Feb 18: Have a yen...

Monday, Feb 18: Whew.

Saturday, Feb 16: Migrant Workers

Saturday, Feb 16: I'm remembering

Friday, Feb 15: Currently experiencing technical difficulties

Thursday, Feb 14: Statute of Limitations

Thursday, Feb 14: Folk Villages

Wednesday, Feb 13: Contrarian

Monday, Feb 11: Lunar New Year's

Sunday, Feb 10: The shock of recognition

Saturday, Feb 9: Anti-American

Friday, Feb 8: Puking up a hairball

Friday, Feb 8: Young Korean Men

Friday, Feb 8: Voices Sweet to My Eye

Thursday, Feb 7: New! Improved! Less taste, more filling!

Wednesday, Feb 6: Pretzelboy

Wednesday, Feb 6: Lemon

Tuesday, Feb 5: 'Kim chic'

Tuesday, Feb 5: I'm messing with my template

Friday, Feb 1: Time

January 2002

Thursday, Jan 31: It must be mail day

Thursday, Jan 31: Image : Cartoon dog, yapping

Thursday, Jan 31: You know, I love Korea.

Wednesday, Jan 30: Broadband in Korea

Wednesday, Jan 30: Google Instant Messaging

Wednesday, Jan 30: Rolf Potts

Monday, Jan 28: I am sick.

Saturday, Jan 26: Breast Vibrators!

Friday, Jan 25: Heh

Friday, Jan 25: Can't We All Just Get Along?

Friday, Jan 25: Yesterday was a good day

Friday, Jan 25: Sex sex sex

Thursday, Jan 24: I'm getting softheaded

Wednesday, Jan 23: Kumgang

Wednesday, Jan 23: Racism?

Wednesday, Jan 23: This post never happened

Tuesday, Jan 22: Yikes

Tuesday, Jan 22: Waeguk Mini-essay : Ki buen

Monday, Jan 21: The forces of Konglish

Monday, Jan 21: This is just sad

Sunday, Jan 20: The Great Dogmeat Debate continues

Sunday, Jan 20: Whoops.

Saturday, Jan 19: Wow

Saturday, Jan 19: Not-really-that-much-fun fact of the day

Friday, Jan 18: North Korea

Friday, Jan 18: I was thinking this morning

Wednesday, Jan 16: A very blog thing

Wednesday, Jan 16: President Chimp

Wednesday, Jan 16: Feh

Sunday, Jan 13: Dr Dogmeat 2

Saturday, Jan 12: Dr. Dogmeat to the rescue!

Saturday, Jan 12: Object lesson in cultural differences

Friday, Jan 11: After reading the mewlings

Thursday, Jan 10: A mainstream media article

Wednesday, Jan 9: A 'Paris Baguette' bakery franchise

Monday, Jan 7: As promised

Sunday, Jan 6: Schoolgirl Howl Machines

Saturday, Jan 5: Lengthy hangover?

Wednesday, Jan 2: Meta New Year

Tuesday, Jan 1: It's New Year's Eve

December 2001

Monday, Dec 31: The new train station

Sunday, Dec 30: Interesting, and quite odd.

Friday, Dec 28: Cory at BoingBoing mentions boshintang

Friday, Dec 28: Korean Contradictions

Friday, Dec 28: Lia says this

Wednesday, Dec 26: Nothing To Do With Korea

Wednesday, Dec 26: Christmas Bondaeggi

Tuesday, Dec 25: Hot! Hot! Korean! Sexx0ring!

Monday, Dec 24: An Xmas present

Monday, Dec 24: Found this scan

Sunday, Dec 23: Next up on the hit-parade

Friday, Dec 21: Dumb dumb dumb

Saturday, Dec 15: A Korean friend recently explained

Friday, Dec 14: Kimchi as Light Emitting Diode

Friday, Dec 14: AllLookSame

Thursday, Dec 13: Boshintang again

Saturday, Dec 8: Spotted an advert

Friday, Dec 7: Camp Catatonia links to me

Thursday, Dec 6: The contradictions of Korea

Thursday, Dec 6: ineage

Thursday, Dec 6: My piece on migrant workers

Wednesday, Dec 5: An amusing page 3 picture

Sunday, Dec 2: Feeling the need

November 2001

Thursday, Nov 29: Lowering the tone

Tuesday, Nov 27: I don't hate Korea

Sunday, Nov 25: China and the WTO

Sunday, Nov 25: Reblogger

Friday, Nov 23: The Museum of Contemporary Art

Friday, Nov 23: A new record!

Wednesday, Nov 21: Blog overlap

Wednesday, Nov 21: Korean young people are infantilized

Tuesday, Nov 20: Another hellish morning at Club Bugok

Saturday, Nov 17: SBS television

Saturday, Nov 17: Never heard of this

Friday, Nov 16: Dog Meat Again

Tuesday, Nov 13: As I stood on the subway platform

Saturday, Nov 3: All of the subway cars

October 2001

Monday, Oct 29: 5 Day Work Weeks?

Friday, Oct 19: "Culture shock"

Wednesday, Oct 17: Sometimes I surprise myself

Tuesday, Oct 16: Appearances

Sunday, Oct 14: Posted this to the SA Forums

Saturday, Oct 13: 'inner wildness'

Friday, Oct 12: North [Korea]'s totalitarian regime

Friday, Oct 12: Not A Complete Bastard

Wednesday, Oct 10: This post at MeFi

Sunday, Oct 7: Minor, mildly amusing fragments

September 2001

Wednesday, Sep 26: Korean language

Wednesday, Sep 26: On the subway

Sunday, Sep 23: "The wisdom of the Korean People"

Saturday, Sep 22: Wha?

Friday, Sep 14: 911

Wednesday, Sep 12: A little anecdote

Wednesday, Sep 12: Crap

Wednesday, Sep 12: sh1t, meet fan

Friday, Sep 7: Watching the news in Korean

Friday, Sep 7: (from offline period)

August 2001

Friday, Aug 24: We've landed safely

Thursday, Aug 23: At Sydney airport now

Wednesday, Aug 22: Going to a place

Tuesday, Aug 21: The phrase of the week

Monday, Aug 20: Packing sucks

Saturday, Aug 18: Small realization last night

Saturday, Aug 18: Sydney still and pissed

Friday, Aug 17: Learning the intricacies

Thursday, Aug 16: Dateline Sydney

Thursday, Aug 16: Announcement

Wednesday, Aug 15: Beery inspiration

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