Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Within reason. Duh.
Civility Encouraged. Don't be an asshole, or I'll thump you.
I got your code of conduct right here, buddy. No, really.
Blog ain't no religious cult, blog means thinking for yourself.
Trash talk ain't death threats. Own your words.
It's only unforgivable when it isn't funny
Your code of conduct got in my freedom.
Snarky blogging permit. Step the fuck back.
Don't like my conduct? Bite my shiny metal badge.
I'm here to chew gum and kick ass. And I'm all outta gum.
Does my language make you feel icky? Well, shit happens.
Am I gonna have to go Rageboy on your ass?
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