Still using Internet Explorer, huh? Seriously, if you want to browse more safely and securely, if you want add-ons that integrate with your favorite sites, if you just want a better experience on the web all around, if you want to be rich, good-looking and sexy, try Firefox! - it's the dog's bollocks (which means 'really good', I hope)!

Emptybottle.org

No illusions as we take
Refuge in young man's pleasure


It Just Feels Right, Baby

Cheesily riffing on the erudititudinosity and linkeriffomafication of Tom's recent post, I give you this darn-near equally-recent popular image (which I did not make) found at the Site Which Must Not Be Named.

Heh.

Bush Help.jpg

Edit : I have discovered that this image originally came from the SomethingAwful forums. SA rocks. Or is that San Dimas Football? sh-t, I dunno. But the bad, bad man who posted it to Filepile didn't credit it. Apologies.

About This Post

What is this? Why am I here? What does it mean? Where should I go now?

Well, this is a post to the personal website Emptybottle.org. It was posted by your genial host stavrosthewonderchicken on May 22, 2002, and is titled It Just Feels Right, Baby. It was published to the categories: People Say Stuff Sometimes, and Trippy Visuals, Man. In any of those places you might well find other similar things that will bring you Super Double Happiness.

Note: Super Double Happiness is not guaranteed. Void where prohibited by local regulation.

If you feel like it, why not join the personal publishing revolution and leave a comment

You can also subscribe to the comments feed for this post. Not sure why you'd want to, but I aim to please.

The previous entry on the site is ..And on another note entirely, and the next one is Kiss me Noam, you old fool.

Enjoy your stay, and please indulge sensibly.

Comments: You got fingers, right?
11 Comments |
  1. 1

    tom said

    I think I know what GWB is thinking: "The blow can truth me"

    May 22, 2002 5:55 AM

  2. ...or perhaps "Transformers are robots in disguise! Maybe I could do that too."

    May 22, 2002 6:02 AM

  3. 3

    Eeksy-Peeksy said

    You have been reading either Haggard or Mortimer. Which is it?

    May 22, 2002 7:07 AM

  4. Neither! Whee! I win! (and I now demand some explanation of why I might have been reading one or the other...) I assume Haggard is Merle Rider (?), but I truly have no idea who Mortimer is...

    May 22, 2002 7:24 AM

  5. Never mind the low-literary references, you evil Polski-Ogorki bastard : what I really want is sweet indulgence of my desire for AMUSING CAPTIONS to entertain me in the morn, as I recover from the inevitable hangover...

    May 22, 2002 7:33 AM

  6. 6

    Shannon said

    You know, a Mortimer. One of those little things you use with a Trestle to grind up stuff.

    May 22, 2002 7:41 AM

  7. 8

    eyeballkid said

    You're assuming the W. has the brains to even turn on the computer to get to that screen. I would never make that assumption.

    May 22, 2002 10:31 AM

  8. 9

    Eeksy-Peeksy said

    She Who Must Be Obeyed is from an old Rider Haggard boy's adventure novel ("She"). The phrase was later picked up by John Mortimer, who wrote the "Rumpole of the Bailey" series. And (though maybe it was somewhere or someone else; I'm still doing cold medicine) I thought I saw you use the phrase "She Who Must Be Obeyed" somewhere, and I was reminded of that by "the Site Which Must Not Be Named" in this posting, though that could equally derive from the "love that dare not speak its name". But, as I said, I am full of drugs. I think I just saw that little paperclip guy move. Poltergeist? Poultry-guest?

    May 23, 2002 12:34 AM

  9. Wow. That was supercool, but unfortunately totally random. Sad to say, despite my somewhat eclectic and some might say excessive reading history, I've never read either of those two! I'd feel smarter if I had, though, and were dropping subtle references all over the place to literature I had eaten... Thanks for giving me more credit than I deserve, anyway!

    May 23, 2002 1:37 AM

  10. P.S. (Tom - that's not funny.)

    May 23, 2002 1:39 AM

Metablogging

Emptybottle Version 4.0

Well, I've rolled out the new design to the front page (as you can see if you're not reading this in a feedreader). I'm pretty [read more...]

SNAFU

Well, I've upgraded to MT4, and it was relatively painless, once I paid attention to what I was doing. I've somehow lost a lot of [read more...]

Me|dia

First Paragraphs From Stories I'll Never Write Episode 1

They beat him hard hauling him out of St Paul's after he crapped in front of the High Altar, but he barely felt it through [read more...]

Wonderchicken 08

The exploratory committee has come back with a dog-choker of a bar bill, the Portobello market magic 8-ball has come up with a big och-aye, [read more...]

Thoughts That, If Not Deep, Are At Least Wide

LOLifornication

I've been downloading and cycloptically watching the new series Californication because a) I quite like David Duchovny b) he plays a hard-drinking writer c) the [read more...]

Armageddon Schadenfreude

When I was a teenager, I thought a lot about the end of the world. In particular, the rain of nukes that always seemed just [read more...]

Reminiscences

Armageddon Schadenfreude

When I was a teenager, I thought a lot about the end of the world. In particular, the rain of nukes that always seemed just [read more...]

I think of Dean Moriarty

...so in America when the sun goes down and I sit on the old broken-down river pier watching the long, long skies over New Jersey [read more...]



Visit all the fine destinations in the Wonderchicken Industries™ Network