No phone, no pool, no pets
I ain't got no cigarettes
Cheesily riffing on the erudititudinosity and linkeriffomafication of Tom's recent post, I give you this darn-near equally-recent popular image (which I did not make) found at the Site Which Must Not Be Named.
Heh.
Edit : I have discovered that this image originally came from the SomethingAwful forums. SA rocks. Or is that San Dimas Football? sh-t, I dunno. But the bad, bad man who posted it to Filepile didn't credit it. Apologies.
About This Post
What is this? Why am I here? What does it mean? Where should I go now?
Well, this is a post to the personal website Emptybottle.org. It was posted by your genial host stavrosthewonderchicken on May 22, 2002, and is titled It Just Feels Right, Baby. It was published to the categories: People Say Stuff Sometimes, and Trippy Visuals, Man. In any of those places you might well find other similar things that will bring you Super Double Happiness.
Note: Super Double Happiness is not guaranteed. Void where prohibited by local regulation.
If you feel like it, why not join the personal publishing revolution and leave a comment
You can also subscribe to the comments feed for this post. Not sure why you'd want to, but I aim to please.
The previous entry on the site is ..And on another note entirely, and the next one is Kiss me Noam, you old fool.
Enjoy your stay, and please indulge sensibly.
Search the site
Emergency
Korea-related
Links
Metablogging
Me|dia
Random Silliness
Reminiscences
UncrappyI have operated on a few simple principles for more than two decades now, with good success. First, do no harm. Or as little as [read more...]
Well, I've rolled out the new design to the front page (as you can see if you're not reading this in a feedreader). I'm pretty [read more...]
I have operated on a few simple principles for more than two decades now, with good success. First, do no harm. Or as little as [read more...]
The nails didn't hurt nearly as much as I'd expected going in, but the pain bombshell blossomed as they dropped the post into the hole [read more...]
Thoughts That, If Not Deep, Are At Least Wide
I've been downloading and cycloptically watching the new series Californication because a) I quite like David Duchovny b) he plays a hard-drinking writer c) the [read more...]
When I was a teenager, I thought a lot about the end of the world. In particular, the rain of nukes that always seemed just [read more...]
When you grow up in the far north in Canada, if you're at all curious about the world and the people in it, you can't [read more...]
When I was a teenager, I thought a lot about the end of the world. In particular, the rain of nukes that always seemed just [read more...]
Recent comments » Say stuff!
Advertisement
Emptybottle.org is another fine product from Wonderchicken Industries™ | Hosted by Dreamhost | Powered By Movable Type | Serve With Your Favorite Beverage
Booze Glorious Booze
Musical Interludes
Politics Chafe My Scrote
Thoughts That, If Not Deep, Are At Least Wide
Uncategorizable Crap
non compos mentis
tom said
I think I know what GWB is thinking:
"The blow can truth me"
May 22, 2002 5:55 AM
stavrosthewonderchicken said
...or perhaps "Transformers are robots in disguise! Maybe I could do that too."
May 22, 2002 6:02 AM
Eeksy-Peeksy said
You have been reading either Haggard or Mortimer. Which is it?
May 22, 2002 7:07 AM
stavrosthewonderchicken said
Neither! Whee! I win!
(and I now demand some explanation of why I might have been reading one or the other...)
I assume Haggard is Merle Rider (?), but I truly have no idea who Mortimer is...
May 22, 2002 7:24 AM
stavrosthewonderchicken said
Never mind the low-literary references, you evil Polski-Ogorki bastard : what I really want is sweet indulgence of my desire for AMUSING CAPTIONS to entertain me in the morn, as I recover from the inevitable hangover...
May 22, 2002 7:33 AM
Shannon said
You know, a Mortimer. One of those little things you use with a Trestle to grind up stuff.
May 22, 2002 7:41 AM
tom said
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/020521/168/1kss1.html
May 22, 2002 9:13 AM
eyeballkid said
You're assuming the W. has the brains to even turn on the computer to get to that screen. I would never make that assumption.
May 22, 2002 10:31 AM
Eeksy-Peeksy said
She Who Must Be Obeyed is from an old Rider Haggard boy's adventure novel ("She"). The phrase was later picked up by John Mortimer, who wrote the "Rumpole of the Bailey" series. And (though maybe it was somewhere or someone else; I'm still doing cold medicine) I thought I saw you use the phrase "She Who Must Be Obeyed" somewhere, and I was reminded of that by "the Site Which Must Not Be Named" in this posting, though that could equally derive from the "love that dare not speak its name". But, as I said, I am full of drugs. I think I just saw that little paperclip guy move. Poltergeist? Poultry-guest?
May 23, 2002 12:34 AM
stavrosthewonderchicken said
Wow. That was supercool, but unfortunately totally random. Sad to say, despite my somewhat eclectic and some might say excessive reading history, I've never read either of those two!
I'd feel smarter if I had, though, and were dropping subtle references all over the place to literature I had eaten...
Thanks for giving me more credit than I deserve, anyway!
May 23, 2002 1:37 AM
stavrosthewonderchicken said
P.S. (Tom - that's not funny.)
May 23, 2002 1:39 AM