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Naked Apes

I'm struck once again at how even the most literate, erudite and presumably intelligent of thinkers, no matter where they lie on the political map, can be depended upon, when cornered, to bare their yellowed tusks and, with frenzied screeching and flinging of their own excrement, reveal their true simian nature.

Not crack!
This little internecine sh-tfight is instructive to read, while also being sad, pathetic and so completely unnecessary as to bring tears of somedamnthing to my eye. It's no wonder that America (and it can be said of other nations, a multitude of them, I know) has been ruled by this endless procession of greedy, evil bastards for so long. How sad and ineffectual are those who agree on a common enemy, and then proceed to destroy one another in an argument about how to defend themselves against that enemy.

And this fandangled new personal publishing revolution (read that in a 1950's TV-huckster, over-amped voice) in which we're all so proud of participating has at times given me some hope that this time 'it might be different, really it might,' but the recent pointed and pointless screeching and feces-hurling in blogland, sparked by differences of opinion about the bloodthirsty tribal warfare of yet another gang of naked apes busily shedding one another's blood over in the eastern mediterranean... this has left me less optimistic than I once was. How sad and pathetic it is to agree that killing is wrong, then become so involved in arguing about who deserves to die less that we do nothing to stop that killing.

Do I feel smug and superior in pointing this out? No, I do not. Mostly, I feel tired.




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Well, this is a post to the personal website Emptybottle.org. It was posted by your genial host stavrosthewonderchicken on May 27, 2002, and is titled Naked Apes. It was published to the categories: Politics Chafe My Scrote. In any of those places you might well find other similar things that will bring you Super Double Happiness.

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Comments: You got fingers, right?
3 Comments |
  1. 1

    jonmc said

    Nice entry. My reply was running a little long, so I posted it over at VFTC along with a ling back here, maybe it'll get some interblog conversation going.

    May 27, 2002 6:23 AM

  2. 2

    Oh puke me out said

    You use your tongue purttier than a $20 dollar whore.

    May 27, 2002 11:53 AM

  3. 3

    jonmc said

    ummmm...okay, sure

    May 27, 2002 6:35 PM

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