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"For the sake of Korean football and the Korean people, we will go like young dogs at Germany,'' says Guus Hiddink, the recently-deified coach of the Korean football team.

I've considered and discarded about half a dozen silly jokes, but I feel it'd be best if I just leave a space for you to come up with your own, as mine were invariably rude.

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There, now - wasn't that fun?

The ~~game~~ match kicks off in about 4 hours.

Edit : Well, they lost, but it was a good, clean game, and the Koreans have done phenomenally well by getting as far as they have, so no disgrace. Congratulations to them, and to hell with the whiners. In other, related news, North Korean state television picked today to reveal to their citizens that South Korea was actually hosting the World Cup. No mention was made of Japan.

Those North Korean apparatchiks would be a laff riot if they weren't so determinedly nasty, dim-witted and inclined to wax corpulent like giant bouffant-sporting post-apocalyptic aphids on the refined agony of their own people.

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Eeksy-Peeksy said

I was hoping you'd maybe, say, photoshop a big fat guy in lederhosen hugging, or perhaps eating, a lot of cuddly puppies. There could be a puppy in his stein. And all the puppies should be Korean somehow, though I haven't a clue how to make a puppy look Korean. The only Korean stereo type I know is Samsung.

June 26, 2002 1:12 AM
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stavrosthewonderchicken said

Samsung means to come.

June 26, 2002 1:29 AM