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Comments: You got fingers, right?

12 Comments | 2 Trackbacks

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Shelley Powers said

And people ask why I quit weblogging...

July 22, 2002 6:30 PM
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jonmc said

By the way, I invented the weblog.

No you didn't, I did. I just kept the idea to myself. I've vowed to never let that happen again, which is why I now loudly share every idea I have no matter how wrongheaded, trivial or just plain stupid, it may be.

July 22, 2002 8:18 PM
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Shelley Powers said

oh jonmc you're just so negative. yuck.

July 22, 2002 8:57 PM
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Shelley Powers said

...and fungible. I forgot to mention fungible.

July 22, 2002 9:17 PM
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stavrosthewonderchicken said

I'm not sure what fungible means, but it's one heck of a cool-sounding word.

jon - flaming marshmallows at 20 paces? Let's settle this like gentlemen!

July 22, 2002 10:42 PM
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eyeballkid said

Flaming marshmallows it is then. Twenty paces boys. Make sure not to aim for the crotch, that wouldn't be sporting. Now, as you two battle, I'm just going to finish filling out this patent form for weblogs and content managment systems. Don't hurt yourselves.

July 22, 2002 11:17 PM
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adam said

That was hysterical. The things people get worked up over...sheesh.

July 23, 2002 7:53 AM
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jeneane said

A true gem. Just when I thought it would be over, they'd cycle 'round again.

oh ya? make me; no you make me; no you make me make you, no....

blog bullies pullin' their pants down on the playground.

The best part of it all was your commentary Stavros. Now that was rich.

July 23, 2002 9:18 AM
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Andrea said

I think they all just need a group hug. No-- a fungible group hug.

July 23, 2002 1:21 PM
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jonmc said

funÂ·giÂ·ble Pronunciation Key (fnj-bl)
adj.
Law. Returnable or negotiable in kind or by substitution, as a quantity of grain for an equal amount of the same kind of grain.
Interchangeable.

n.
Something that is exchangeable or substitutable. Often used in the plural.

If you say so...

July 23, 2002 5:32 PM
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Eeksy-Peeksy said

I infected the weblog.

July 23, 2002 10:02 PM
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Ben Franklin said

Screw y'all. I haven't gotten one thank you card for cooking up electricity. You can blog all you want about who blogged the blog, but without me you're doing it in the dark.

July 25, 2002 12:07 PM

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