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I Invented Weblogging!

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What is this? Why am I here? What does it mean? Where should I go now?

Well, this is a post to the personal website Emptybottle.org. It was posted by your genial host stavrosthewonderchicken on July 24, 2002, and is titled I Invented Weblogging!. It was published to the categories: Random Silliness. In any of those places you might well find other similar things that will bring you Super Double Happiness.

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Comments: You got fingers, right?
12 Comments |
  1. 1

    Anonymous said

    Now that is impressive. I.m.p.r.e.s.s.i.v.e.!

    Except for the Spike Lee "joint" rip-off, for which I cry Fowl. ;)

    July 24, 2002 3:06 AM

  2. 2

    stavrosthewonderchicken said

    Disengenuity!

    July 24, 2002 4:17 AM

  3. 3

    John said

    I laughed until I spewed.

    July 24, 2002 5:37 AM

  4. 4

    Jason said

    Dude, it would be an oscar winner if you slowed it down enough so I could read it! ; ) You just need to add a few more frames in there and you'll be good to go. As a side note, and to push you further into the realm of flash film making, did you know that Illustrator 9 and 10 have an export to .swf option? I noticed you seem to have some skills with Photoshop and I didn't know if that meant familiarity with Illustrator.

    In any case, keep it up. You might have be the first person to blog in flash! On second thought, maybe I'll do it first and then we can argue about who did the flalog first and who invented it...

    July 24, 2002 8:06 AM

  5. 5

    eyeballkid said

    So who plays the Wonderchicken?

    July 24, 2002 8:54 AM

  6. 6

    Shelley Powers said

    'So who plays the Wonderchicken'

    Bunty.

    July 24, 2002 9:40 AM

  7. 7

    ashbury/aaron said

    Whoa! That was almost illegal in its subliminality. All I seem to want to do now is drink beer and say big words in a Korean accent...

    July 24, 2002 10:41 AM

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    D said

    So who plays the Wonderchicken?

    I'm a little hazy on stav's age, so to cover my bases I'll say either Charlton Heston, Gary Oldman or David Arquette.

    July 24, 2002 11:28 AM

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    dg said

    Impressive indeed. Lucky I can read fast, though.

    Mmmm... subliminal.

    July 24, 2002 2:33 PM

  10. 10

    stavrosthewonderchicken said

    Your wish is my command. I inserted some more frames to slow things down a touch...

    July 24, 2002 4:16 PM

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    stavrosthewonderchicken said

    Oh, and Gary Oldman would please the wonderchicken immensely.

    July 24, 2002 4:17 PM

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    jason said

    Yeah, so now that I could read it, I laughed even harded. I wonder if I can reserve my tickets?

    July 24, 2002 8:46 PM

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