Emptybottle.org: Bored bored bored bored

You know that Young Ones episode where Vyvyan stomps around repeatedly hitting himself in the forehead with a large piece of wood, chanting 'bored bored bored bored'?

Yeah, like that, with this. At the moment.

Must be time for another redesign.

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Well, this is a post to the personal website Emptybottle.org. It was posted by your genial host stavrosthewonderchicken on August 16, 2002, and is titled Bored bored bored bored. It was published to the categories: Metablogging. In any of those places you might well find other similar things that will bring you Super Double Happiness.

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Comments: You got fingers, right?

16 Comments |

1
Sylvain said

Gods and Goddesses, I know that feeling!

August 16, 2002 7:42 PM
2
Shelley Powers said

Emptyzilla. Bottlezilla. Boozezilla. Wonderzilla. Chickenzilla.

August 16, 2002 7:58 PM
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stavrosthewonderchicken said

That's a thought! A bit of litigation might stir things up around here a bit.

I, Chickenzilla.

Hmmm. Nice ring to it....

August 16, 2002 10:43 PM
4
Bill Kearney said

OH NO! Now I'm stuck with hearing, what was that long haired characters name, Neil? Saying his meloncholy bit about "lentils". Aeeieeeeeee! The Young Ones was quite entertaining.

August 16, 2002 11:44 PM
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stavrosthewonderchicken said

Neil:
Hey! Guys! Why don't we... eat? That'd be quite interesting, wouldn't it? Yes! Yes!

[he gets up and runs to the kitchen]

Neil:
Yes, eat! Eat! I wonder how many lentils I've ever eaten in my life.

Vyvyan:
Four.

Neil:
No - it must be more than that, Vyv. Lentils are really good, you know? No matter how many times you have them, they never get boring.

August 17, 2002 12:50 AM
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Mitch said

Bombs!!!

August 17, 2002 4:03 AM
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Dorothea Salo said

Another redesign? You prefer masochism to boredom, then, I see.

(in the middle of a redesign myself)

August 17, 2002 6:20 AM
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Anita Rowland said

Keep in mind that you will get tired of your design long before readers do. You are looking at it much more often! So I hope any redesigning won't obviate any learning-to-use that we've already done for the current emptybottle.org version.

August 17, 2002 3:06 PM
9
Rex said

Darling Fascist Bully-Boy,

Give us some money you bastard.

May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman,

Love,

Neil

August 17, 2002 5:40 PM
10
mcf said

rick: hands up-- who likes me?

August 18, 2002 12:50 PM
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loz said

why is the internet full of protentious artists??!

October 1, 2002 2:51 PM
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JT said

wow... really, that is incredably interesting!

October 2, 2002 5:11 PM
13
Phunkii said

You can't bite me, I'm South African !

October 31, 2003 8:41 AM
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meeeeee said

i am so honeslty fucking BORED! how does that bottle stay there whil u scroll.. is it magic? GO YOUNG ONES!

November 7, 2003 12:13 PM
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meeeeee said

i am so honeslty fucking BORED! how does that bottle stay there while u scroll.. is it magic? GO YOUNG ONES!

November 7, 2003 12:13 PM
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Majik said

Greatest line ever:

Neil: "Hello kitchen. Hello. My name's Neil, but don't bother remembering it, because I'll probably be dead soon."

Another good one:

Neil: "Oh wow! Rick, look! I've got six arms! I'm Vishnu!"

December 4, 2003 2:57 AM