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Bummed

I am feeling gigantically bummed today, left out of all the fun with CD swaps and MeFi/MonkeyMeets and such. What the f--k am I doing here in Korea, living my entire social life through a keyboard? Sometimes I just don't know.

Somebody want to give me a job sweeping floors or something, somewhere other than here? This place is starting to get to me...

About This Post

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Well, this is a post to the personal website Emptybottle.org. It was posted by your genial host stavrosthewonderchicken on August 8, 2002, and is titled Bummed. It was published to the categories: Uncategorizable Crap. In any of those places you might well find other similar things that will bring you Super Double Happiness.

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  1. 1

    Miguel said

    Come on, Stav. They have a postal service in Korea, don't they? Just join in the fun. As for socializing via your keyboard (which we're all doing, just like you, you big lug!) and meeting up with a few fellow Metafilterians once in a blue moon; I'd say keyboarding wins every time. ;)

    Cheer up, man! Have a drink and join in the swappage!

    August 9, 2002 2:11 AM

  2. 2

    adam said

    At least you have an excuse, brotha man. And, today is global stavrosthewonderchicken day, as far as I am concerned.

    August 9, 2002 4:41 AM

  3. 3

    jonner said

    you know, you could send me a cd if you're feeling too left out. really, i wouldn't mind.

    August 9, 2002 5:52 AM

  4. stavros, I feel for you. But consider you accomplishments: people on several continents love you, aliens respect you, barn animals the world over want you to carry their banner--all because of your deft use of the keyboard and carriage return. I think that we'd all be so overwhelmed by your god-like presence that you'd be disappointed in us. No, it's better and safer for everyone concerned that you stay in Korea.

    But, if you should ever get to London Ontario (lord forbid), I have a spare bedroom complete with computer and stereo.

    August 9, 2002 12:16 PM

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    Coldchef said

    Send me an address and I'll send you an illegal mix cd. Hey, I'm even sending one to b****fire, and I like you, so...why not?

    August 10, 2002 11:08 AM

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