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Rank

Following the lead of Jonathon, Mark and Shelley, I've done a bit of egogoogling to check out my rankings, and am well pleased with the results.

'stavros' : #1, #2 'wonderchicken' : Pretty much all of 'em, basically.

And traipsing randomly through my categories and some other wonderchickensian (thanks, Eeksy) phrasology :

'chafe my scrote' : #1, #2

'f--ktacular' : #1, #2

'trippy visuals' : #3, #4 (some work to do, there)

'booze glorious booze' : #1, #2

'korea-related' : only #8, but that's pretty good for a whole country....

'ftagn' : Emptybottle.org : Your #1 destination for misspelled-Lovecraftia !

and last but not least,

'uncategorizable crap' : #1 with a bullet, baby!

Despite my half-assed attempt to be somewhat anonymous here, a googlesearch on my surname brings up this site as #25. Interesting, but only mildly scary.

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Comments: You got fingers, right?
9 Comments |
  1. 1

    jonner said

    that's weird. i just did a search on your name, and your site came up as #1.

    August 6, 2002 5:48 AM

  2. 2

    jonner said

    ahh, missed the part about *surname*.

    August 6, 2002 5:50 AM

  3. 3

    stavrosthewonderchicken said

    Holy crap, you're right! I didn't even think to try that. Ah well - if someone wants to track me down on the web, they're not going to have much trouble doing it!

    August 6, 2002 7:16 AM

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    adam said

    Ah, but can you claim to be in the results for "fuck metafilter"? Dogmatic is #1, followed by me at #2 (although, as you can see, mine was not born of resentment.)

    August 6, 2002 9:31 AM

  5. 5

    Shelley Powers said

    I think anonymity is gone the way of the dodo bird for ya chickie baby.

    August 6, 2002 11:14 AM

  6. 6

    eyeballkid said

    Speaking of mispellings...

    August 6, 2002 7:40 PM

  7. 7

    Eeksy-Peeksy said

    Heh.

    August 7, 2002 1:03 AM

  8. 8

    stavrosthewonderchicken said

    Even when I was 10 yrs old, I wanted to kiss Miss Pelling...

    August 7, 2002 6:18 AM

  9. 9

    ashbury/aaron said

    dude, we all knew you're #1...

    August 7, 2002 7:45 PM

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