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Yay for me!

I forgot completely that I'd gotten drunk one evening recently (in an almost complete turnaround from my customary behaviour on an August evening, I assure you) and signed the old 'bottle up for Bloghot or Not.

But I saw the URL in my recent referrers doodad over there on the left no, no the other left, went to check it out, and holy crap on a delicious triscuit cracker, I'm rating pretty darn high!

hotornot.jpg

So it's official. The A-List can bite me†.

Heh.

[I realize that I haven't written a long rambling craptacular post on anything in quite a while, and that you kind, intelligent, and slightly demented Wonderchicken Irregulars out there are pining, no clamoring for more dammit more!, but, well, I'm trying to write a book. Really fast. (which makes this recent and excellent MeFi thread all the more amusing ) And it's (in the amusingly outdated vernacular of the recent bubblelicious fin de siecle) 'occupying mindshare' for me at the moment. I apologize profusely, but bear with me, I beg of you.

*begs*

Thankee.]

† I don't take this hotornot stuff seriously, duh, but them Listers Who Are A really can bite me. Take a big ol' bite of my bum, right here. *points*

Edit : I realize also that this sort of self-referential wankorama could be perceived as distasteful and beneath the elevated station to which I have winched myself, but I just don't care. Comedy? Comedy gold.

About This Post

What is this? Why am I here? What does it mean? Where should I go now?

Well, this is a post to the personal website Emptybottle.org. It was posted by your genial host stavrosthewonderchicken on August 10, 2002, and is titled Yay for me!. It was published to the categories: Booze Glorious Booze. In any of those places you might well find other similar things that will bring you Super Double Happiness.

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Comments: You got fingers, right?
5 Comments |
  1. 1

    k.inc said

    Hey Mr.wonderchicken ... Love the site. Slick design bro. Entertaining posts. That 9.5 is well deserved ... keep up the good work. Yr fellow canuck, K.inc

    August 10, 2002 10:45 AM

  2. 2

    Senn said

    Goodonya Stavros, I'll be looking forward to the book. (I want a signed first edition!)

    August 10, 2002 11:17 AM

  3. 3

    Senn said

    Goodonya Stavros, I'll be looking forward to the book. (I want a signed first edition!)

    August 10, 2002 11:18 AM

  4. 4

    Senn said

    How the fuck did that happen?

    August 10, 2002 11:19 AM

  5. 5

    bmarkey said

    If Senn gets two copies, can I have two as well?

    August 10, 2002 3:25 PM

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