Emptybottle.org: An Open Letter To The Members of Congress

Seems like a long time since I've done it, so I'd better add that the Shrub and his minions can go f--k themselves over an open fire. Or in the recent and exquisite phrasing of a certain Portuguese friend : I would request that they "slowly and gently f--k the f--k off."

That is all.

OK, not quite all : not that it will make much difference to the murderous hardons in the White House, but apparently you can make your voice heard (although you might want to don the tinfoil hat first) [via the metafilter thread]

"Below is the number to the White House where you can actually call & say yes or no to the potential War on Iraq. G.W. claims to want to hear it directly from the American People. All calls need to be between the hours of 9-5 eastern standard time, Monday through Friday

I just called the White House at 202-456-1111. A machine detains you for only a moment and then a pleasant live operator will thank you for saying "I oppose" (or "I approve of") of the proposed War against Iraq. It will only take minutes! The president is asking to know what the American people are thinking. Tell him."

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Well, this is a post to the personal website Emptybottle.org. It was posted by your genial host stavrosthewonderchicken on September 28, 2002, and is titled An Open Letter To The Members of Congress. It was published to the categories: Politics Chafe My Scrote. In any of those places you might well find other similar things that will bring you Super Double Happiness.

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Comments: You got fingers, right?

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stavrosthewonderchicken said

Too lazy and drunk to login, and my response to my own post is : WARDIAL that goddamn number, script kiddies! Do something righteous for a goddamn change...

Peace, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

September 28, 2002 5:00 AM
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bearman said

I speak peace, brothers & sisters! In fact it's my native tongue...

September 28, 2002 9:06 AM
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bearman said

Maybe it's the coffee speaking, but I'm giggling like a fool at the buttons below. I can either A) preview my post, B) post it, or, and this one intrigues me, C) forget that I exist

I think I'll ignore C for a while...

September 28, 2002 9:12 AM
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stavrosthewonderchicken said

Who said that?

heh.

September 28, 2002 4:00 PM
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abuddha said

Holy holistic hens! Could He be housing heretics?

I haven't had such a great laugh in a while...thanks folks.

Namaste
T.

October 3, 2002 2:43 AM