Emptybottle.org: Wanderings

This guy's on a trip around the planet, and his travel diaries (full of the tales like this latest of difficult defecations, hiking hardships, and all manner of mad and unpleasant things one puts oneself through on a daily basis when backpacking around the world) make me feel like hitting the road again.

Also : "lots of nice pictures too, including penis gourds and big stone penises at a fertility temple, the big jars of Laos, the big heads of Easter Island, dog eating and dried llama foetuses."

Domesticity is wearisome, some days. Particularly on those days you find yourself bickering with your spouse about everything and nothing. Oh, to be sh-tting in a trench latrine with snowflakes swirling around your tender bits on the side of a mountain somewhere...

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bearman said

I'm with ya right up to the shitting in the snow thing. I like my movements to be in a warm wc, thanks.

February 8, 2003 10:36 PM
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stavrosthewonderchicken said

Poetic license, my friend. I'd take a nice warm squatty in Indonesia over any icy trench in Patagonia, too.

February 8, 2003 10:38 PM