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Frolicking at Mt Paektu

Kim Jong Il's livejournal [via El Filtro] is just what I needed this morning, as the Land Of The Morning Calm chaos gets all in my face once again. People are dying over in Iraq, I know, I know, but that doesn't mean we can't have a chuckle at the expense of a funny looking Korean despot, right?

3:39 am Dear diary. Bush still doesn’t ‘get it.’ I tried making my feelings clear but he’s too busy ignoring me, he is such a jerk. Everything in his life is just Saddam, Saddam, Saddam and I am sick of it.

On the plus side, I think my hair looked pretty good today. Also I went frolicking at Paektu Mountain and the rainbow came out again. After dinner some of my subjects sang me a song because I invented Outer Space.

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Also, I am victorious!

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Comments: You got fingers, right?
2 Comments |
  1. 1

    Burningbird said

    now that is funny!

    March 28, 2003 7:47 PM

  2. 2

    anna said

    here's another one for you: potus.blogspot.com - the pResident's blog! i haven't laughed that hard since the war began...

    April 2, 2003 9:21 AM

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