Emptybottle.org: I AM THE GREATEST!

Last week every second thread at the 'filter seemed to have at least one mention of Neal Pollack, and how he's tastier than pre-sliced cheese and better looking than that guy on the infomercial, you know, the one with the hair, and may or may not be America's Greatest Living Writer. Me, I had no idea who this guy was.

So using the all the tools at my command, at great personal risk and expense, and by the grace of GOD, I tracked down his own Personal Website.

And he's a pretty funny f--ker, you know?

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Well, this is a post to the personal website Emptybottle.org. It was posted by your genial host stavrosthewonderchicken on April 20, 2003, and is titled I AM THE GREATEST!. It was published to the categories: Links. In any of those places you might well find other similar things that will bring you Super Double Happiness.

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kaf said

The shtick gets old pretty quick, though. I picked up his book, and had a laugh for the first maybe quarter of the book. After that, it was like that scene in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure where he's on the boxcar with the hobo who won't stop singing "Jimmy Cracked Corn".

I leapt off the boxcar and into the night, running across the fields towards anyone but Neal Pollack.

April 20, 2003 10:24 AM
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Mr. X said

I hear ya. I too am leaping off the boxcar in real-time as I audioblog this - with my wireless laptop - after having just finished reading NP's blog post (thanks Chris, for the link - I did find the relation imagery funny). I am leaping off because, I too, sense 'more bite' out there, and, just before reading the NP ditty, I had read the latest, most better, "Get Your War On" page and so I am feeling pretty spunking right now, and as I am running across the field towards that cabin over there in the now-not-so distance, with the loud party going on by the light of the fire place, and, as I now get closer, and I now open the door... Ooo! The merry makers go silent, 1-2-3-4-5, wow, for five seconds (it seems like forever!) - they just stared at me with straight - but drunken faces, (it smells of cherry wood, beer, wine, and aged cheddar), and now they are busting out in laughter and welcoming me in - "We're Johnny Cheese's crowd, my friend! Welcome in! Welcome In!"

http://www.blackmarketgold.com/johnnycheese.html

April 21, 2003 1:34 AM
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stavrosthewonderchicken said

We are all Johnny Cheese! Or are we? I'm confused.

It feels nice.

April 21, 2003 6:06 AM
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ashes said

Love that metabloggin. hmm does he have any blogshares left :)

ashes

April 21, 2003 8:01 AM