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At It Again

I was watching another Carlin video this evening, and made this for no readily apparent reason, other than one of his bits that I've heard about 114 times made me laugh.

Sleep-Fuuuuck. Sleep-Fuuuuck. Sleep'n'f--k! Sleep-Fuuuuck.

Sleep'n'f--k!

About This Post

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Well, this is a post to the personal website Emptybottle.org. It was posted by your genial host stavrosthewonderchicken on May 22, 2003, and is titled At It Again. It was published to the categories: Random Silliness. In any of those places you might well find other similar things that will bring you Super Double Happiness.

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Comments: You got fingers, right?
3 Comments |
  1. 1

    BUrningbird said

    More stuff!

    May 22, 2003 6:15 AM

  2. 2

    V. said

    Sir? I have the sleep part covered but can't help wondering if the fuck is complimentary. I'd like mine to follow the turndown service if at all possible.

    May 22, 2003 2:19 PM

  3. 3

    Rocco said

    In combination, ends up being wet dreams, only. Sigh.

    May 27, 2003 8:53 PM

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