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Lost in Transit

A while back I was asked if I would like to be a part of a group weblog written by expats from nations all over the bloody map, and I accepted, and promptly settled into a steady regimen of procrastination, as is my wont.

I broke my silence and posted a wee thing today. Hooray for me!

Hope you like it.

Edit : I also recently received an email about a TV pilot being produced for a show about blogging ('Wow, lookit 'im type, Martha! That fella must be some kinda geeenyus!'), which invited me to produce a short bit of video that summed up my webwork here. The only thing I could think of was a blurry closeup of a dew-beaded beer bottle with me chanting a stream of obscenities in the background, followed by a few kaleidoscopic seconds of semi-nekkid belly-slappin' dancing.

Maybe I'll just keep the video to myself, huh?

About This Post

What is this? Why am I here? What does it mean? Where should I go now?

Well, this is a post to the personal website Emptybottle.org. It was posted by your genial host stavrosthewonderchicken on May 6, 2003, and is titled Lost in Transit. It was published to the categories: People Say Stuff Sometimes. In any of those places you might well find other similar things that will bring you Super Double Happiness.

Note: Super Double Happiness is not guaranteed. Void where prohibited by local regulation.

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The previous entry on the site is Ignorance Bought And Paid For, and the next one is Blogmatrix.

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Comments: You got fingers, right?
8 Comments |
  1. 1

    Chico said

    You know, I think the world could use a whole show like that. Kind of like Barfly, but with fewer horse racing scenes.

    As usual, even when you're not trying, you're still on to something here.

    May 6, 2003 3:51 PM

  2. 2

    Andrew said

    Why does the video description remind me of the Simpsons episode where Barney, the town drunk, makes this beautiful art film about being an alcoholic?

    May 7, 2003 4:35 AM

  3. 3

    Andrew said

    Er, though not implying that you, Stavros, are such, although of course it's completely cool if you were, cos, um...

    Nice day, isn't it.

    May 7, 2003 4:40 AM

  4. Barney : "My name is Barney Gumbel. I'm 40, I'm single, and I drink...There's a line in `Othello' about a drinker: 'Now a sensible man, by and by a fool, and presently a beast.' That pretty well covers it."


    Me, I'm only 37, and I'm not single. I do like the drink, though, I must admit.

    May 7, 2003 4:58 AM

  5. 5

    anna said

    um, i'd pay to see that. =)

    May 7, 2003 12:57 PM

  6. 6

    dg said

    um, i'd pay at least as much as anna not to see that ;-)

    May 8, 2003 11:09 PM

  7. 7

    rocco said

    DENNIS: I'm thirty seven.
    ARTHUR: What?
    DENNIS: I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old!

    May 13, 2003 2:56 PM

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    rocco said

    Oh, and about "Children's Day"....

    Last Sunday was Mother's Day in North America (I know the UK observes Mothering Sunday in a different month). I was compelled to use upon my eldest (in the same manner one uses "you'll put your eye out") the old line my folks used once upon a Mother's day ago when I asked "when's Kids' Day?". To which my doting, yet obviously patience-challenged parent muttered "every day is Kid's Day".

    Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Those who pay attention are privileged to use it sarcastically.

    May 14, 2003 9:05 AM

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