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Strutting chickenhawk

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Comments: You got fingers, right?
5 Comments |
  1. 1

    dg said

    *shudders*

    May 3, 2003 4:09 AM

  2. 2

    Stu Savory said

    Nice One! I really loved your rant of 30th April, but coudn't find a comment button to answer. So I'll just comment here (above) & invite you to go read my (milder) rant on the same subject dated May 1 (MAYDAY!)

    Stu

    May 3, 2003 9:41 AM

  3. 3

    Matt Sturges said

    When someone pointed me to this, I thought that I was looking at whitehouse.org, and for a minute I couldn't figure out what the punchline was. Then I saw the .gov domain suffix and realized that the joke was on me. Kill me now.

    May 3, 2003 10:14 AM

  4. 4

    Eeksy-Peeksy said

    Holy fuck. If I ever go back to North America, it will have to be Canada. Which, of course, isn't a bad idea. But immigration bureaucracy.

    May 4, 2003 4:23 AM

  5. 5

    me said

    Holy fuck. If I ever go back to North America, it will have to be Canada.

    It will be a great lost to us all.

    May 5, 2003 7:05 PM

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