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WARNING! THIS IS A JOKE

Q : What does it mean when a pirate coughs?

Click here for the senses-shattering punchline!

A : He has SAARRRRRRS.

I stole this joke, but if I told you from where, I'd have to kill you. See also : this.

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Comments: You got fingers, right?
5 Comments |
  1. 1

    Eeksy-Peeksy said

    Christ.

    May 16, 2003 12:01 AM

  2. 2

    stavrosthewonderchicken said

    May 16, 2003 1:38 AM

  3. 3

    elaine said

    sweet.

    May 16, 2003 3:11 PM

  4. 4

    David said

    And you know about the new Pirate movie, don't you...?

    It's rated ARRRRRRR!

    May 16, 2003 5:05 PM

  5. 5

    dg said

    *backs out of the room quietly*

    May 21, 2003 8:28 PM

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