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Fluffy Bunnies

Fluffy Bunnies. Playful kittens. Romantic sunsets. Warm spring breezes. Crisp cotton sheets on a cold winter night. Happy puppies. Burbling babies.

Oh, and Saddam Hussein. What a wonderful world!

I've turned over a new leaf, I swear. Nothing but Happy Fun Times from here on in, campers.






[Update : Nah, f--k that.]

About This Post

What is this? Why am I here? What does it mean? Where should I go now?

Well, this is a post to the personal website Emptybottle.org. It was posted by your genial host stavrosthewonderchicken on December 14, 2003, and is titled Fluffy Bunnies. It was published to the categories: Random Silliness. In any of those places you might well find other similar things that will bring you Super Double Happiness.

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Enjoy your stay, and please indulge sensibly.

Comments: You got fingers, right?
7 Comments |
  1. 1

    Camilo said

    Thank goD! I thought you were suddenly on a heavy, extra, industrial, military-grade dose of prozac.

    December 16, 2003 2:37 PM

  2. 2

    Tim said

    Somebody is rivaling you in prose http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_rudepundit_archive.html#107141442657811209 I may have to change my loyalties if you go Happy Fun Times on me.

    December 16, 2003 3:13 PM

  3. Now this guy, I like!

    December 16, 2003 6:35 PM

  4. Except that people who call themselves pundits, even in jest, are just asking for rusty butter knives to be pushed gently into their happy holes. So there's a negative.

    December 16, 2003 8:34 PM

  5. 5

    dg said

    You had me worried for a minute there. I am relieved to see that you will continue to be your own bitter, crusty self.

    December 17, 2003 2:56 PM

  6. 6

    ROCKSINYOURHEAD said

    You are SO anti-establishment, you have become part of the establishment. Your bitching rings hollow, since you obviously read all the media horseshit and take an immediate stance to disbelieve or contradict it so intently. Have you ever noticed it, Stav? Like those smarmy kids on the sidewalk that think they are being really different and cool, when in reality their patterns are incredibly predictable and boring... Life is alot more complex than blind hatred of the political parties in the US. We are all sick of that shit here in the states, just like you. By the way, I think you are a hell of a lot smarter than that, and your writing is awesome...

    December 18, 2003 12:03 AM

  7. Well, thanks, I guess.

    December 18, 2003 10:07 PM

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