Emptybottle.org: We're On A Mission From God

My mission to annoy and alienate as many Very Important Bloggers as possible (for street cred, daddy-o!) continues apace. The hum from the hive rises threateningly when it is disturbed. The sound soothes me. I step back, then, drawn by the hypnotic throb of the multitude, step forward again and take another f--king whack at it.

No, really. I like to be liked, honest, but I'd rather truth-tell than ass-kiss. Be a lot easier if I had a clue what the truth was. Still, I'm not a-gonna pucker up, either way.

Looks like I picked the wrong month to stop sniffing glue.

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Well, this is a post to the personal website Emptybottle.org. It was posted by your genial host stavrosthewonderchicken on February 16, 2004, and is titled We're On A Mission From God. It was published to the categories: non compos mentis. In any of those places you might well find other similar things that will bring you Super Double Happiness.

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Comments: You got fingers, right?

10 Comments | 4 Trackbacks

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Eeksy-Peeksy said

People can't even figure out what I'm talking about, so I never get the sandwich bullies after me. Except the woman at home, of course. I always have to make sandwiches for her.

February 16, 2004 11:27 PM
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jcwinnie said

What about VIVs?

February 17, 2004 1:40 AM
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jeneane said

I blogged a few thoughts on this. I thought it was in the best interest of the blogging community as a whole to be kind and tactful in how I phrased my response, to appeal to the widest possible audience and not close down conversation. I did my best.

February 17, 2004 2:23 AM
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fp said

At my blog I have thirty-two separate "Sucking up to [a-list blogger]" categories. Eventually I will profit so much from all this ass kissing that I won't even mind that my lips are cramped in a perpetual pucker. I will finally be popular and I will be invited to all the best parties where I will drink from a straw.

February 17, 2004 6:03 AM
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stavrosthewonderchicken said

Handy Wonderchicken Hint #327 : Drinking beer through a straw doesn't get you drunker, but it's still heaps of fun!

February 17, 2004 7:51 AM
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andrew said

It's never the right month to give up sniffing glue ;-) So, while you're still sniffing, care to enlarge on the pithy, pissy summary of social software and emergent democracy you provided in Shelley's comments?

February 17, 2004 7:58 AM
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CitizenX said

Who likes you is always more important that how many people like you. (Mantra Streetcredulous).

February 19, 2004 4:23 AM
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dg said

Whack away, stavros - just think of it as your own personal, virtual whack-a-mole game. The self-importance of some people staggers me sometimes.

February 19, 2004 8:30 PM
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stavrosthewonderchicken said

The beer is calling me, friends, and that means I'll either just get all sentimental and huggy and forget about this completely, or possibly go on a tear that'll have 'em cowering from Manhattan to San Fran and all points in between. The darty boogers! [/scots accent] Survey says?

February 19, 2004 8:54 PM
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andrew said

Survey says start off sentimental and huggy to expose their soft bellies, then let it rip. Not that I'd sugggest such thing purely to keep myself entertained.

February 20, 2004 4:01 AM

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