Emptybottle.org: Partly Cloudy, Chance of Refrain

I am a weblogger.

I am a man. I am an authority. I am hieratic. I am a drinker. I am a Canadian. I am an expatriate. I am somewhat inebriated tonight.

I am a spice without a sauce. I am a singer, I am a writer. I am a lover. I am a man who loves. I am happy and I am unsatisfied. I am content and I am angry. I am actively ignoring the present continuous in favour of the possible future simple. I am alive. I contradict myself.

I am growing old. I'm farting like a Captain of Industry. I'm hurting every goddamn day. I'm present perfect linking my patchwork history with this moment here, where the glass is in my hand. I've abused this strong big body of mine. I've moved people to tears. I've made them laugh. I've been completely wrong. I'm squeezing out the pus.

I am uncertain. I am defiant.

I am buoyed on foamy waves of ancient guitar. I am tired of the bullshit. I hope for the best. I'm averting my eyes.

I'm wasting my life. I'm in the moment. I'm teaching people that English has no future tense. I'm pretty sure there's no point. I am happy about that.

I am thirsty. I am hungry. I am so full of shit my blue eyes are brown.

I love. I rear up in anger. I love.

I need another beer.

About This Post

What is this? Why am I here? What does it mean? Where should I go now?

Well, this is a post to the personal website Emptybottle.org. It was posted by your genial host stavrosthewonderchicken on January 6, 2006, and is titled Partly Cloudy, Chance of Refrain. It was published to the categories: Metablogging, and Me|dia, and Uncrappy. In any of those places you might well find other similar things that will bring you Super Double Happiness.

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Comments: You got fingers, right?

6 Comments | 1 Trackbacks

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dv said

Amen.

January 6, 2006 11:35 PM
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Jon Husband said

... squared

January 8, 2006 4:18 AM
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poncho said

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January 9, 2006 4:15 AM
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stavrosthewonderchicken said

OK, mi hermano gone AWOL, but how? (If the last bit was a hint at an email address, I'm too damn thick to decipher it!)

January 9, 2006 5:20 PM
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jmorrison said

in summation: you are human. me too. i'm right there with you.

January 10, 2006 7:30 AM
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Leone said

Is that you mind? (mine that is?)....

January 14, 2006 11:35 AM