Emptybottle.org: What the?

Do not panic. Do not adjust your set. Do not freak out, or set yourself on fire. Do not, under any circumstances whatsoever, coat your genitals in gold paint and dance suggestively for the old men in the park. Do not, and I mean it this time, do not stick a fork in your eye, or in anyone else's eye for that matter.

aaaah

The default templates should not scare you. Don't let them put you off. Vicksburg is a very nice... er, city, or whatever it is, I'm quite sure. I'm just decrufting. It's been a long time without a decruft, and I've accumulated quite a lot of it. It's gotten into all the nooks and crannies. There are drifts of off-white cruft built up in the corners. I'm knee-deep in the stuff. It's got to go.

It may take a while.

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Well, this is a post to the personal website Emptybottle.org. It was posted by your genial host stavrosthewonderchicken on January 15, 2006, and is titled What the?. It was published to the categories: Metablogging. In any of those places you might well find other similar things that will bring you Super Double Happiness.

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Comments: You got fingers, right?

6 Comments |

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Third said

Weird, i live in vicksburg.

January 16, 2006 10:12 AM
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Geodog said

WTF? I expect strangeness, but ever since Hunter died, your voice has been mute.

Sing, O' Muse.

The searing image of being down and bootfucked remains with me today.

January 16, 2006 2:54 PM
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stavrosthewonderchicken said

Well, crikey, Tim. I thought there were a coupla decent posts I'd banged up since then, at least.

*cries*

January 16, 2006 3:20 PM
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stavrosthewonderchicken said

PS: If you want to buy some cruft, in bulk, I got it, cheap.

We got acres of cruft down at Al's Used Cruft Warehouse!

January 16, 2006 10:04 PM
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brainwidth said

Mmmm, sweet default goodness.

January 17, 2006 8:32 AM
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Rocco said

Sid & Marty Cruft, right?

January 21, 2006 9:06 AM