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What the?

Do not panic. Do not adjust your set. Do not freak out, or set yourself on fire. Do not, under any circumstances whatsoever, coat your genitals in gold paint and dance suggestively for the old men in the park. Do not, and I mean it this time, do not stick a fork in your eye, or in anyone else's eye for that matter.

aaaah

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It may take a while.

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Comments: You got fingers, right?
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  1. 1

    Third said

    Weird, i live in vicksburg.

    January 16, 2006 10:12 AM

  2. 2

    Geodog said

    WTF? I expect strangeness, but ever since Hunter died, your voice has been mute. Sing, O' Muse. The searing image of being down and bootfucked remains with me today.

    January 16, 2006 2:54 PM

  3. 3

    stavrosthewonderchicken said

    Well, crikey, Tim. I thought there were a coupla decent posts I'd banged up since then, at least. *cries*

    January 16, 2006 3:20 PM

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    stavrosthewonderchicken said

    PS: If you want to buy some cruft, in bulk, I got it, cheap. We got acres of cruft down at Al's Used Cruft Warehouse!

    January 16, 2006 10:04 PM

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    brainwidth said

    Mmmm, sweet default goodness.

    January 17, 2006 8:32 AM

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    Rocco said

    Sid & Marty Cruft, right?

    January 21, 2006 9:06 AM

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