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Freedom In Peril (and pass the ammo)

OK, it's Christmas, and although we are taught that at Christmas our thoughts should turn to peace, love and brotherhood among men (and presumably sisterhood among women, and siblinghood amongst those of differing genders), mine tend to turn pretty quickly from all that lovely and uplifting feel-good window-dressing to righteous anger, antagonism towards hypocrisy, and a big boat of greasy schadenfreude gravy.

Traditionally, it has always been America that has given me the greatest educational opportunities to compare and contrast, seasonal or otherwise. These days Korea can be nearly as amusing, but it's still the good ol' US of A that always comes through; it never disappoints in the mindboggling bullshit department.

So in that spirit of angry Xmas wonderchickens past, present and future, I offer you this uplifting publication (pdf, 4Mb) from The National Rifle Association, which I just found today courtesy of a Site That Cannot Be Named. Freedom, they say, is in Peril.

I agree, if not for the reasons these people suggest.

NRA1.jpg


Peace, friends. Sleep well.

Update: This is all over the place today, which is yesterday my time, or something like that. That's what I get for trying to be timely. Also, one year ago on Metafilter.


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Well, this is a post to the personal website Emptybottle.org. It was posted by your genial host stavrosthewonderchicken on December 25, 2006, and is titled Freedom In Peril (and pass the ammo). It was published to the categories: People Say Stuff Sometimes, and Politics Chafe My Scrote. In any of those places you might well find other similar things that will bring you Super Double Happiness.

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    Doug Alder said

    Merry Christmas Stavros :-)

    December 26, 2006 5:00 AM

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