Emptybottle.org: Rumours of My Demise

Rumours of my demise have been much exaggerated. I haven't been eaten by the hogs, I haven't sold out to the Man. I haven't quaffed the hemlock, I haven't screwed the pooch, I haven't jumped the shark. OK, maybe those last two, but that's it, officer.

What has happened, apparently, is that I've been killed, cooked, and incorporated into a delicious sandwich.

Kids, let this be a lesson. Live right, or it could happen to you too. [via]

Update: Apparently the marketing team that made the ad had never heard of my nom de blog, but thought it was pretty funny once they had. Cool.

About This Post

What is this? Why am I here? What does it mean? Where should I go now?

Well, this is a post to the personal website Emptybottle.org. It was posted by your genial host stavrosthewonderchicken on December 25, 2006, and is titled Rumours of My Demise. It was published to the categories: Me|dia, and Random Silliness. In any of those places you might well find other similar things that will bring you Super Double Happiness.

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The previous entry on the site is Wonderchicken Index, and the next one is Freedom In Peril (and pass the ammo).

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Comments: You got fingers, right?

5 Comments |

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Shelley said

Did you find that video as is? Whether you did or not, it was great. Glad to 'hear' from you again.

December 25, 2006 11:35 PM
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joseph duemer said

Crazy, Wonderchicken, as usual. Glad to see there is life in the old bird yet.

December 26, 2006 9:25 AM
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DaveP said

Good to see you're not dead yet. A guy was starting to wonder.

December 26, 2006 10:25 AM
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stavrosthewonderchicken said

Yep, still kickin', still cluckin'.

And yeah, Shell, as far as I know, that video is totally unaltered. Like I said at Metafilter, I'm thinking it may be a horsehead-in-the-bed warning from the American Association of Advertising Agencies that I'd better watch my anti-marketing trash talk, or I'll be sleeping with the mayonnaise.

December 26, 2006 2:28 PM
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geodog said

We miss you, stavros?

December 26, 2006 2:44 PM