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August 21, 2006

Bullshit, Dugg

Well, it only took 7 months, but my Web 2.0 Bullshit Generator™ toy from January got dugg, and seemed to inspire much jocularity.

It's been interesting, because the page has been one of the most-linked bits of the site for the last 6 months, almost exclusively amongst weblogs in Europe and Asia, for some reason. Then, a few days ago, (near as I can trace it), after I dropped it into a comments thread at Metafilter, it was picked up by milov.nl, then automatically showed up on Hot Links, then Daring Fireball (kablooie went the visits), then Reddit and Digg almost simultaneously.


Happily, the server shows absolutely no signs of melting down (er, so far). Like I said recently, Dreamhost has treated me well.

Share and enjoy.

Update: Whoops, now Techcrunch and de.licio.us and Blue's News and Dvorak and O'Reilly Radar, too. Memetastic! Now it just needs posting on the front page of Metafilter, and the circle of life will be complete.

[Note: should not be posted to the front page of Metafilter]

August 14, 2006

Wonderchicken Industries Presents

OK, it took about a month longer than I thought it would, what with my back going kablooie and the summer doldrums setting in and me just generally not working all that hard on it, but OutsideInKorea is finally open for business.

The dust is still settling, and I've dropped my tools and cracked a beer to celebrate, but most of the stuff I wanted to do is in place. There are lots of features and content yet to come, but I think it's ready to pull back the curtain and hope that people like what I've done. Some things are probably broken, or look weird, but I've tested in Firefox and IE and Opera on Windows, and it looks pretty good to me. If you have problems, it'll help me if you drop a comment here or there and tell me what's busted.

The only content other than the welcome message is repurposed essays about Korea from this very site, but I promise that I will be writing regularly and frequently. I've done a lot of work on the design (and I'm no designer, and it probably shows), and now it's time to start filling the bucket with words, Roxanne, words. If you're interested in Korea, I hope you'll bookmark the site, and pass the URL on to friends and neighbours, ex-lovers and therapists, your mom and the guy who sells you your drugs.

I've decided to put ads on the site -- though there will never be ads here on the 'bottle -- and in my Welcome! post over there, I talk about why. It may seem hypocritical of me given my stance about advertising in the past, and I'm willing to accept that criticism. If I can make some money from the site, though, I'll be well-pleased. It's not my only reason for building it, but it'll certainly help me to keep up my enthusiasm, if it happens.

So. Go, and I hope you like. Help me out, my scattered blog tribe, and spread the word.

This site won't die, I promise, but I'll be writing about Korea over there from now on.

January 11, 2006

Web Two, Wonderchicken Zero

The Web 2.0 horse is pretty much dead already from all the flogging it's been taking, I know, and it's probably just cruel to take another swing at the poor bugger.

Nonetheless, I had an irresistable brainfart and an urge to play, so I put together the Web 2.0 Bullshit Generator, a ripoff of homage to the legendary dack.com Web Economy Bullshit Generator.

Share and enjoy, tag and remix, monetarize and sell out to Yahoo†!


† selling out to Yahoo! is not compulsory.

May 30, 2005

Consumer Mindset

This is a nice idea, actually. Whack a slider up there at the top of the search results, help you to filter out the omnipresent webshill crud. Shopping versus research, the infotainment revenue-generation cage-match of our times.

One of the things that annoys me greatly, every time I search for some information on an author or a book, is the way that Amazon (and the dense cloud of parasite associate gnats it trails behind it, all buzzing and jostling for a sip of the great beast's blood) pops to the top, without fail.

Sometimes I even sigh quietly to myself, give in, and click through, hating myself for letting the shopping mall win.

So this Yahoo thing seemed like it might be right up my alley. Until, of course, I noticed that even with the bar slid hard a-starboard, pedal to the research-metal, the first (paid, placed-ad) result, helpfully highlighted, was for E-bay.

Ahhh, go screw yourself, Yahoo.

The irony of using a Yahoo-owned service to host the image I'm showing you is delicious, though. So there's that.

June 18, 2004

The Friday Five -- Lazy Bastard Edition

Because I am a bad person, I have not been scouring the permalinkosphere for nuggets of excellence with my usual steely-eyed vigor this week.

Despair not, though, gentle readers, for I have nonetheless come up with a Single Link of such Power and Glory that it will make up for the notable lack of the Other Four, and quite possibly melt your Snatch Hairs.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

And so [drum roll please] I give you... the Friday One! Do not operate heavy machinery while using this blog.

  • The Fafblog
  • ME: So I understand you made a lot of your fortune through the US fishing industry Rev Moon.
    REV. MOON: HA HA HA! It is no longer merely a fishing INDUSTRY! I have now dubbed it the Worldwide Unity Church of Fish, and through it I have married each and every fish in America!
    ME: Wow that is impressive!
    REV. MOON: Fish will no longer debase themselves in gross extramarital usage of the fish love organ! So declares Moon, Guardian Messiah-King of the Fish!
    ME: Guardian-King of the Fish?
    REV. MOON: Yes indeed! I was annointed such when I ascended bodily into Icthyon, the 19th realm of Heaven, and knighted by JaBudah, the Jesus-Buddah hybrid and holy avatar of the Fish Genome!
    ME: Oh wow! Not THE JaBudah?

    [more...]

    June 4, 2004

    The Other Friday Five - Guilt-Plagued Edition

    Yes, it's Friday again in Korea -- the first time it's been Friday in, like, a couple of months, thanks to new legislation outlawing Friday in Korea in favour of having Thursday twice to reduce alcohol consumption (you read it here first!) -- and so time for the Other! Friday! Five! in which I provide precisely 5 hard-won links to some things that I quite enjoy, and you click on them, and everybody's happy.

    Some of our lovely contestants you may know, some you may not. It's all good.

    So without further ado, join me down in the government yard in Trenchtown, friends, and revel in the linky goodness.

    [Post postscript : I've been daydreaming about The Before Times (™DV Polymedia) lately, and if the delicious frosty beverages I plan to consume this evening treat me right, I may have a tale or two to tell of those times when I should have (in the immortal words of Moe Berg) ended up dead in a ditch somewhere with a mind full of chemicals like some cheese-eating highschool boy. But didn't.

    What's the point of doing stupid things unless you get at least a few amusing anecdotes out of it, right? Stay tuned to this channel!]

    March 26, 2004

    The Other Friday 5 Part 3 : The Bottle Strikes Back

    Yes, friends, I've actually done something I said I was going to do, and on time as well. It's the dawning of a new era, I tell you, and nothing on God's green earth can stop me now! I'm bristling with barely contained power, the sparks are fair flying off me -- his floating eyes, his flashing hair! -- and the very earth beneath my feet trembles and groans and heaves in fast thick pants. Dearly beloved, it's time once again to unleash the chthonic power of this internet, and reveal unto you : The Other Friday Five. These are things I like, and I am showing them to you.

    Share and Enjoy.

    March 5, 2004

    The Other Friday Five #2 : Electric Boogaloo

    Yes, I actually remembered something from one week to the next, it's Friday in Korea, and so it's time for another pulse-pounding, axle-snapping, gear-grinding installment of the Other Friday Five. So here are some personal websites of which you may or many not be aware, but you should be, by golly, if you're not. A mixed bag this time, with a little something for everyone. Line on the left, one cross each.

    Share and Enjoy.

    Bonus link : All this blog-reading I've been able to do lately has been entirely thanks to the most excellent Bloglines. I never thought I'd be an aggregator user (and I wish there were some way to tell how many people are reading my feeds), but I am now a convert. Hoopla!

    [Postscript : it would make my world that much closer to perfect if everyone would be more free with their content, and include full text of their posts in their feeds, rather than a parsimonious little excerpt. There's probably some good reason not to, but I don't know what it is. Pretty please?]

    February 27, 2004

    The Other Friday Five

    In the first of what may become a hallowed 'bottle tradition, universally praised and flatteringly imitated all around this mighty net of inters on which we play†, I offer you five links to five Most Excellent Personal Websites, Containing High Quality Words, Sentences, And Paragraphs, With the Added Attraction of Amusing Anecdotes‡, websites of whose existence you may or may not be aware, but nonetheless websites you should bookmark and enjoy on a daily basis if you have a shred of human decency left in your souls, you bastards*.

    Share and enjoy.

    † ...or may, on the other hand, be a caffeine-fueled one-off. You never know.

    ‡ Apologies for the Comedy Capitalization. Cheap, I know, but I'm Feeling Whimsical.

    * Just choking around, as we used to say in my crypto-racist hometown. Most of you aren't bastards at all!

    July 14, 2003

    Home on Deranged

    Item the First : Anne Craig is going through some surgery for cancer. I join Rageboy in encouraging you to send her a note of support. He says : 'I have personally seen pure concentrated freak power save a life,' and I say if you're reading this weblog, you are a freak of some kind, clearly, and you've got to come to terms with that, damn it! Now let your freak flag fly and go do something constructive with the unholy power with which you've been blessed†.

    Item the Second : In lieu of reading any new rantings and ravings (rockings or rollings, babblings or banterings (somewhere between Bantu warrior and post-Bruce Banner hulk-smashology)) from yours truly, I offer you this tale of bitterness and disappointment and the inexorable deterioration of mental health from a new arrival to the ESL Mines Of Korea. It's long, but well worth the read.

    Sad and a little horrible to watch it unfold - an old battle-scarred vet like me can predict most of the hammerfalls this poor guy endures - but hilarious nonetheless.

    Reminds me in many ways of my first six months here. It is in no way an exaggeration, I should note - if you're thinking of coming to Korea to teach, and this gives you pause, well, good.

    Enjoy.


    †Well, OK, you don't have to, but it would be a nice thing to do.

    Edit : Something's gone goofy with comments on this post. I'm trying to track it down. Please do not adjust your set.

    Update : Fixed. Comment away!

    June 28, 2003

    Stupidity



    "Most of the people out there are f--king idiots..."

    Stupidity : The Documentary.

    Any clip that can juxtapose interview footage from Drew Curtis (el Farko Supremo) and Noam Chomsky, and manage to poke Dubya with a stick while including both nudity and senseless violence....

    ...well, that's a keeper.

    See also : 'you begin to realize that there is no hope.' But who gives a sh-t? It's a riot!

    May 31, 2003

    20 Days In Spring

    [this is good], inaccuracies and all.

    The price of, uh, somef--kingthing... is eternal something else, man. But you know, whatever. Hey, you see that episode of Lions and Christians last night? f--kin' A! That totally kicks ass when they, like, die and stuff!

    [via MeFi]

    May 18, 2003

    Public Service Announcement

    Though most people know of them already, I'm sure : like The Memory Hole, the deliberately unbloglike UnderReported is a good way to try and keep track of the sh-tstorm of lies and propaganda howling around our heads, as of course is the excellent and more weblogesque cursor.org. These sites invite you to draw your own conclusions, an invitation we too rarely receive these days.

    Though undeniably entertaining, reading the ranting of bloggers is less rewarding, perhaps. Your mileage, as they say, may vary. Which is not to say that I'm going to stop ranting any time soon, but rather to note that you, dear reader, should most assuredly take it for what it is worth, which is bugger-all other than a bit of (hopefully) amusing wordplay.


    It must be said, too, that there are times when one has to stand back and point, with some small measure of humility, at some of the diamond-bullet stuff bloggers are pulling out of their hats, ranty or otherwise, like this little juxtapotato from a certain maniacal South African down the block :

    "These despicable acts were committed by killers whose only faith is hate and the United States will find the killers and they will learn the meaning of American justice. Anytime anybody attacks our homeland, or our fellow citizens, we will be on the hunt. We will bring them to justice. Just ask the Taliban."

    - George W. Bush, President of the United States, Indiana, May 13th, 2003

    "We had a great day... We killed a lot of people."

    - Sgt. Eric Schrumpf, Fifth Marine Regiment, March 29th, 2003

    May 15, 2003

    Some Neat Things

    Here are some neat things you may not have seen before :

    The Kostnice Ossuary. BIT-101. Tom Vu says if you have no money or no credit to buy property, don't worry about it! It's Time To Bone! (Edit : contains nasty Lego Porn and is not at all safe for Eeksy-Peeky to watch at work or anywhere else that freaky animated porn disguised as 'art' might be unwelcome.)

    Share and enjoy.

    May 9, 2003

    Rocks

    You know, I keep wandering back to iconomy's site every once in a while, going 'Holy bugeyed monstertruck whiplash-inducing lemur crap, batman, this r0x0rs my b0x0rs!' every darn time and then forgetting to link thataway, and share the goodness.

    Today, I have broken the cycle. I am proud, no, humbled to offer you this link to some Really Cool sh-t. Enjoy.

    April 20, 2003

    I AM THE GREATEST!

    Last week every second thread at the 'filter seemed to have at least one mention of Neal Pollack, and how he's tastier than pre-sliced cheese and better looking than that guy on the infomercial, you know, the one with the hair, and may or may not be America's Greatest Living Writer. Me, I had no idea who this guy was.

    So using the all the tools at my command, at great personal risk and expense, and by the grace of GOD, I tracked down his own Personal Website.

    And he's a pretty funny f--ker, you know?

    April 17, 2003

    Screw Petroleum!

    ...and not coincidentally fuque the Oil Industry barons who run America (and its foreign policy (yeah yeah, I know, No Blood For Oil is dipsh-t-lefty oversimplification)).

    How? Here.

    April 14, 2003

    Stop The Madness, Darn It

    Now I know the Patriot Act (quite possibly to be extended indefinitely, is the word on the streets) is Bad, and the Bend Over And Feel Our Power Act (also known as Patriot II - The Second Coming) is Worse, but this, friends and neighbours, this is Insupportable.

    In Fairfax, VA to be precise. The police there have decided that getting drunk in a bar is an arrestable offense worth enforcing. You don’t have to be starting trouble, getting in a fight, or climbing behind a wheel — the simple act of drinking in a bar gives them enough probable cause to harass and subject you to tests. And if you actually have the gall to have more than a couple beers while in that bar, you’re going to jail and getting fixed up with a nice criminal record.

    [more...]

    Courtesy of the excellent Modern Drunkard Magazine.

    April 13, 2003

    Our Very Own War

    The excellent Y0ung-Hae Chang Heavy Industries has come up with a new and very disturbing piece

    0PERATI0N NUK0REA

    which describes in horrible detail the death of Seoul under a storm of North Korean missiles. If it comes to that, I wonder if my wife and I will live through it, and if we will want to. Terrifying and unflinching.

    Still, not to be missed.

    April 12, 2003

    (m)emetic

    Sure, it's memetic, and as I've mentioned before, deliberate meme-propagation makes my sphincter itch, but it's a (marginally) interesting idea, this bloggo-pollo-zeitgeistical stuff. A little penicillin'll clear that up, yeah?

    Blogpoll : Have your say -- The War on Iraq

    Also : Current results - strongly against, at the moment.

    April 8, 2003

    Lost

    Lostintransit.org is a new site written by expatriates of which I've been asked to be a part, and for which I look forward with great anticipation to writing faux-intolerant screeds about Korea (and other Lovely and Welcoming Exotic Locales).

    Once I get this pickaxe out of my forehead, that is.

    An interesting and diverse group of people there, nicely rounded out by the presence of some Miraculous Poultry, if I do say so myself...

    April 2, 2003

    Worth The Time

    I've been casting my nets a little wider today, looking for some meaty and delicious commentary on The War on Terra Iraq Everyone, and found this weblog. Thought I'd share, as I'd never run across it before.

    Well worth reading, whatever your take on the dark days in which we find ourselves.

    April 1, 2003

    The filters! The fillllters!

    Kittenfilter. SportsFilter. FreeFilter. Musicfilter.
    BookFilter. MetaPhilter. GamesFilter. MojoFilter. phpilfer. Warfilter. Geekfilter. Humorfilter.

    MetafilterFilter

    March 28, 2003

    Do This Now

    Feeling a need to feel like a kid again, if only for a few minutes? Do this now!

    [...]

    Do the Celestial Crawl

    On a cloudless warm night, walk around until you can put a nearby building or tree very close to a bright star in the eastern sky. Now lay on the ground and move yourself until the corner of the building or the top of the tree just BARELY covers that star. Wait a moment. The star will reappear. Wiggle along to cover up the star again. It reappears. Keep wiggling along. (Um... notice that the entire Earth is rotating beneath you?)

    Gleeking

    Yawn. (no, REALLY yawn), then immediately curl your tongue backwards and force it against the roof of your mouth. The saliva glands under your tongue will squirt like a squirtgun! You can only squirt once or twice before another yawn is required. Also works while eating (or sucking on hard candy.) Practice this in front of a mirror until you can slightly part your lips and silently hit a target with deadly accuracy. Hey! Is it raining in here?

    Burst of flavor

    While reading, eat something. Notice that the flavor vanishes as soon as you get involved with the story you're reading? Now concentrate on your mouth, and the flavor explodes into reality. By concentrating on the text or on your mouth, you can make the flavor flash on and off. WEIRD!

    Finger of PAIN

    After getting out of the car, quickly touch one of your passengers. Snap! Why waste a good "zap" on the car door? (If you don't enjoy sparks, then use the car keys to touch your passenger. The shock still occurs, but YOU won't feel it!)

    Visible Touch

    Look to the left, close your eyes, then touch the rightmost edge of your right eyeball with a fingertip. (Push gently on your eyelid, don't touch the eye itself!) Wiggle your finger up and down. See anything off to the left? That's the "image" of your fingertip, but the retina of your eye is feeling it, not seeing it. Move your finger UP, and the black/silver splotch moves DOWN. Use two fingertips, and you see two splotches. This is the realm where touching meets seeing.

    Restaurant Super-candle

    ...with a foot-high flame. While in a restaurant, tear off a bit of a napkin or other paper, and twiddle it into a little rod the thickness of a pencil lead. Dip both ends into the liquid candle wax so the whole thing is wetted, then wait for it to harden (or chill it in your drink.) Carefully jab this hard wax rod into the top of the candle so it becomes a second wick. Tilt the candle to expose this extra wick to flame. Now REPEAT THE PROCESS! Five wicks create a tall flame like a blow torch which makes a soft roaring noise.

    Tube of Boob

    Tune your TV to a blank station and adjust it for good "snow". Stare into the snow. Imagine the number "3", and it will appear as a 3-shaped flickering. But then it will start to slowly rotate. Mentally erase the 3, then imagine a horizontal line. It appears, but it won't stay still, it wants to drift and rotate. Make it shrink and vanish. Keep staring, and soon the snow will smoothly ripple, as if you were looking through the distorting water of complicated waves in a swimming pool. Think of more stuff to create. Who says that watching TV for hours isn't worthwhile?!

    [more...]

    March 21, 2003

    Killing For Fun And Profit

    Let us hope that Saddam is gone by the end of next month — and George W. Bush by the end of next year.

    Don't idealise the soldiers fighting this unjust war.

    Giant dildos.

    March 2, 2003

    Orwelliana

    via boingboing, a library of George Orwell's work, online.

    Things like this make me happy.

    February 14, 2003

    Joe Frank

    I'd never heard of this guy before today, but trust me, [this is good].

    "The world of Joe Frank is a wildly entertaining surrealistic universe...hilarious, unsettling, zany, powerful, moving and perhaps the most unique, inventive and effective use of radio since Orson Welles convinced much of America that there was a "War of the Worlds."

    [via Boing Boing]

    February 10, 2003

    Pointing

    It's strange, but at precisely the same moment as I'm pointing to this


    I have this eerie and slightly unpleasant feeling that some ex-girlfriend of mine somewhere is pointing to this

    It's a world wide web! Neat!

    February 8, 2003

    I keep doing this...

    I keep linking to Fishrush, because I love it. You know, in a manly way.

    It's a floor wax and a dessert topping, and can be enjoyed equally with either spoon or fork. And it makes me laugh, which in these dark times is a be-yoo-tiful thing.

    Wanderings

    This guy's on a trip around the planet, and his travel diaries (full of the tales like this latest of difficult defecations, hiking hardships, and all manner of mad and unpleasant things one puts oneself through on a daily basis when backpacking around the world) make me feel like hitting the road again.

    Also : "lots of nice pictures too, including penis gourds and big stone penises at a fertility temple, the big jars of Laos, the big heads of Easter Island, dog eating and dried llama foetuses."

    Domesticity is wearisome, some days. Particularly on those days you find yourself bickering with your spouse about everything and nothing. Oh, to be sh-tting in a trench latrine with snowflakes swirling around your tender bits on the side of a mountain somewhere...

    February 5, 2003

    Hey

    Hey, while I'm at it, Exploding Dog is really good and stuff, too. But you probably already knew that.

    I could learn to like this linking without the commentary schtick... Emptybottle Lite! Now with even more sh-t that you don't care about!

    February 4, 2003

    American Pictures

    Occasionally I find stuff that I want to share, and this almost resembles a weblog for a minute or two.

    Go look at some American pictures, if you're so inclined. I don't know a damn thing about photography, but I know what I like.

    February 2, 2003

    Dynamics

    Like quonsar said, not necessarily Metafilter at it's best, but certainly at it's most interesting, in some ways. When the WTC was hit, when the bomb went off in Bali, and today, to offer some examples : all have been moments when it was fascinating to read the raw responses of people to tragedy, to watch how the community dealt with it, to see the both the maudlin sentimentality and the black humour, the heartfelt grief and the political opportunism, the whole sweep of emotion that folks feel when they are hammered by unexpected loss, all packaged up in one neat blue thread.

    January 25, 2003

    Happy Happy


    Go pass on some felicitations
    to one of the good ones, won't you? Happy Birthday, Jonathon, ya bastard†!






    † Aussie-style camaraderie. Use only as directed. Void where prohibited by law.

    January 20, 2003

    Scraping the Resin

    Dong! Resin! Speaks!

    [May not be suitable for children. Void where prohibited by law. Do not operate heavy machinery while taking dong_resin.]

    Also : ARE WAR PROTESTS UNPATRIOTIC?

    I voted yes, yes it is unpatriotic to protest against killing, just 'cause I like to play the irredeemable asshole. Apparently about a thousand other wacky funsters had voted the same way. Oh those effervescent yanks, full of happy hijinks. God bless 'em, eh?

    When I actually tried to leave a comment about how patently undemocratic (if predictable) the very implications of posing a question like that were, I got this :

    CDO.Message.1 error '80070005' Access is denied. /m/inc/std.inc, line 433

    That's about right.

    Hurt

    'Hurt' : Johnny Cash covering NIN. Gorgeous. Quicktime, 42 Mb.

    [via MeFi]

    January 15, 2003

    Ginsbergery

    In the comments attached to this post (made while feeling no pain whatsoever last night, but I'm a great believer in blogging verité, so it stands), fellow 9622.net monkeyshiner readymade links to a Real Life Tale of beat poet encounters, drugs, and nudity. Some of my favorite things, those. Hooray! Go, read!

    August 22, 2002

    Essential

    If for some reason you're not reading cursor.org each and every ever-lovin' day, well, I respectfully recommend that you start. Knowledge is power. Stoke the fires of your righteous resentment, then get the heck out there and try and make a difference, you big silly, you!

    Or not. It's your call. I'm just sayin'.

    Also, this, I like.

    Since the FBI warning is unnecessary to honest citizens and is ineffective in thwarting thieves, that means that last year the FBI stole 4,266,444 hours from American citizens. Assuming an average (don't ask which type of average) salary of $50,000 in the US, that means the FBI stole $106,661,111.11 in lost productivity just from videotape viewers. [more...]

    And : I want one of these. I'd love to see peoples' faces as I arachno-commute to the university every morning driving that sucker... Almost enough to make me want to move back to my sh-tty little logging-industry hometown. Almost.

    August 19, 2002

    Today's MeFi Gold

    Today's Metafilter must-read : cultural relativism and Lisbon architecture, amongst other things.

    Edit : Also, I finally managed to articulate what annoys me about conversations about 'blogging and journalism'. My usual Philosophy 101 maunderings, and I may well be talking crap, as usual, but I think it makes some sense.

    August 11, 2002

    Perspective

    Some of this, in a glass, with some soda.

    Watch them be born, watch them die.

    Repeat as necessary.

    August 1, 2002

    This could be fun...

    It reminds me, at this early stage, of a hardboiled Chandleresque quantum-physics detective novel (yeah, before Dirk Gently) that me and a couple of guys I lived with in university were writing (and erasing) in installments on the messageboard of my dorm room. That was fun, and so is this.

    But I had no idea what to do with Bea Arthur suddenly appearing...

    July 31, 2002

    The Nightmare is Over

    Via robot wisdom, this prophetic bit of japery from January 2001. One of those 'tears of laughter or just tears?' kinda things.

    Ghost in the Machine

    Is BurningBird back? Sorta, kinda, and this makes me happy all out of proportion to what I might have expected. There's been a disconcerting Shelley-shaped hole in the neighbourhood of late. She asks "Just how real is all of this?" and I haven't really got an answer for that. The first thing that pops into my mind (the first thing being what I usually go with, as you're probably aware if you've been reading my crap for any length of time) : "f--k art, let's dance!"

    (I don't know if Shelley is still working on ThreadNeedle, but if she is, here are some very cool blogthread visualization ideas that someone geekier and smarter than myself might like to investigate.

    I've been thinking about and researching this a bit today after following David's pointer to Jon.

    Have a look at PeopleGarden and WebFan. I find WebFan in particular very intuitive.

    The projects at the MIT Social Media Group site are also interesting.

    And Warren Sack's Conversation Map Interface for Very Large Scale Conversations is working again on the sample Usenet data, since the last time I checked. Amazing work. )

    July 26, 2002

    The First AI Blog

    This blog is written by a bot named HAL, a bot that has been infused exclusively with the collected lexical wisdom of the SA Goons. I like it, and I think it may well be the first-ever weblog written by a non-human.

    But I think Shelley might have something when she talks about this weblogging thing getting a little over-ripe.

    July 25, 2002

    Suit Up!

    This strikes me as what text-entry will be like when we get those headgear-and-gauntlet cyberspace rigs that movies keep telling us we're gonna have any time now.

    Very freaking cool. And you can download it!

    [via sylloge]

    Edit : It took my like a minute to 'type' 'Holy Bugsh-t', but man I had fun doing it, and I can see how practice would bring your speed way up. Once again - freaking cool.

    July 20, 2002

    Link Dump

    Item The First : the tribulations of being a porn-vid store clerk. "Apparently in the old days it was different - no security cameras and longer dead spells. My manager used to clerk then, and she said that having to clean come out of the corners and off the walls was pretty routine."
    [Edit : MeFi discussion here.]

    Item The Next : Would it be a bad thing for me to secretly hope that this guy actually is Christ Returned?

    Some Other Items : It’s like they aren’t even trying to pretend anymore.

    "Bush's job approval rating stands at 72 percent, virtually unchanged from a month ago. An equally large proportion of people still view the president as honest and trustworthy..."

    "And this, basically, is the story of the spectacular unfairness with which moneymaking opportunities are lavished on the politically connected. It is the story of a man who has been rewarded for repeated failures by having money shot at him through a fire hose. It is the story of a man who talks with a straight face about having "earned" a fortune of tens of millions of dollars, without having ever done an honest day’s work in his life. "

    And now for something completely different : Listen to the 'bottle (or any other web page). No, seriously. I was hoping I'd sound a bit more like, you know, Motorhead or something, but this is pretty cool anyway.

    July 16, 2002

    Weblog lovin'

    I don't normally do stuff like this, but I reckon it would be a Good Thing™ to stop by BurningBird's place and give her a little of that downhome weblog-lovin'. If we really are a community (and the recent outpouring of goodwill for Marek and Rageboy in their various hours of need would indicate to me that we are), then when someone is feeling like sh-t, I think it's the right thing to do to go tell 'em some dirty jokes or something.

    Scoot!

    July 15, 2002

    Oxford Internet Institute

    Oxford Internet Institute :

    The Oxford Internet Institute (OII) is the world’s first truly multidisciplinary Internet institute based in a major university. Exclusively devoted to the study of the impact of the Internet on society, the OII aims to put Oxford, the UK and Europe at the centre of debates about how the Internet could and should develop.

    A big buncha UBlog wannabes, these folks. Who the hell's ever heard of Oxford?

    July 14, 2002

    Marek

    Marek is unwell - leave your best wishes for his speedy recovery here. Get well soon, you crazy bastard!

    July 10, 2002

    Worth Reading

    I'm not sure if it's fiction or memoir, but this piece from Catfish on the Table, a blog I recently found though my recent referrers gizmos down in the righthand sidebar, is well worth your time. Puts me in mind of the memoirs of Frank McCourt, and as well written, 'tis.

    Also : "Have you ever tried to get into a girl's pants when her main intellectual influence is Steinbeck?" Mad, hilarious, brilliant sh-t from Alex.

    July 9, 2002

    Garbage

    Joey (aka the Mighty Accordian Guy) has some pics of the fallout (literally) from the garbage strike in Toronto.

    T.O. trash pile courtesy of Accordionguy

    I empathize, cap'n. This is the way my neighbourhood looks all the time. Lovely Bugok, vacationland of the rich and famous. Damn right I'm angry.

    Some amusing crap

    Here's some amusing crap old and new to divert your attention from the fact that WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

    No, really.

    Scrollbar racing.

    A brief history of the codpiece. (I tried to start a fashion trend (being the trendmonger I am and always have been *snort*) when I was in university to Bring Back the Codpiece. It failed.)

    WebCollage: Exterminate All Rational Thought

    The power and the beauty of Crazy Drunk Guy. Have you accepted Crazy Drunk Guy as your Personal Saviour?

    Hope you enjoyed that. I sure as heck did.

    July 3, 2002

    Grooviness Potential

    The sheer grooviness potential of this plus this makes my bits tingle.

    Trippy

    Via Mefi, [this is good] for blowing the carbon out of the old mental valves.

    June 30, 2002

    Trackbackingizer

    Go say hi to Shelley. Why? 'cause.

    June 26, 2002

    I've said it before...

    ..and I'll say it again : fishrush is a place or an idea or a condition or possibly an affliction where fast fish slow down, or slow fish speed up, or some goddamn thing or other, and I don't claim to understand what the hell is going on, but I tells ya, I sez to ya : I like it.

    Just a reminder

    The discussion about 'Thread The Needle', a tool to enable tracking of interblog conversations being built by Shelley Powers (aka Burningbird) continues here, and the discussion is an interesting one indeed.

    Your two bits are requested.

    [Further to this.]

    June 22, 2002

    You reckon?

    "How weblogs straddle personal and social spaces and the potential implications for developing new communities."

    Tom from Plasticbag.org says some pretty cool stuff about some things. Powerpoint, 2.8 Mb. (That's funny, isn't it? I wonder who the presentees were...)

    Anyway, a quote :

    The best, the strongest, the most creative communities can emerge out of the interconnected nature of individual spaces.

    Making great communities is about celebrating the individuals within them - giving them spaces that they can use to show off their creativity and passions…

    And in return these individuals will themselves build a vibrant, creative and passionate community…

    No argument here.

    June 18, 2002

    Not strictly legal...

    ...so don't tell anyone, OK? But this is incredibly cool, particularly for someone, like myself, who has to ride the subway for 90 minutes to get to the nearest English bookstore...

    [via wood s lot]

    Dahmer Comix

    Via this MeFi thread, this is gripping. I just don't know if it's fiction or not. A lot of groovy stuff here and here.

    June 15, 2002

    Is it safe? Is it safe?

    I am way keen to see Shelley's new project in action - I've maundered and pondered and arm-waved about something like this for ages (which in blogspace years is about 15 minutes, but still).

    I hope she won't mind me referring to it as The Hot Needle of Inquiry, though.

    June 10, 2002

    Blogroots is live

    I hope this turns out to be as interesting as I hope it will be. I'm not sure how it is meant to tie into the book, and I would be very disappointed if it has been created as a promotional tool.

    But, given the healthy lack of obsession with commercialism and the teen spirit evinced by the folks in charge, as far as I've seen, anyway, I suspect this will not be the case. I've been checking damn near daily to see what blogroots was going to be since I first heard about it, and I just found out it was up and running from a Metatalk post.

    *sigh*

    Ah well, I'm happy to have a new place to drone on endlessly about my ever-so-important ideas! Whee! Go go gadget codebase!

    Repoland

    "RepoLand.

    This is my work, my words, the years slamming the lines down hard as concrete hitting the pillow. After all the books, the chapbooks, the magazines…this is where I want the words to be.

    Free. Accessible. In front of your face.

    Rather than the lag time of a book – which is always a couple years – my stuff will be here within hours of being written. It’s "Smash Or Trash."

    This is the new small magazine, the new small press – your eyes will make it happen or disappear.

    Oh yeah. I like that.

    There is more on this site than any two of my books. I like the immediacy – you want it, you got it. Or. One click & you’re out of my world.

    But I’d rather you hang on.

    Fill up an ashtray."

    I like this.

    Go, little fishy!

    Fishrush is always doing interesting and amusing things. This is pretty super-cool, I reckon. Expect imitations, but accept no substitute!

    June 9, 2002

    As they say in the movies : Holy sh1t!

    This app is, hands-down, about the most amazing thing I've seen this week. Broadband seems to be a prerequisite, but if you've got a fat pipe, download the demo and have a look.

    Holy sh-t.

    June 7, 2002

    Some Goodies

    With thanks to Lia, the Queen of Manila, these two cool things :

    Friend snarkout goes off all erudite and produces a fine and fascinating essay about Korea and brainwashing America's understanding of the war that puts me to shame.

    "The Ultimate and Authoritative Guide to Life in Korea, as Gleaned from About a Dozen Recent Popular Movies."

    June 6, 2002

    Modern Living and More

    Very clever, very interesting, very short animations at hoogerbrugge.com : two of my favorites are Modern Living #74 and #79, but there are too many slightly bent little pieces of dream-logic art here to point to just a few. Go browse around.

    Go on, now.

    Shoo!

    June 3, 2002

    Shaving it down to the essentials

    Mark Fiore. Good.

    June 2, 2002

    Trail Mix