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September 20, 2007

LOLifornication

I've been downloading and cycloptically watching the new series Californication because a) I quite like David Duchovny b) he plays a hard-drinking writer c) the pilot episode was so chickablock with prettily wobbling breastflesh that, well, how could I say no?

Since then, sadly, the per-episode count of nipples'n'bottoms has dropped precipitously, perhaps because Australian grannies spit the proverbial dummy, and they want to play nice. Or it was just a cynical attention-grab ploy. So it goes. The series hasn't lived up to the promise of the pilot, but it's something to play up in the corner of my monitor while I'm metafiltering or fiddling with design stuff. Lets me vicariously be that guy that I'd already tired of actually being by the time I was 30, but who I still miss, sometimes, a bit.

Anyway, all that's preliminary to a plot thread from a couple of episodes ago that left me scratching my head a little, wondering if either I was out of touch with what's actually happening to the language in America, or if the writers are.

See, Duchovny, playing boozehound and improbably-lucky-with-the-ladies author Hank Moody, is impelled into spasms of disgust and despair at the decline of Culture (the backstory being that he is blocked, thus drunk, and whoring himself out to a corporate blog for cash) when one of his recent conquests actually says 'LOL' out loud. In, if I recall correctly, barefaced unironic response to some bon mot he comes out with in the sack.

Do people actually say LOL now? Out loud? (And by people, I mean, you know, adults.) Do kids even do it? Am I that old?

See, the thing is, I'm almost willing to believe it, because listening to the quite entertaining Totally Rad Show podcast the other day, Alex, whose giddy wordplay I usually enjoy, came out with '[Name of somebody] FTW!'

FTW means 'for the win', for those of you even crustier and more clued-out than I.

But he didn't actually say 'for the win!', he said 'FTW!' 'For the win' has three syllables, even after a dozen beers. 'FTW' has five. The combination of vowels and consonants are bumpier and harder to say. It just doesn't make any goddamn sense.

WHAT DID YOU SAY MY CATS ARE NOT FREEBALLING GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN YOU KIDS WHO TOOK MY MEDICINE OH MY ACHING BUNIONS

I don't know. I guess I'll just go and have a nice glass of Metamucil or something.

[Update: I'd just like to say that after watching the first season that that Californication show is pretty much crap, with only sporadic flashes of brilliance. I've got to guess it's either written by committee or by dartboard, because it veers from well-written to laughably bad, seemingly at random. Too bad.]

December 25, 2006

Freedom In Peril (and pass the ammo)

OK, it's Christmas, and although we are taught that at Christmas our thoughts should turn to peace, love and brotherhood among men (and presumably sisterhood among women, and siblinghood amongst those of differing genders), mine tend to turn pretty quickly from all that lovely and uplifting feel-good window-dressing to righteous anger, antagonism towards hypocrisy, and a big boat of greasy schadenfreude gravy.

Traditionally, it has always been America that has given me the greatest educational opportunities to compare and contrast, seasonal or otherwise. These days Korea can be nearly as amusing, but it's still the good ol' US of A that always comes through; it never disappoints in the mindboggling bullshit department.

So in that spirit of angry Xmas wonderchickens past, present and future, I offer you this uplifting publication (pdf, 4Mb) from The National Rifle Association, which I just found today courtesy of a Site That Cannot Be Named. Freedom, they say, is in Peril.

I agree, if not for the reasons these people suggest.

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Peace, friends. Sleep well.

Update: This is all over the place today, which is yesterday my time, or something like that. That's what I get for trying to be timely. Also, one year ago on Metafilter.


May 3, 2006

The Solution To A Midlife Crisis

Greg Knauss, who is one of my favorite writers-on-the-web, has started up again. Years ago I remember being pointed to his site, which was closed at the time, and ending up reading reading through most of the archives in one sitting. If you haven't read his stuff before, well, you'd damn well better start now.

Here's a taste:

What do I want to do with my life?


That's easy -- or, rather, it's easy to answer. I want to create something, build something, make something, with my hands and my brain and whatever tiny bit of passion I can muster. It doesn't even matter what, really: cool things; fun things; interesting things; silly or stupid things. Things that make other people happy, or amused, or enraged, or some goddamned way other than what they were when they came in. Things that get a reaction, that have some sort of meaning, to me and to others. I want to exercise my creativity in ways that corporate and familial responsibilties don't offer. I love my family and like my company, but they both need me to be solid and predictable and reliable. I want to be that, of course, but more, too. I want to do something.

Comparing and contrasting with this recent post from Dave Winer, which I marked 'Keep New' in Bloglines because it annoyed the piss out of me for some reason, and I wanted to keep poking repeatedly myself in the eye with that stick until something useful came out of it, may help you to see where I'm coming from, here.

When bloggers get together, the topic of every session drifts into "How do we make money doing this" no matter what the original topic was. It's the same way with artists. It's so funny, because bloggers don't do it for money, and no matter how you try, the discussion never actually uncovers any ways to make money, it's just about how we need to discuss how to make money.

Share and enjoy.

March 21, 2006

Freedom's Just Another Word

I have Adam Greenfield (whose recent book I still haven't read, in part because I've re-immersed myself waist-deep a couple of decades since last time in Gene Wolfe's richly rewarding Book of the New Sun) and coffee to thank for kickstarting me into thinking about some of the ideas I threatened to write about here. For some more background, Anne Galloway has a working bib(?)liography here, if you're interested in the subject. I haven't read any of that stuff, I'm just pointing to it in case, unlike me, you like to be informed before you gas up and start running your mouth down to the riverbank.

In his speech at Etech, Bruce Sterling militated against the idea that trying to settle on a name for a node and nexus of emerging ideas -- theory objects, which he describes as 'idea[s] which [are] not just a mental idea or a word, but a cloud of associated commentary and data, that can be passed around from mouse to mouse, and linked-to [...] a concept that's accreting attention, and generating visible, searchable, rankable, trackable trails of attention' -- is necessarily a good thing.

After admiring Adam's (and I merely assume without force of authority or any research at all that it's actually his coinage) euphonious term 'everyware', he goes on to say

Adam Greenfield is trying to speak and think very clearly, and to avoid internecine definitional struggles. As a literary guy, though, I think these definitional struggles are a positive force for good. It's a sign of creative health to be bogged down in internecine definitional struggles. It means we have escaped a previous definitional box. For a technologist, the bog is a rather bad place, because it makes it harder to sell the product. In literature, the bog of definitional struggle is the most fertile area. That is what literature IS, in some sense: it's taming reality with words. Literature means that we are trying to use words to figure out what things mean, and how we should feel about that.

So don't destroy the verbal wetlands just because you really like optimized superhighways. New Orleans lost a lot of its mud and wetlands. Eventually, the storm-water rushed in, found no nice mud to bog down in, and came straight up over the levees.

There is no permanent victory condition in language. You can't make a word that is like a steel gear.

Adam pushes back, saying "But the naming of things is a matter of primary importance [...] ...people have always understood the power of names, and of naming - that naming things is a way to shape reality. This is one big reason why an Internet of Things is a problematic notion to me."

There's all sorts of rich veins to be (data-)mined here. Let me give it a wonderchicken once-over.

Bruce is right to say with qualification that in some sense, literature is taming reality with words. Hell, everything that everyone could possibly say about art is true, because 'art' itself has become a term so diffuse that we can defensibly apply it to any human activity. We've both gained and lost something through that, and depending on how your daddy treated you (that is to say, whether your mind is of a 'conservative' cast or not), the process has been one of either evolution or erosion. Both can be equally true, simultaneously, and are, I think.

But I think the sense in which Bruce is right is a very limited one -- the reality that is 'tamed' by the writer is not the objective one that is some approximation of what Is and what we acknowledge to exist through spoken or unspoken consensus, it's the writer's own reality. To what extent that subjective reality overlaps with or canbe superimposed on that of the reader, and to what extent the work then has meaning to the reader, is a function of the writer's skill, perhaps.

When the theory object is named, variously and haphazardly, through both the work of someone mining the literary vein, and through "the contentiousness and the definitional struggles [....] associated with those viewpoints, institutions, funding sources, and dominant personalities" reality is not being tamed, though. Taming is not naming, and neither, as we'll see Adam Greenfield suggest, I think, is naming taming.

Bruce says "the words are the signifiers for a clash of sensibilities that really need to clash," and that, I can agree with. Without conflict, the story goes nowhere, and bores the tits off of all of us.

Now that's all probably old ground in literary theory or something, except maybe for the tits part. I've never studied it, and this is just my butt talking, as usual. Anyway, onwards!

Bruce then makes a leap that I can't follow from "There is no permanent victory condition in language. You can't make a word that is like a steel gear" to

What's the victory condition? It's the reaction of the public. It starts like this: "I've got no idea what he's talking about." Then it goes straight and smoothly through to "Good Lord, not that again, that's the most boring, everyday thing in the world." That's the victory. To make completely new words and concepts that become obvious, everyday and boring.

He gets there by way of acknowledging that his neologism 'spime'

is a verbal framing device. It's an attention pointer. I call them "spimes," not because I necessarily expect that coinage to stick, but because I need a single-syllable noun to call attention to the shocking prospect of things that are plannable, trackable, findable, recyclable, uniquely identified and that generate histories.

I also wanted the word to be Google-able. If you Google the word "spime," you find a small company called Spime, and a song by a rock star, but most of the online commentary about spimes necessarily centers around this new idea, because it's a new word and also a new tag.

So, if I've got this right, he's saying that there is a 'victory condition' in language, which is that a neologism or new phrase to describe some emergent theory object becomes 'obvious, everyday, and boring', but that there is no permanent 'victory condition' -- "you can't make a word that is like a steel gear."

Juxtaposing these two quotes would appear to me to reduce what he's saying to the idea that language is constantly changing, which is, it must be said, trivially true. And it smells a little like an excuse for coming up with a crappy word like 'spime', which reminds me of SpumCo, a felicitious mental href, but probably not the one intended. In this case, the Author's done a piss-poor job of taming his reality with words and handing it off, to me, at least. But I'm more than willing to cut him some slack, because he does kick a fair degree of ideational ass.

I'm not going to be able to go all the way down the path to the riverbank with Adam either, though, because, while Bruce seems to be proposing (on this admittedly minor point) the trivial conclusion that language mutates constantly but First Logos Movers Get Mindshare (or second movers, pace Winer), Adam seems to place inordinate importance on the 'rightness' of names for things, although his focus is outwards. He looks at the spectre (or boon) of a bit-chirping silent cacophany of embedded-arphid objects interpenetrating our daily lives and rightly suggests that calling it an 'internet of things' leaves out the whole reason that it might be called into existence - us.

Well, again, I think he's right and wrong. There is no such thing as the right word or phrase, or the Best One. That would not even be true if there were only one language our species shared. There is the one that wins, and it is true -- and I think both Adam and Bruce would agree with this -- that whatever word or phrase achieves that temporary victory condition will shape both our thinking and attitudes about the element of our loosely-joined consensus reality to which that word or phrase points. Now and in future. This can be a bad thing, or a good one, or both. Bruce talks in his speech about the cerebral fallout from out adoption of the word 'computer', and he's bang on in his discussion of it, as is Adam when he says "people have always understood the power of names, and of naming - that naming things is a way to shape reality." Even though they're paddling their canoes in slightly different directions.

Words are poor things, but they have power. But there is no best, just as there is no 'best writer', for reasons I talked about up there a ways.

Right then. This leads me out of the vale of words to the Thing Itself, and I thank Adam for helping to crystallize the ideas that fill me with some fear and not a little loathing for an 'internet of things' (or whatever the hell you want to call it).

That, again, is this: an 'internet of things' leaves out the whole reason that it might be called into existence - us.

Adam describes it this way: "Things may well have autonomous meaning in and of themselves, but my primary allegiance has to be to the meaning that things derive as a consequence of their use by human beings."

This is right and true, and reaches far deeper than language to touch the core of how we experience and shape our experiences of whatever external reality may actually be. A rock becomes a 'chair' when we use it as such. A plant becomes a 'drug' or a 'food' when we use it in certain ways. A child makes a concave object out of clay in his art class, but his father may not know it's an 'ashtray' until he is told that is the intended function. I date myself with that example. Ah well.

You can guess that I actually go further than Adam, maybe, if you've managed to follow along this far. I am inclined to believe that the idea that 'things may well have autonomous meaning in and of themselves' to be contradictory to the meaning of the word 'meaning'.

Which is all a little too much, no doubt, and the coffee is wearing off, so I'd better get to the bridge.

Here's the meat, finally: an 'internet of things' can serve us -- individuals -- about as much as it references us, which is 'not at all', or perhaps at best 'not much at all'. Yeah, sure, I'll be able to find some useless crap that went missing in my 800 square foot apartment (whose front door sends a ping and a doorshot jpeg to the local police each time it's opened and closed), shit that I probably lost because I didn't need it in the first place, but was brainfellated into buying by some stealth guerilla-marketing asshole in a miniskirt at the bar the night before. Sure, my fridge'll be able to talk to the food packages, or note their absence, and talk to the grocery store to order more, and the packages'll be able to talk to the stove so my cooking gets better, and my doctor'll be able to subscribe to my fridge's RSS feed and know that I've been eating too many goddamn eggs again and text-message instructions to my microwave oven, or whatever gleaming Jetsons future you can spin out of the coming welter of ubiquitous data. There might be some benefits for those of us who like the idea of being part of the hive.

But what small good I might see in our daily lives I see dwarfed by the massive benefits that would accrue to the Usual Suspects in that future world -- governments and corporations, our employers and our creditors, our health-care providers and law-enforcement agencies.

Here's today: if you live in London, you get photographed an average of 300 times a day going about your daily business. If you live in America, you can be wiretapped without warrant on the thinnest of pretenses. Data about where you spend your money and who you talk to is available for a price, and a mighty low one. If you live in Korea, the government can get records of text messages you've sent on your mobile phone, just because the want it, and then send you a text message to tell you you've been indicted. Search engines hand over their records when asked. ISPs rollover for the RIAA and MPAA as a matter of course. Use a credit card and leave a snailtrail of your cashfree life in the databases, and you can't do much without picture ID, including travel domestically. Total Information Awareness didn't go away, it was just rebranded.

The forces that created this kind of culture are the same ones pushing this technology out, because they have the most to gain. You know, the invisible hand of the market and all that. These are the same forces that made barcodes ubiquitous, and Bruce, at least, is of the opinion that RFID-tagged objects will achieve the same universal penetration of our daily lives in a few decades, profligately pouring out their data all the while. The volume of human data now is a stream of bat's piss compared to the dataAmazon™ our internet-of-things ubiquitous arphids will push out. And then? Our ability to get lost -- not just our things, but our selves -- disappears in a wireless byteburst. When we live immersed in a thunderous and silent torrent of raw data generated by everything we touch, so ready for mining, will there be anything we do that is not recorded in some way? There's no sacrifice involved for the companies and the governments; pretty clearly there's opportunity for a massive payoff in their abilities to sell to us, to monitor us, to datamine ever cleverer ways to give us what we want, and to keep us in line. Edward Bernays would be pitching a pants-tent over this stuff. Are we prepared to sacrifice what little remains of our ability to be free autonomous actors for the minor gains we might see as individuals? Me, I say 'f--k, no'.

That's all a little orwellian-apocalyptic, I know. But the future we're talking about looks like a corporatist dictatorship-by-the-advertariat stealth-totalitarian wet dream. And it's the kind of dystopia writers in Bruce Sterling's tradition have warned us about, over and over again. I'm a little confused at his apparent enthusiasm for it.

We could go blackhat and hack it, those of us with the skills and the will, of course, like Paul Ford suggested a long time back, about something related-but-different

The cultural future of the Semantic Web is a tricky one. Privacy is a huge concern, but too much privacy is unnerving. Remember those taxonomies? Well, a group of people out of the Cayman Islands came up with a “ghost taxonomy” - a thesaurus that seemed to be a listing of interconnected yacht parts for a specific brand of yacht, but in truth the yacht-building company never existed except on paper - it was a front for a money-laundering organization with ties to arms and drug smuggling. When someone said “rigging” they meant high powered automatic rifles. Sailcloth was cocaine. And an engine was weapons-grade plutonium.

but that would take too much damn energy.

I'm willing to be schooled to the contrary, but I don't see much light at the end of this particular tunnel.


March 14, 2006

Blogjects and Thinglinks and Spimes, Oh My!

Writer of some excellence Bruce Sterling gave a talk at Emerging Technology 2006, and the transcript of it is here. I think he's coyote-into-the-brick-wall wrong about many of the things he has to say, and he sucks pretty badly at inventing neologisms, but it's fascinating to watch the arc and spatter of the fountain of ideas he throws off, and there's light there, aplenty. About his ideas, more, later, maybe, when my brain has time to percolate for a while. Perhaps it's just that the future he describes isn't one in which I have a whole hell of a lot of desire to live.

Then again the present is not one I'm all that thrilled with, either.

Anyway, one of the reasons I found it interesting, beyond the thoughtprovoking superball boing! of his ideas, is that if you squint and tilt your head the right way, he's exploring the opposite end of the teeter-totter from the one I perched on here, recently. That I mentioned Neal Stephenson and William Gibson in that post, and that Bruce completes with them a neat authorial trio in my mind, is just a pleasant serendipity.

Not only that, but he mentions my net.friend Adam Greenfield, and Adam's new book 'Everyware', which I am pleased to recommend highly even though I haven't actually read it yet (but will, by god, soon).

February 26, 2006

The Stavrossian Accord

Whiskey, cocaine and hookers! Announcing the Stavrossian Accord™, an alternative to the SFcompact. The SFcompact made a small but measurable ripple in the text torrent recently. Compacters vow to eschew purchasing anything new other than food, health products and underwear for a year. Secondhand, though, that's OK. Poor folks are going to suffer for their ideals, aren't they?

Accordians, on the other hand, are expected not only to stop wearing underwear entirely, but to spend money on nothing other than whiskey, cocaine and hookers for a year. New or used, it's all good. And to do it, wherever possible, with stolen money.

It may seem a bit mean to make fun of a group of people whose hearts are, when it comes down to it, in the right place. Making an 'accord' and announcing it to the world, though, seems a little ripe for mockery. Particularly when some of the participants are marketers themselves.

Sarah Pelmas, a dean at University High School in San Francisco and one of the original Compacters, said she's amazed at the extreme responses the Compact has provoked. "People seem very threatened by it," she said. "But people all over the world live this way all the time. It's not like it's some revolutionary, or even consistent, thing we're doing. But I have been furiously questioned by some people about it -- one person said, 'I bet you still buy gas.' "

That sort of response is exactly why the Compact is needed, Perry said.

"If it's national news when a small group of professionals decide not to buy anything new, and it bothers people so much, it really speaks to how deep we are into consumerism in this country," he said.

Penetrating insight. I'd venture that people aren't bothered (or, god knows, threatened) by a cadre of self-absorbed assclowns forming a support-group tribe because they're watery-bowelled at the daunting prospect of not actually buying all that unnecessary crap (or *shudder* buying it secondhand), so much as they're amused. It doesn't 'speak to how deep [Americans] are into consumerism', it tells us that there are at least some folks left who know shit from shinola.

Me, I haven't bought any underwear for 5 years.

Join the Stavrossian Accord™. It might not save the world, but not buying a new iPod every six months wasn't going to do that anyway.

February 20, 2006

News The Wonderchicken Way

Scott Reynen has created a Greasemonkey script to automate the "...which is completely idiotic" media game I invented a little while back. How cool is that?

Now anyone Mozillafied can experience news the wonderchicken way, and Scott has helped our fine organisation to further propagate the principles it holds dear. Bless you, Scott. Deep in your nougaty centre, you are also miraculous poultry!

March 5, 2004

The Other Friday Five #2 : Electric Boogaloo

Yes, I actually remembered something from one week to the next, it's Friday in Korea, and so it's time for another pulse-pounding, axle-snapping, gear-grinding installment of the Other Friday Five. So here are some personal websites of which you may or many not be aware, but you should be, by golly, if you're not. A mixed bag this time, with a little something for everyone. Line on the left, one cross each.

Share and Enjoy.

Bonus link : All this blog-reading I've been able to do lately has been entirely thanks to the most excellent Bloglines. I never thought I'd be an aggregator user (and I wish there were some way to tell how many people are reading my feeds), but I am now a convert. Hoopla!

[Postscript : it would make my world that much closer to perfect if everyone would be more free with their content, and include full text of their posts in their feeds, rather than a parsimonious little excerpt. There's probably some good reason not to, but I don't know what it is. Pretty please?]

February 27, 2004

The Other Friday Five

In the first of what may become a hallowed 'bottle tradition, universally praised and flatteringly imitated all around this mighty net of inters on which we play†, I offer you five links to five Most Excellent Personal Websites, Containing High Quality Words, Sentences, And Paragraphs, With the Added Attraction of Amusing Anecdotes‡, websites of whose existence you may or may not be aware, but nonetheless websites you should bookmark and enjoy on a daily basis if you have a shred of human decency left in your souls, you bastards*.

Share and enjoy.

† ...or may, on the other hand, be a caffeine-fueled one-off. You never know.

‡ Apologies for the Comedy Capitalization. Cheap, I know, but I'm Feeling Whimsical.

* Just choking around, as we used to say in my crypto-racist hometown. Most of you aren't bastards at all!

November 21, 2003

This, from that

This

All this captures, I think, the fundamental truth that we can never adequately understand a human performance as a product independent of the performer. However outwardly focused the performance may be, its essential meaning includes the self's development through its own exertions. We express ourselves not only to achieve something "out there", but also because something "in here" drives us to it, and in the expressing we strengthen and deepen our inner powers of expression. As Kass puts it, "our genuine happiness requires that there be little gap, if any, between the dancer and the dance". And the same principle applies to our assessment of the achievements of others: we rightly value every human expression, from the pianist's recital to the scholar's text to the quarterback's athletic artistry, not merely as an external product, but as part of the unfolding revelation of an expressing self. Therein lies its ultimate significance. Conversely, whatever does not arise from the expressing self is not fundamental. There are, in the end, no worthwhile "things" in the world; there are only worthwhile doings.


from that via this made me think more about this. Which is good, I think.

And yes, I have subscribed to his newsletter. Heh.

June 4, 2003

The Happy Rock

A quote that I stumbled across today from Henry Miller, who helped me to see a few things a few decades ago, a quote that feels appropriate to circumstances about which I am reluctant to speak in detail quite yet, from Tropic of Capricorn :

You are perpetually spending your energy in the act of balancing yourself. You are seized with a sort of spiritual vertigo, you totter on the brink, your hair stands on end, you can't believe that beneath your feet lies an immeasurable abyss. It comes through a passionate desire to embrace people, to show them your love. The more you reach out toward the world the more the world retreats. Nobody wants real love, real hatred. Nobody wants you to put your hand in his sacred entrails -- that's only for the priest in the hour of sacrifice.
While you live, while the blood's still warm, you are to pretend that there is no such thing as blood and no such thing as a skeleton beneath the covering of the flesh. Keep off the grass! That's the motto by which people live.

If you continue this balancing at the edge of the abyss long enough you become very very adept: no matter which way you are pushed you always right yourself. Being in constant trim you develop a ferocious gaiety, an unnatural gaeity, I might say.

There are only two peoples in the world today who understand the meaning of such a statement -- the Jews and the Chinese. If it happens that you are neither of these you find yourself in a strange predicament. You are always laughing at the wrong moment; you are considered cruel and heartless when in reality you are only tough and durable. But if you would laugh when others laugh and weep when they weep you must be prepared to die as they die and live as they live. That means to be right and to get the worst of it at the same time. It means to be dead while you are alive and alive only when you are dead. In this company the world always wears a normal aspect, even under the most abnormal conditions. Nothing is right or wrong but thinking makes it so. You no longer believe in reality but in thinking. And when you are pushed off the dead end your thoughts go with you and they are of no use to you.

This quote was one of my buddy Rick's favorites, too.

May 17, 2003

Killer Scum and Candid Camera



"We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world - a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts. We are human scum, and that is how history will judge us. George W Bush does not speak for me or my son or my mother or my friends or the people I respect in this world."

- Hunter S Thompson

Paul Theroux on Hunter S Thompson [via RobotWisdom]

What are the conservatives doing with all the money and power that used to belong to all of us? They are telling us to be absolutely terrified, and to run around in circles like chickens with their heads cut off. But they will save us. They are making us take off our shoes at airports. Can anybody here think of a more hilarious practical joke than that one?

Smile, America. You’re on Candid Camera.

And they have turned loose a myriad of our high-tech weapons, each one costing more than a hundred high schools, on a Third World country, in order to shock and awe human beings like us, like Adam and Eve, between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

The other day I asked former Yankees pitcher Jim Bouton what he thought of our great victory over Iraq, and he said, "Mohammed Ali versus Mr. Rogers."

What are conservatives? They are people who will move heaven and earth, if they have to, who will ruin a company or a country or a planet, to prove to us and to themselves that they are superior to everybody else, except for their pals. They take good care of their pals, keep them out of jail - and so on.

- Kurt Vonnegut, in a lecture for the Mark Twain House in Hartford, Connecticut.

What has steadily, insidiously improved since then, of course, making humanist arguments almost irrelevant, is the technology. We must not be too distracted by the clunkiness of the means of surveillance current in Winston Smith's era. In "our" 1984, after all, the integrated circuit chip was less than a decade old, and almost embarrassingly primitive next to the wonders of computer technology circa 2003, most notably the internet, a development that promises social control on a scale those quaint old 20th-century tyrants with their goofy moustaches could only dream about.

- Thomas Pynchon, in his new introduction to Orwell's 1984.

May 8, 2003

Another Take

Another very interesting take can be found here (from a writer new to me, which is always cool) on the whole SapirWhorf linguistic relativism conversation, one that I almost missed in my growing dependance on trackback to keep me up to date on who's been saying what...

One of the best things for me that came out of this ongoing discussion has been finding a whole constellation of new and interesting voices that had something to say on some facet of the topic, in addition to my friends in the virtual neighbourhood. It's been a pretty good week in blogaria for me.

May 6, 2003

Lost in Transit

A while back I was asked if I would like to be a part of a group weblog written by expats from nations all over the bloody map, and I accepted, and promptly settled into a steady regimen of procrastination, as is my wont.

I broke my silence and posted a wee thing today. Hooray for me!

Hope you like it.

Edit : I also recently received an email about a TV pilot being produced for a show about blogging ('Wow, lookit 'im type, Martha! That fella must be some kinda geeenyus!'), which invited me to produce a short bit of video that summed up my webwork here. The only thing I could think of was a blurry closeup of a dew-beaded beer bottle with me chanting a stream of obscenities in the background, followed by a few kaleidoscopic seconds of semi-nekkid belly-slappin' dancing.

Maybe I'll just keep the video to myself, huh?

April 29, 2003

Threads

I think last time I did something like this, some random Googlenaut accused me of self-indulgent wankery, to which, if memory serves, my reply was 'And?'

Some interesting thoughts are swirling around my little romp through language theory the other day : Jonathon, Steve, Tom, Jeff, Stu, Dorothea (apologies as always if I missed anyone), and of course the folks who were kind enough to drop a comment or two inthread. Many things to think about, but I may well have exceeded my Deep Thought quota for the month already...

April 28, 2003

Social Software

(*ducking to avoid flames*)

re : this.

I'll be more interested after the fine people involved have read and digested the implications of the complete archives (skipping the 'hoo hoo I'm a funny boy aren't I' stuff where appropriate) here.

That is all.

April 23, 2003

Keep The Bird Burning










Jonathon is organizing a campaign to help Shelley - who's got her back to the wall financially at the moment - keep weblogging. To lose her voice would diminish us all... if you offered to kick some money into a 'save the wonderchicken' fund, which I didn't end up needing, you might consider dropping it into a 'save the Burningbird' fund instead. It would be a Good Thing To Do.

April 8, 2003

Yeah, well.

You know, not to get off on a rant or anything.
Also, just the facts, ma'am [via cursor.org].

April 5, 2003

Bill Gates is Dead - Psych!

This morning, Korean television news reported that Bill Gates had been shot dead by an unknown assailant.

The 'news' grew out of rumour in Taiwan, apparently. How it made it to the national networks in Korea is anyone's guess. But I was really upset, and surprised at myself for feeling so bad about it, at least until I heard an hour or so later that it was complete bollocks.

I don't know why that would be.

April 4, 2003

A Better Man Than I

Jonathon Delacour responds to a witless comment on his wbelog with an essay both thoughtful and forceful. I realized as I read it that I would quite probably would have replied to similar accusations with 'oh, shut the f--k up,' and I realized again that I have a lot to learn from people like Jonathon (and others, I know, many many others).

As I head off to bed, I have some things to turn over in my mind before I wake. (Of course, that said, I'll probably dream about impregnating the Statue of Liberty or something equally goofy, but I'm a firm believer in metaphor, so it's all good.)

Lesson #13,207 in my personal education, and another one that may teach me how to become a better man. Or at least one that doesn't hit first and ask questions later.

March 27, 2003

Because I love the man



A lengthy rumination from George Carlin, one of my favorite angry, funny people, brought to mind by Tom and The Happy Tutor.

carlin.jpg "You can't be afraid of words that speak the truth. I don't like words that hide the truth. I don't like words that conceal reality. I don't like euphemisms or euphemistic language. And American english is loaded with euphemisms. Because Americans have a lot of trouble dealing with reality. Americans have trouble facing the truth, so they invent a kind of a soft language to protect themselves from it. And it gets worse with every generation. For some reason it just keeps getting worse.

I'll give you an example of that. There's a condition in combat. Most people know about it. It's when a fighting person's nervous system has been stressed to it's absolute peak and maximum, can't take any more input. The nervous system has either snapped or is about to snap. In the first world war that condition was called shell shock. Simple, honest, direct language. Two syllables. Shell shock. Almost sounds like the guns themselves. That was 70 years ago. Then a whole generation went by. And the second world war came along and the very same combat condition was called battle fatigue. Four syllables now. Takes a little longer to say. Doesn't seem to be as hard to say. Fatigue is a nicer word than shock. Shell shock...battle fatigue.

Then we had the war in Korea in 1950. Madison Avenue was riding high by that time. And the very same combat condition was called Operational Exhaustion. Hey we're up to 8 syllables now! And the humanity has been squeezed completely out of the phrase now. It's totally sterile now. Operational Exhaustion: sounds like something that might happen to your car. Then of course came the war in Vietnam, which has only been over for about 16 or 17 years. And thanks to the lies and deceit surrounding that war, I guess it's no surprise that the very same condition was called Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. Still 8 syllables, but we've added a hyphen. And the pain is completely buried under jargon. Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.

I bet you, if we'd still been calling it shell shock, some of those Vietnam veterans might have gotten the attention they needed at the time. I bet you that.

But it didn't happen. And one of the reasons is because we were using that soft language, that language that takes out the life out of life. And it is a function of time it does keep getting worse.

Give you another example. Sometime during my life toilet paper became bathroom tissue. I wasn't notified of this. No one asked me if I agreed with it. It just happened. Toilet paper became bathroom tissue. Sneakers became running shoes. False teeth became dental appliances. Medicine became medication. Information became directory assistance. The dump became the land fill. Car crashes became automobile accidents. Partly cloudy became partly sunny. Motels became motor lodges. House trailers became mobile homes. Used cars became previously owned transportation. Room service became guest room dining. Constipation became occasional irregularity.

When I was a little kid if I got sick they wanted me to go to a hospital and see the doctor. Now they want me to go to a health maintenance organization. Or a wellness center to consult a health care delivery professional. Poor people used to live in slums. Now the economically disadvantaged occupy sub-standard housing in the inner cities. And they're broke! They're broke. They don't have a negative cash flow position. They're f--kin' broke! Because a lot of them were fired. You know, fired. Management wanted to curtail redundancies in the human resources area. So many people are no longer viable members of the work force.

Smug, greedy well-fed white people have invented a language to conceal their sins. It's as simple as that. The CIA doesn't kill people anymore, they neutralize people, or they depopulate the area. The government doesn't lie, it engages in disinformation. The pentagon actually measures radiation in something they call sunshine units. Israeli murderers are called commandos. Arab commandos are called terrorists. Contra killers are called freedom fighters. Well if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part of it to us, do they?

And some of this stuff is just silly. We know that. Like when the airlines tell us to pre-board. What the hell is pre-board? What does that mean? To get on before you get on?

They say they're going to pre-board those passengers in need of special assistance ...cripples! Simple honest direct language. There's no shame attached to the word cripple I can find in any dictionary. In fact it's a word used in Bible translations. "Jesus healed the cripples." Doesn't take seven words to describe that condition. But we don't have cripples in this country anymore. We have the physically challenged. Is that a grotesque enough evasion for you? How about differently-abled? I've heard them called that. Differently-abled! You can't even call these people handicapped anymore. They say: "We're not handicapped, we're handy capable!" These poor people have been bullsh-tted by the system into believing that if you change the name of the condition somehow you'll change the condition. Well hey cousin ... doesn't happen!

We have no more deaf people in this country. Hearing impaired. No more blind people. Partially sighted or visually impaired. No more stupid people, everyone has a learning disorder. Or he's minimally exceptional. How would you like to told that about your child? 'He's minimally exceptional.' Psychologists have actually started calling ugly people those with severe appearance deficits. It's getting so bad that any day now I expect to hear a rape victim referred to as an unwilling sperm recipient!

And we have no more old people in this country. No more old people. We shipped them all away and we brought in these senior citizens. Isn't that a typically American twentieth century phrase? Bloodless. Lifeless. No pulse in one of them. A senior citizen. But I've accepted that one. I've come to terms with it. I know it's here to stay. We'll never get rid of it. But the one I do resist, the one I keep resisting, is when they look at an old guy and say, "Look at him Dan, he's ninety years young." Imagine the fear of aging that reveals. To not even be able to use the word old to describe someone. To have to use an antonym.

And fear of aging is natural. It's universal, isn't it? We all have that. No one wants to get old. No one wants to die. But we do. So we con ourselves. I started conning myself when I got in my forties. I'd look in the mirror and say, "Well...I guess I'm getting ...older." Older sounds a little better than old, doesn't it? Sounds like it might even last a little longer. I'm getting old. And it's okay. Because thanks to our fear of death in this country I won't have to die. I'll pass away. Or I'll expire, like a magazine subscription. If it happens in the hospital they'll call it a terminal episode. The insurance company will refer to it as negative patient care outcome. And if it's the result of malpractice they'll say it was a therapeutic misadventure.

I'm telling ya, some of this language makes me want to vomit. Well, maybe not vomit ...makes me want to engage in an involuntary personal protein spill."

[edited from transcript found here.]

March 26, 2003

There's Something Happening Here

Who's organizing pro-war (and what an idiot word that is - 'pro-war.' Yeah, ah'm pro-war. I kinda like all that killin' and burnin' and shootin' - makes me feel like f--kin'!) rallies in America? The Bush-friendly ClearChannel crapradio near-monopoly, apparently. Neat!

There's something happening here. What it is ain't exactly clear, but a good guess is that we're now seeing the next stage in the evolution of a new American oligarchy.

[more...]

Edit : Now that Fetamilter's back up, here's the thread there, with some additional info.

March 14, 2003

Mmmmm...yuck

For me, it's always been Alphagetti, which is pretty much the same darn thing as Spaghetti-o's, I guess, except without the mystery meat. But only if eaten with a large stack of lightly-toasted white bread that has been 'buttered' not with butter but with Parkay margarine.

I haven't had this particular childhood-conjuring treat in years, living as I have been in the blessedly canned-noodle-and-tomato-sauce-free wastelands of Asia. But just thinking about it makes me feel all gooshy inside. And slightly constipated.

This by way of saying that Skot is a dangerously amusing young man, and deserves your undivided attention for at least a couple of minutes (which are, it must be admitted, veritable eons in these days of waking-life REMs).

March 12, 2003

Narcotic

Bill Moyers interviews Chris Hedges :



HEDGES: "During a lull I dashed across an empty square and found shelter behind a house. My heart was racing. Adrenaline coursed through my bloodstream. I was safe. I made it back to the capital. And like most war correspondents, I soon considered the experience a great cosmic joke. I drank away the fear and excitement in a seedy bar in downtown San Salvador. Most people, after such an experience, would learn to stay away. I was hooked. "

MOYERS: You were hooked on?

HEDGES: War. On the most powerful narcotic invented by humankind is war.

MOYERS: What is the narcotic? What is it that's the poisonous allure?

HEDGES: Well the Bible calls it, "The lust of the eye." And warns believers against it. It's that great landscape of the grotesque. It's that power to destroy.

I mean one of the most chilling things you learn in war is that human beings like to destroy. Not only other things but other human beings. And when unit discipline would break down or there was no unit discipline to begin with, you would go into a town and people's eyes were glazed over. They sputtered gibberish.

Houses were burning. They had that power to revoke the charter. That divine-like power, to revoke the charter of another human being's place on this planet. And they used it.

MOYERS: I would have thought that being captured and held by the Iraqis as you were, would have cured you of your addiction. But yet it didn't.

HEDGES: No.

MOYERS: So I still don't understand it. I have to be honest. I mean I just don't understand why you keep putting yourself back into that which you hate.

[more...]

February 8, 2003

Why do they hate us so much?

This article and its associated Metafilter thread make interesting reading, and are germane to the roots of my rant yesterday, perhaps. Really, though, I was just havin' a bit of fun.

You know that feeling you get when a telemarketer interrupts your dinner? I get that feeling sometime when my Pentecostal/Charismatic friends are trying to persuade me into their camp. It's not that I don't know they are good, decent, law-abiding people who like me. I just want them to quit treating me as a target or a project and start treating me as a person who is free to be myself and different from them.

February 1, 2003

C students from Yale

Say what you will about his recent fictional output (or his older fictional output, for that matter), I still have a soft spot for Kurt Vonnegut. At the age of 80, he's still saying things worth listening to.

And he's not an asshole, which still counts for something, I hope.

I myself feel that our country, for whose Constitution I fought in a just war, might as well have been invaded by Martians and body snatchers. Sometimes I wish it had been. What has happened, though, is that it has been taken over by means of the sleaziest, low-comedy, Keystone Cops-style coup d'etat imaginable. And those now in charge of the federal government are upper-crust C-students who know no history or geography, plus not-so-closeted white supremacists, aka 'Christians,' and plus, most frighteningly, psychopathic personalities, or 'PPs.'

...

What has allowed so many PPs to rise so high in corporations, and now in government, is that they are so decisive. Unlike normal people, they are never filled with doubts, for the simple reason that they cannot care what happens next. Simply can't. Do this! Do that! Mobilize the reserves! Privatize the public schools! Attack Iraq! Cut health care! Tap everybody's telephone! Cut taxes on the rich! Build a trillion-dollar missile shield! f--k habeas corpus and the Sierra Club and In These Times, and kiss my ass!

[more...]

While we're talking authors here, another writer whose work I've always enjoyed reading, Gunter Grass, is also speaking out against those murderous C students and psychopaths in Washington.

Edit : This is as good a time as any to share some statistics about Korea with you. I ran across these numbers a few days ago, and they would seem to explain much on first glance. Whether that is actually the case or not is up for debate.

There are a total of 450 public libraries in Korea. In the whole country.

These facilities serve a population of approximately 47 million people : it works out to about 110,000 people for each library, the lowest in the OECD. The ratio is actually worse here in Seoul - which is home to the equivalent of about a third of the population of Canada, a fact that never ceases to boggle me a bit - there's one library for every 330,000 people.

The comparable figure in Europe is about 1:10,000 and in America it's 1:20,000 or so.

Some ad-hocratic systems have arisen to compensate, as is always the case here. There are privately run shops, even in the nasty little suburb where I live, that rent a few books (mostly home-grown manga for the schoolkids) alongside the standard racks of action movies. There's a bookmobile that comes around the human beehives once a week, too, with a couple of hundred Korean novels onboard. Small compensation for the few who have the time or energy to read anything.

As for me, even if any of these few libraries were near enough for me to visit, I'd be out of luck. None carry books in English, of course.

If any webblogger should have an Amazon wishlist and wheedle and beg for books, it's me, by crikey. Maybe I should get a webcam, start peddling my wonderchicken pulchritude, and demand payments ("Put it on! Put it all back on! Please!") in literature....

Nah.

January 25, 2003

Imaginative Pastures

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"At Imaginative Pastures, we're trained to think outside the commons."

I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds good to me! Strong, and good, and right! Make no mistake. Our mission is to stop the bad people, and protect the good American public and their strong copyright freedoms. We are strong, and good. Really really good. Strong, too.

January 20, 2003

Bowling ball of knowledge

"Some very rough notes on a potential future blog entry [...] what follows is nothing more than the usual rubbish and bird dirt on the sidewalk..."

Or : essential talk and think and link. Kent hides his light away, as usual. Dig it, cats.

January 16, 2003

How'd That Happen?

There are some very smart things being said by some very smart bloggers around the neighbourhood, apparently spurred at least in part by one of my occasional, typically-crude brainfarts. This pleases me, even if I'm not too interested at the moment in going meta and joining the conversation. What my bloggerly friends have to say is a pleasure to read, and although I find myself agreeing for the most part with them, I ought to make it clear that I had nothing so erudite in mind when writing the post. Just singing my song, you know?

Anyway, some Deep Thoughts and Worthwhile from the completely unsh-tweasellike Tom, Steve, Jonathon, and AKMA. I love these guys - they make me look like I'm clever, when really I'm just voluble and profane and tediously honest.

[Edit : Add The Happy Tutor to the discussion...]

January 15, 2003

Ah, shucks

Tim Bishop makes me feel all woogly inside :

I discovered the wonderchicken 6 months or so ago [...] He has one of the truly distinctive voices writing on the web today, sort of a cross between Hunter S Thompson when he still had brain cells and Arianna Huffington in her current left phase. Highly recommended for a daily read.

Now, this guy, I like. I dunno who the hell Arianna Huffington is, and I'm too drunk to bother googling her at the moment, but the oldstylee HST reference is high praise indeed, and if you cast your eyes to the left, you'll see that this is just the sort of thing that I thrive on. Most Blogstars, they won't admit their neediness and self-absorption, but me? Me, I'll tell ya the truth.

No, really.

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August 12, 2002

MetaTalk

A tender and slightly melancholy Metafilter reminiscence in response to a completely puerile threadstarter from a new member, courtesy of tamim. The occasional astonishing comment like this, and the occasional great thread (of which there have been a few lately) always keep me coming back for more.

August 10, 2002

*Stands, points*

Today's Required Reading

Absolutely fascinating post from Alex (which is in itself not unusual, but) : The Warre of All Against All. Go, read.

Bruce Sterling gives us some new metaphors to work with, better ones, I'd say : A Contrarian View of Open Source. Go, read.

August 8, 2002

Easy Pieces

I read this right after this and this, and I wonder a little, you know?

Not that I'm sure that Bb's idea is one that will be workable, but crikey, Anil's little shave-and-a-haircut there looks like some semi-deft spinnage to me. 'course, I'm a great lover of conspiracy theories.

July 31, 2002

Ghost in the Machine

Is BurningBird back? Sorta, kinda, and this makes me happy all out of proportion to what I might have expected. There's been a disconcerting Shelley-shaped hole in the neighbourhood of late. She asks "Just how real is all of this?" and I haven't really got an answer for that. The first thing that pops into my mind (the first thing being what I usually go with, as you're probably aware if you've been reading my crap for any length of time) : "f--k art, let's dance!"

(I don't know if Shelley is still working on ThreadNeedle, but if she is, here are some very cool blogthread visualization ideas that someone geekier and smarter than myself might like to investigate.

I've been thinking about and researching this a bit today after following David's pointer to Jon.

Have a look at PeopleGarden and WebFan. I find WebFan in particular very intuitive.

The projects at the MIT Social Media Group site are also interesting.

And Warren Sack's Conversation Map Interface for Very Large Scale Conversations is working again on the sample Usenet data, since the last time I checked. Amazing work. )

July 21, 2002

We've Got Blog

I got my comp copy of 'We've Got Blog: How Weblogs Are Changing Our Culture' in the mail today, and have had a quick look through it. It's the first actual book I've ever held in my hands that talks about web sh-t, other than HTML textbooks and such.

It terrifies me, the physical presence of the damn thing. And seeing my comments at Metafilter in a serif font, in black on a white background? Disorienting to say the least.

The last thing in the book is a reprint of this conversation, initiated by dogmatic (who memorably described the thread as a 'stumbling, chortling abortion of a discussion'), in which I played a fairly pivotal part, in tried-and-true wonderchicken style : seriously addressing the question posed, while simultaneously setting up a straight man to aid the inevitable descent into silliness and self-referential tomfoolery.

My take on the conversation is a little more philosophical, perhaps. As I mentioned in dogmatic's comments : 'it really did encapsulate in a single thread so many things that MeFi is, or was at that point : self-absorbed MetaTalking, self-referentiality, high-seriousness, utter silliness, a sense of community, an appearance from the admin (Matt), some cross-cultural banter courtesy of Miguel... and more. Taken as an artifact of sorts, removed from its context, I think it's a fascinating little document.'

rodii, who has since departed from the MetaPlayground, perhaps forever, ably played my straight man. He was also one of the people who did not give permission for their comments in that thread to be used in the book. These people have now annoyed the piss out of me (well, a little), as the publishers decided to include the thread anyway, with the parts of the conversation contributed by those who opted not to play along simply excised.

The result of this is that I come off looking a bit goofy, I think, and even though that's nothing new, I prefer when I look dumb to do it deliberately. But I'm enough of an attention-whore (and that's in large part what this blogging thing often is, if we are to be honest -- attention-whoring) not to care too much, pleased as I am to see my Meta-Antics captured in print.

The tenor and taste of the words change so completely, for me at least, when they are between hard covers, though.

I've enjoyed what I've read of the book so far - I plan to dip into it in small measures. It is, however, spurring some thoughts of rebuilding and refocussing this wee site here into something different. What, I'm not quite sure. Certainly another monument to my towering ego (or salve for my deep feelings of inadequacy - Fork! Spoon!), of course (see also : whoring, attention-). That goes without saying.

It strikes me as amusing (and predictable, if you know me at all) that the first book I've read praising and proselytizing the weblog has led almost immediately to thoughts of getting the hell out of weblogging.

July 20, 2002

Read

In my wanderings today, I noticed some things that were said recently and that I found interesting, and may well be worth your time, from Jeff :

This delineation of introspection as constitutive of feeling and more significantly, that the feelings which come from memory are the most powerful ones of all, has colored Western society— feeling is taken as a private rather than public, reflective rather than reactive, individual rather than collectively consitituted response. This is deeply at odds with human appetites. Humanity is far more social than that. Coleridge, no matter how much he agreed with Wordsworth in theory, subverted it in practice. He was loquacious, providing a great deal of his introspection in public. Thinking of the contradictions of publicly generated privacy gave me a headache, and I really needed to soak my head.

[more...]

and from Steve :

Blogging, then, is like my mental scratch pad made visible: it's much more stream-of-conscious, though still composed and relatively controlled. I think about what I'm going to post for a few minutes or a few hours, then pretty much just write it as I type. Along the way, ideas I hadn't expected pop up and make themselves known, screaming for attention, and often they turn into other ideas, other posts, or even other projects. I actually, ideally, become more productive in my offline writing because of blogging—in effect, the impermanent work, the scratch pad, feeds what is intended as 'finished', lasting work.

[more... (and more from Jeff on this too.)]

Just thought I'd point, and nod.

June 22, 2002

You reckon?

"How weblogs straddle personal and social spaces and the potential implications for developing new communities."

Tom from Plasticbag.org says some pretty cool stuff about some things. Powerpoint, 2.8 Mb. (That's funny, isn't it? I wonder who the presentees were...)

Anyway, a quote :

The best, the strongest, the most creative communities can emerge out of the interconnected nature of individual spaces.

Making great communities is about celebrating the individuals within them - giving them spaces that they can use to show off their creativity and passions…

And in return these individuals will themselves build a vibrant, creative and passionate community…

No argument here.

May 22, 2002

It Just Feels Right, Baby

Cheesily riffing on the erudititudinosity and linkeriffomafication of Tom's recent post, I give you this darn-near equally-recent popular image (which I did not make) found at the Site Which Must Not Be Named.

Heh.

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Edit : I have discovered that this image originally came from the SomethingAwful forums. SA rocks. Or is that San Dimas Football? sh-t, I dunno. But the bad, bad man who posted it to Filepile didn't credit it. Apologies.

May 18, 2002

Harrowing

Spare a thought and, if you're the praying kind, a prayer, for Mike and his family.

May 4, 2002

Metafilter : Bigger Than Jesus?

Anil notes some interesting figures of his own : Metafilter, a place I very much enjoy, and one that's run by just one guy (with a little help from his friends), gets more traffic than the Wall Street Journal, Etrade, ABC TV, or universities like Harvard, at least according to Alexa.

This is kind of staggering, and Anil rightly notes how important the implications may be of such a thing : "..what I'm pointing out is the dynamic... there is momentum behind a future where a Google search on a particular piece of legislation will yield a discussion by ordinary folks on the web ahead of the sponsor's official platitudes about the bill. "

Edit : This comes with a few grains of salt, discussed here (of course).

May 1, 2002

Just in case...

Just in case you weren't quite certain how harrowingly well Chris Locke can write, I direct your attention to the last few EGR dispatches. That is all.

(Edit : Well, that's not quite all. I'll point, as does BB this morning, to Mike's latest as well, and encourage you to enjoy more phenomenally affecting writing from around the virtual neighbourhood.)

April 30, 2002

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel

Still...(edit : umm, imagine a rising inflection here which would indicate my susceptability to the patriotism virus, even though yadda yadda....)

Canada is every bit as querulously alert to the achievements of its sons and daughters as the rest of the world is completely unaware of them. The Canadians proudly say of themselves -- and are unheard by anyone else -- that 1% of the world's population has provided 10% of the world's peacekeeping forces. Canadian soldiers in the past half century have been the greatest peacekeepers on Earth -- in 39 missions on UN mandates, and six on non-UN peacekeeping duties, from Vietnam to East Timor, from Sinai to Bosnia.

Yet the only foreign engagement that has entered the popular non-Canadian imagination was the sorry affair in Somalia, in which out-of-control paratroopers murdered two Somali infiltrators. Their regiment was then disbanded in disgrace -- a uniquely Canadian act of self-abasement for which, naturally, the Canadians received no international credit.

April 29, 2002

Ranterrific!