Heh

Heh. I didn’t make the finalist list at the bloggies awards thing. Ah well, the soup pot’s only been boiling for about 5 months. Nonetheless, I wonder if I didn’t make the shortlist :

a) ’cause I suck

b) ’cause I said I’d rip the heart out of anyone who voted for me

c) ’cause I say the word ‘f–k’ a lot, in a consistently gratuitous f–king manner

d) ’cause I blow

e) some combination of the above

Despite the fact that I kinda think awards for blogging are a bit ridiculous, I feel a tiny shiver of disappointment, originating somewhere down near my butt. And, well, that’s a pretty scary place. How easy it is to get sucked in, huh? Even for a cantankerous auto-exile like me.

Regardless, congratulations go to all who are on the shortlists, and especially to Lia, who is the Queen of the Left Shore, in my books.

I suck!