Someone stick a fork in my ass and turn me over, I’m done.
Someone stick a fork in my ass and turn me over, I’m done.
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Someone stick a fork in my ass and turn me over, I’m done.
Someone stick a fork in my ass and turn me over, I’m done.
But I’ll give extra WonderChicken Bucks™* to anyone who can tell me which Woody Allen movie and which Lou Reed song I’m tangentially making references to in this here scraping-the-bottom-of-the-barrel post!
*not redeemable for anything at all, really.
Well, the Lou Reed song is “Last Great American Whale” (on my mp3 playlist as we speak), but I’m not much of a Woody Allen fan.
Can a brother get a consolation prize? Perhaps a WonderChicken Beer Helmet? That would be pretty cool.
The Woody Allen movie is Sleeper of course. And the phrase in the Lou Reed Song is “Like my painter freind Donald says ‘stick a fork in their ass..etc.”. The ‘painter freind Donald’ is none other than John Mellencamp accoding to Lou.
I will only use these powers for good, I swear.
*ding*
We have a winner! Mike, tell him what he’s won….
*chokes up*
I’d like to thank God, and my Mom and Dad, and L. Ron Hubbard and the nice lady in Port Authority who, um, comforted me that lonely night….and who are those guys with the hook?