I really was going to tell a story of Terror on The High Seas, as promised, but I fell down and a couple of litres of beer somehow splashed into my mouth, and well, it all went to hell, basically, and all I could recall of my past while listening to AC/DC’s High Voltage was the unseemly enthusiasm with which my first girlfriend performed fellatio on me those several decades ago, thereby ruining me (in at least one sense) for most of the other women with whom I had sexual relationships in later years.
But you don’t wanna hear about that stuff.
Or maybe you do, I guess, but that’s not the story I wanted to tell tonight, so here’s an amusing image that I’ve stolen from one of the talented goons at the SA Forums, to make you forgive me for the notable lack of blowjob and/or saltydog stories this evening, instead.
here.
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I seem to remember reading that quotation in the bible somewhere, but I can’t quite place it.
Perhaps some Christian can help?
I thought it was from a “Conan” movie. Damned funny, especially if you imagine the governor of California doing the voiceover.
Christians actually read this blog?
I think I prefer the story about the blowjobs (silly word when you think about it) next time 😉
As an charter member of the Mongolian Heritage Defense League, I just wanted to point out that the above Conan quote is actually attributed to Genghis Khan, but the MHDL would like you all to know Uncle Genghis would have never said something like that. Genghis was a law giver and a peace maker who brought unity at a time of great conflict. Quotes attributed to the Great Khan like the one above are fabrications invented by malicious Muslim, Chinese and European historians looking to defame the greatest man the world has ever known. Or at least that’s what the wife says, and if I don’t want to end up sleeping on the couch, I’d best say likewise.